>GF wants to invest her savings
>explain her the basics about bonds, stocks, crypto, ETFs, etc.
>doesn't care and straight up asks me what has given me the best returns
>Bitcoin by far
>she buys 15k of BTC in late 2020
>tell her to never sell and you're fine
>endures the bear market and 5 years later sells above 110k for +400% profits
>she's gonna reinvest that into real state in our european shithole
It was really that fucking easy.
>>60742270 (OP)Yeah it was. Except you made that story up in your head.
>>60742270 (OP)>my dumb gf had astronomical luck and bought the generational btc bottom that means life is easy nice thread bro i dont even care if its real or made up
Bros? She fucking beat every professional investor by simply having iron hands lmao
>>60742335That isn't the bottom. If she'd bought at ~$5k she would be up by 2,000%.
>European real estate
Lmao
>>60742270 (OP)>she's gonna reinvest that into real state in our european shitholeso great, you'll have 0 btc and real estate in a shithole, don't cope about how much you had when it goes to 1m+ and your real estate is up 30% (minus maintenance and repairs and taxes)
>>60742270 (OP)This gif is funny because anyone that does this to your hobbies needs to go. She could have cosplayed and it would have gone differently
>>60742270 (OP)>15k and 400% profits, so she has 75keven for europeon standards what backwards eastern euro slav mountain village shithole do you life that 75k equals a real estate investment
>>60742270 (OP)>>tell her to never sell and you're fine>>endures the bear market and 5 years later sells above 110k for +400% profits>>she's gonna reinvest that into real state in our european shitholeimagine throwing away that generational wealth for a fucking condo or whatever
>>60742553probably got a fucking mortage
>>60742699so throwing the hardest money in existence into a highly leveraged investment that requires constant funding costs or you get taken to zero
and he calls this prudent investing lol
>>60742777checked
these people still think real estate is a stable investment instead of a kilometer-wide sinkhole under a city block
>>60742847it is also the most tax capture asset there is and all europoor governments are bankrupt right now with the energy crisis, trade war and rearmament bullshit
What should I do if my fiancee is financially retarded?
Remember. Dont have kids because there is a climate crisis and overpopulation.
Also you guys need to let workers in because Europe is empty.
Mumbai has the double the population of Sweden and yet Sweden has many, many investors and scientific geniuses while Mumbai has produced nothing but poor condition accepting worker drones.
>>60742270 (OP)But 60k profit is peanuts….
