State your age, time in current field of work and degree, along with however many layoffs you have had...and I guess like demographics and region if you want...I know some people here worry about opsec.

-Demographics-
27 Male
White and blonde (attractive if that matters)
Philly region
-Career-
Bachelors in Psychology
Masters in Accounting
5 years of relevant work experience
Laid off 5 times.

I have the system down at this point for post layoffs...month 1 after layoff is always lots of calls with recruiter ghosting, month 2 is dead, month 3 is like four calls and an offer I dont want, month 4-6 is me working a job I dont want while getting the job I need to advance my career...then layoff occurs and I repeat.

Advice for anyone looking...Ignore all recruiting agencies cause they just waste your time and never respond to head hunters, only apply direct through the company website and work on a general resume that gets through ATS...I lied about my first 2 years of work experience and I have not regretted it as it gets me jobs.

Legit curious how other types of people or regions are...im considering moving for better work prospects and am also considering leaving the US for nations with more work.

My wife is Egyptian and her family is doing better in Egypt than we are doing in the US...I dont speak any arabic but considering they are desprate for skilled white collar workers and cost of living is stupid cheap there I think it makes sense to look outside of the west for work as the empire continues to fall.

>>60743316 (OP)
chaos marines moment

>>60743316 (OP)
How do you manage to get laid off if you are attractive?

> Bachelors in Psychology
> Masters in Accounting
> Laid off 5 times
Oh... Anon I ...

I dont know how to reply under a comment...but to the three I see

I dont know what a chaos marines is, attractive people get laid off all the time, and I have no idea what your infering regarding my switching degrees...psych was me not knowing what I wanted to do and got me my first job out of school, I switched almost a year later.

>>60743316 (OP)
>34
>security guard supervisor
>regularly making $1200 per week, and can schedule myself any overtime before anyone else asks for it
>$1300 living expenses
>.22 btc, 1500 xrp

I feel smug everyday. Muh can’t find a job is getting so tiresome. If you can’t succeed it’s because you’re a retarded faggot LOL

-28
-60k euros nw
-forestry engineer/technician
-want to kms or change career/job but I only started internship 4 months ago
this board could use a psychologist you know...

34
phd in something you've only loosely heard of
job is healthcare adjacent
no employment gaps
180k + 20% bonus + 25k stock annual
net worth currently ~800k
married with one son
my wife makes more money than me and has considerably more money than me

could be better, could be worse

unemployed NEET
not looking for a job anymore because i cant be bothered

>>60743681
lol, tell your datamining handlers that you need more training you dumb gorrillanigger

>>60743703
Remember you from a few weeks ago. Don’t get too cocky, brah.

>>60743316 (OP)
58 Male
White
Houston
BS in Computer Science
36 years of relevant experience, though the relevance of Zetalisp, Smalltalk, Forth, and Modula-2 is probably debatable today.
Laid off 0 times. Though I've survived probably a dozen layoffs over 5 different employers. I don't even lose sleep at layoffs anymore, getting laid off is something that only happens to other people.

>>60744666
no fucking way you are 58 on this site

>>60745014
>he doesn't know
you can check out anytime you like but you can never leave

>>60744666
I just got fired last month after job hopping.
I don't understand how it happened to me. Wouldn't have gotten laid off if I had stayed at the company I hopped from.

28 Specialized tradie, with around 230k in between savings and stocks, thats been mostly put on halftime PTO for last few months because of nobody closing on bids; also been making a few grand a month on stock options. Have 2-3 large projects in the next 9 months with a lot of OT and per diem so not too worried desu.