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Anonymous
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8/5/2025, 9:50:06 PM No.60743844
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Is killing myself and letting my family collect the insurance money a financially sound business decision?
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>>60743958
>>60744059
Anonymous
ID: gY8Z571G
8/5/2025, 10:19:35 PM No.60743958
>>60743844 (OP)
The insurance company will investigate your death more throughly than any law enforcement agency and will not pay if there's even the slightest chance your death was your own doing.
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>>60744001
Anonymous
ID: w55bSJB9
8/5/2025, 10:29:33 PM No.60744001
>>60743958
>drive into a bridge support at 100mph without a seatbelt
how do you prove that was intentional?
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>>60744006
Anonymous
ID: xzd42JQj
8/5/2025, 10:30:54 PM No.60744006
>>60744001
You can prove it was negligent which is probably all the insurer needs.
Anonymous
ID: t0OFrCPS
8/5/2025, 10:34:53 PM No.60744016
>Implying they won't use Palantir to trace this post
>They'll give your widow and orphan a screenshot of this thread
>They'll see these dubs
Anonymous
ID: LdqCezpo
8/5/2025, 10:35:21 PM No.60744019
you don't owe anything to your family retard
Anonymous
ID: AkUUh611
8/5/2025, 10:45:54 PM No.60744059
>>60743844 (OP)
>he doesnt know about the suicide and acts of war exclusion
unless youre planning to stage a freak car accident youre out of luck
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>>60744233
Anonymous
ID: sRbjbAII
8/5/2025, 11:33:33 PM No.60744227
Bro. Stop.
If you want to have your family collect the insurance reasonably. Simply do this.
Go camping a lot. Eventually, a bear will get you.
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>>60744240
Anonymous
ID: 5DZ6uMtG
8/5/2025, 11:35:32 PM No.60744233
>>60744059
That's why SGLI is the GOATed life insurance. Cheap as fuck and pays out 500k even for suicide or war related death.
If you're not fat, a felon, or mentally unstable then join military then kill yourself. 500k bones for your family.
Anonymous
ID: I/w8/687
8/5/2025, 11:37:27 PM No.60744240
>>60744227
that´s neat, maybe in the process he wont want to kill himself after all
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