The board is the deadest I’ve seen it ever, no exaggeration. What the fuck is going on? Did everyone die? How can I profit from this? Is there a way to “buy the dip” on /biz/ in a situation like this, so that if posting picks back up I can sell at a profit?

Checked
I miss the 2020 days of /biz/

all that matters now is SHITTING ON linkies :}
it's what i do. it's what i live for

Just lurk /smg/. The rest of the board sucks.

>>60744911 (OP)
imagine jeff bezos strangling a wagie and this is the moment when Bezos whispers into the wagie's ear:
"shshsh lil wagie it's almost the end of your shift...but be glad for you will serve me in the afterlife,"
and then the wagie's heart stops and the light in the wagie's eye fades and the wagie's scrawny malnourished body goes limb as he clocks out forever.
this is where we are at right now on /biz/.

Jannies and apoofags killed it

everybody realized this website is a honeypot and went back to ledddit where theres no delusions of anonymity

>>60744911 (OP)
what's there to discuss? not like i'm telling you my trade secrets lol, and trading itself is so timing dependent (might only do 1 a month, if at all).
besides that it's memes and general economy/finance discussion, but these get derailed by AI using jeets.

>>60745381
I've been here since 2006 and have never used reddit. There is no "going back" for me.

>>60744911 (OP)
Buy dogbat unironically.

>>60744911 (OP)
here's the alpha: start posting on 4cheese instead

>>60745409
i miss moot

>>60744911 (OP)
board became infested with retards over the past month or two. i feel like im talking to high schoolers. or maybe everyone with a brain left. idk

>>60744911 (OP)
not just this board the entire site is dead

>>60745686
Generations are getting dumber in many countries unless they are developing nations getting less poor

Not even close, you faggot.
When they made people use emails because rotten Indian filth is just that bad.
THAT'S when this board was dead.

>>60744996
This, they ruined the apu meme completely

everyone that was here before sold and moved on. we're the last ones left.