Hello Channel 4,

This is Stixilbert’s grandpa. I'm sure you know my Stixilbert, some of you also call him “The Stixilator” like some kind of Avenger. I’m not here to judge - I wore leather pants in the '70s. Anyway, I’m reaching out to you because I just went to my second garage to find my fishing rods and instead tripped over what I can only describe as a mountain of fox-style aviation equipment. There is a helmet with fox ears, three flight suits that are definitely not FAA-approved, and six boxes of something called "aviator-type adult gadgets”.

I’m not mad, I just want my garage back. I need that space for my new motorcycle, which, btw, runs certainly better than whatever “chain-based aircraft” my grandson is designing.

Stixilbert, if you're reading this, I still want to go on our motorcycle tour. Remember that? Route 66? Two old foxes - one literal, one emotional - cruising with nothing but a map, a dream, and matching leather jackets? Heck, we can could go with fox jackets, if this is your thing now.

But instead, I haven’t seen you in weeks. Your grandmother thinks you joined a cult or a startup. You didn’t even show up to Sunday spaghetti - and you love spaghetti. You called it “fuel to bridge the sky” remember? Your mom even gave her approval already. She thinks aviation accidents are way more dangerous than motorcycling So we even benefit from your aviation hobby, hehe!

So, please, if anyone knows where my motorcycle fox Stixilbert is hiding - get him to my garage immediately!

Garage first. Motorcycle second. Family always.

Captain Granpa

Listen granpa, your Stixil's project got me a 90% loss of a 5 figure bag. I gladly take his motorcycle to partially compensate me for my financial loss. Also, I'm sure there are many more guys here who will love compensation for their investments. So you better sell your own motorcycle. And also the garage. And his mom.

>>60745749
This is business, my friend. You win some, you learn some. But I'm sure Stixilbert gave his best to also get you a win. I just hope Stixilbert didn’t lose himself.

He better show up soon - the road's waiting.

>Scammed baggies already making A.I slop stories to cope with having lost money
what bagholding does to a mofo

You >>60745749 might want to ask that guy for your refund: >>60745781
Or at least ask him how to win next time.

>>60745802
ALL motorcyclists are closet fags, ZERO exceptions.
And times are changing, it seems Interpol and American agencies are putting together an organization that will track posts like this down to legal addresses in India and Africa and use local law enforcement to incarcerate and extract you for participating in fraud schemes. It is not 2023 anymore, tiktok, scammer, you will live out the rest of your life getting waterboarded.

>>60745641 (OP)
this is fucking cringe and gay. kill yourself shitxil DELAYVIATOR baggies

how salty you anons get... :D
Bag holder here, who bought the dip and overall I'm not even down anymore. Anyone from the team is spamming stixil threads here? I don't care. Some baggie wants to larp as whoever Bert? I don't care either. This will go its way.
Continue grandpa!
@salty anons: have fun buying Litecoin, which is shilled in numerous threads here recently.