what is a good, affordable car for someone that weighs 412 pounds

i tried asking /o/ but they called me fat and sent me into an eating frenzy to emotionally cope

>>60745703 (OP)
Imagine kissing and sniffing those boobies im so curious how they would feel and smell like maybe even lick them a little with my tongue

All media is about how slutty of a fuck doll you can be. It doesn't matter what you're doing as long as you're activating primal instincts. The best thing you can do is boycott and sabotage it.

>>60745703 (OP)
Like poetry

>>60745703 (OP)
The only fat things I care about are those TITS

>>60745791
yes they are great

>>60745703 (OP)
2001-2014 suburban

>>60745703 (OP)
The thumbnail made it seem like her nipple was out

>>60745703 (OP)
kek I am just imagining some fat bastard chomping down pizza while staring at videos of big titty bitches clay sculpting and shit

>>60745703 (OP)
>huge
>great saggy to elastic ratio
>looks natural
>small nipple ratio

absolute perfect unit.

Japanese car from 2000-2014 will last you a lifetime

If American consider Buick or ford for cheap replacement parts but slightly worse quality

Buick Lesabre
Honda Civic/Accord
Toyota Camry/Corolla/Matrix
Mazda 3
Ford Fusion
Subaru Outback

>>60745703 (OP)
imagine cutting those melons open and having a look inside

i love and hate women

I love hatefucking women.

>>60745976
nice

>>60745703 (OP)
No seat is big enough

>>60745703 (OP)
I asked my mum if it was okay to get a boner too this an she said no

>>60745708
It would feel like silicone

>>60745969
>looks natural

Based retard

>>60746013
>>60746018
her tits are real

>>60745977
Hating women is like hating capitalism. You hate the fact that you have to compete.

Captcha: vhank

>>60745969
> looks natural
I want to go hog wild on her as much as anyone but they're definitely fake

>>60746110
who is girl anyone got more?

>>60745703 (OP)
2008+ Ford Taurus. I was driving that in college and my absolute hambeast of a neighbor kept marveling at it's spaciousness when I gave him a ride to campus a few times.

>>60745703 (OP)
Anon I work selling cars. No 400 lb person will fit in a newer car. I literally had a customer not too long ago looking for a newer car. Our conclusion is that you need one with a bench seat in the first row. Look into Grand Marquis. I know they're older, but for sure it will fit your fat ass

>>60745703 (OP)
god i hate women

>>60745703 (OP)
that's a nice bowl. i love creativity.

>>60746116
Margaret Thatcher

>>60745969
They're fake, just as with all cases of excellent fake boobs the girl clearly had some level of chest before getting them.

10/10 boobs like denise milani etc are always when some already reasonably stacked girl gets implants underneath.

>>60746473
This. But once you've tasted when an already busty girl gets some implants, nothing will compare. You will long it for the rest of your life.

>>60745791
Same. Theyre incredible

>>60745708
it would taste like boob sweat

>>60746101
why is she wearing eye makeup to give clay a handjob

say what you will about reddit at least they don't spam softcore porn everywhere there
fuck off

>>60746034
you clearly have been brainwashed or haven't seen tits. you can see the outline of her implants when she pushes them together. A real tit has a single mass with the person, not a detached bubble. maybe A or B-cup can pull off the firm perky look, but not higher without implants

>>60745703 (OP)
a gym membership might be a wiser investment

>>60746702
leddit is full of pornbots.

>>60746445
It really is a nice bowl.
Would be cool to have a wife that could make bowls.

>>60745703 (OP)
A forklift. To carry you, of course.

Fatass.

I miss when big tits were considered shameful. Really affected their self esteem and made them easier to be around. Now they're even more gassed up than normal sized girls. When is pussy inflation going to crash the woman market bros?

>>60745969
wtf i want some big silver dollar nipples

>>60745703 (OP)
A regular car and a year's worth of Ozempic

>>60745703 (OP)
>what is a good, affordable car for someone that weighs 412 pounds
an XL Uber to the gym

>>60747639
>When is pussy inflation going to crash the woman market bros?
Women are pretty hardcore genetic capitalists. They'd rather accept dying childless than birth more children of beta males into this world.

>>60745703 (OP)
Now I have to jack off thanks

>>60745703 (OP)
>412 pounds
SUV's were made for big families and are cheap so that

>>60745703 (OP)

>>60745703 (OP)
>Softcore porn
>Blatantly off-topic
>Blatant troll post
>It stays
Man the jannies here suck

>>60745703 (OP)
Please tell me her name. I must coom.

>ctrl + f
>muscle car
>0 results

MUSCLE CAR

>>60746122
Ford Taurus is a great car, but always use the parking break. The auto transmissions parking pawl is a weakness.

>>60747759
This website is operated by retarded shitskins, for retarded shitskins
Next time you get banned arbitrarily, thank this man, Gurupartap S. Davis, and his army of twig-wristed fuckup retards.