As if graduating weren't daunting and expensive and time consuming enough now, accountants like me face a jobs market devastated by AI.

With big accountancy and finance firms turning to tech rather than graduates, even those with non-useless degrees find accountant jobs disappearing.

Hold me, /biz/. I am about to be replaced by A.i.

>>60747886 (OP)
250x150? wtf? where is the real size pic?

>>60747886 (OP)
Elites want us podded. Have fun.

>>60747886 (OP)
Accountant are about to disappear forever. Cope.

>>60747924
Will us cattle ever fight back or just sit back and eat the bugz we must?

>>60747944
People are pacified by personal devices tracking every move. In ten years, robots will police anyone who isn't happy.

>>60747886 (OP)
Hire yourself out as an advisor. I assume you know some useful loopholes from your time studying. You can fake a resume with a shell company and contact info that is yourself if you want to work for someone.

>>60747886 (OP)
i work in accounting at a megacorp. got news that our bonus is on track to paying out at 200%, so i could be on track to get a $27k bonus.

>>60747973
That would require companies to use contractors in 2025. Contractors are mostly for times when they have too few employees, but they have 10x too many.

>>60747985
Okay, but soon, your job will disappear.

>>60747985
You better take that tiger, and sell everything that you don't absolutely need to survive, sell and invest it and hope it's enough to keep ahead of the podding.

>>60747944
No because people will actually want to own nothing and be happy. There will be no jobs and no income and people will want to live as cattle.

>>60747994
no im a senior manager and i oversee the work of indians. allegedly they (it's an outsourcing firm) will be replacing the indians with """"AI"""" which will likely fail, but ill be reviewing the work of """"""AI""""""".

>>60748002
You will be replaced by ai. Ai can oversee them. Even if you dont get replaced, your coworkers will. a

>>60748013
im a SOX control owner. i cant be replaced by an AI because an AI isn't a SOX manager.

He is still coping.
LOL picrel
Why do people talk the way they do
>I make 30k a month, bro.
>uh uh uh no you dont!!!!

>>60748033
i saw that other thread. that guy works in consulting or something. im just a wagie accountant at a big corp.

>>60748024
There are probably 500 lobbyists in Washington bribing left and right to get a law that allows AI accounting companies to leverage one SOX manager for their datacenter of 6000000 AIs.

>>60748039
youre forgetting that SOX was passed into law after congress lost a bunch of money on back to back to back accounting scandals/failures (enron, tyco, worldom, etc.)

they never really gave a shit about wagies losing money and retirement. the impetus was congress getting scammed.

>>60748039
This. I am sure there are lobbyists or tax code people (idk the terms) or just groups of people that are trying to streamline the tax law so ai can understand it and do it. Like the entire tax and accounting ecosystem is going to change so ai can handle things that “things ai is too stupid to do and only a human can.”

>>60748057
SOX has nothing to do with tax or tax code.

>>60748048
AI will surpass whatever everyone has in mind lol.

>>60748062
the most """impressive""" use of """AI""" ive seen to date is replacing a guided phone menu with an even more annoying spoken word command paradigm. seems like a nothingburger desu.

OP why do you make several of these threads a day? Did an accountant fuck your wife or something?

>>60748060
Idfc you dumb ass working class. Literally everything can be replaced by ai as long as data and input is involved. Imagine the whole industry changing, not just your job.

>>60748079
kek yeah and my dick can grow to 10" as long as the correct pharmaceutical input is involved.

>>60748085
Technically yes.
Technically, time travel is possible too.
Youre just coping. Just imagine your entire industry changing and restructuring in a way never seen before just so ai can do it.
It will be something we cannot imagine. You are still thinking in your same current view.

>>60748065
With AI programmers, I wrote a better clone for an engineering system that took several hundred men to make it just five years ago. In half a year. But of course, this is now worthless shit, because everyone can do that by just installing screenshot tools on wagie computers, so that AI can distill the actions into automation.

>>60748085
Designer babies. lol. I am sure its possible. We can breed and clone and create animals. Humans are possible, just not publicly available. Change dna and genome or w.e.
Same as completely changing the accounting and finance and business world.

>>60748109
I don't see the need to change that much. AI now can apply itself to many tasks. They invented MCP as a crutch for AI to function with interfaces recently, but it's already useless. I tested this month's AI agents on several involved interfaces. They had no problem reading a tense readme that showed how the interfaces tie together. No need for a specific protocol of explanations anymore. Next year's AI won't need any help or application. It will just watch us and automate whatever we try to do.

>>60748137
I have no idea what the other guy is talking about for his specific role but at least you understood me when I said “changing the dna and genome” part.
That accountie is coping hard.

Like for robots, if someone said a robot cannot fix it, just imagine the thing that needs to be fixed built differently in the future so a robot can fix it if it breaks.

It is over, accounting-bros.

>>60748148
—>>60748085
keep coping accountie.
Total accountant death

>>60748122
yeah thats because code is just if/then/or/else/etc statements that are self-contained and require 0 judgement.

>>60748181
The system has quite complex topological ideas about data. AI couldn't deal with that yet, not even April's most expensive models. There are lots of assumptions about how R&D should be done in it, like the general sentiment that justifies to create product variants, or the dynamics involved in collapsing millions of requirements into hundreds of components, tens of thousands of interfaces and billions of tests.

>>60748237
sorry anon that's just a bunch of jibberish

>>60748357
okay accountie

>>60747886 (OP)
What kinda bills do u have?
Did you load yourself down with college debt and buy the fanciest house and car your credit score could afford so you could appear successful?
If so well, that sucks

>>60748632
Everyone does this, lol.
Go to /henryfinance. Everyone there make over 500k -1m a year and are struggling.

>>60748641
Imagine the fallout when they get replaced by AI next year.

>>60748674
Yeah, some of them are actually in tech. That is why it is hard to buy a million dollar home. Even people making 500k are struggling. This is why most people live in 200k houses. There is too much shit talking from brokies online.

>>60748641
This gives me hope.
>Found a trailer park on the edge of the wealthiest suburb in the city
>Bills around 700 a month
>Drive a 2004 f150 i found for sale on a country road with 90k miles for 4k (did eventually have to replace tranny)
>All paid for working a chill gardening job
>Save enough to neet during winter without drawing unemployment
Knowing most of these rich hacks who are always browbeating me are struggling makes me want to be happy, but the bible says not to rejoice when your enemies stumble, so yea...

>>60748693
Well, high standard of living and vhcol. They chose it though.

>>60748776
>high standard of living
Lol. They have big houses yet all they do is sit and watch tv 95% of the time

>>60748792
Its nice on the eyes. Living in nice homes and owning nice things. I cant tell if youre trolling or when others say this.
My friends have tea cups costing $700 dollars each and they look nice on the eyes.

>>60748693
Not really, you have to live in a vhcol and high sol to be labelled as successful. Cant be living in an undesirable place in your country and saying you “made it.”

>>60748808
Pornography is also nice on the eyes.
But i can buy that. A constant state of visual perfection seeping into the conscious and subconscious would have a profound positive effect on the psyche. But the idea that it's only possible through soul crushing debt make it not very appealing imo

>>60748843
Well my understanding of "success" is a fantasy created by mass media and its nonstop onslaught of psychologically subversive advertising constantly tempting you into more debt and frivolous spending.

>>60748855
I dont buy porn. Porn is free!!
There is a cam girl I want book a private show with. What should I do..? *sigh*
> A constant state of visual perfection seeping into the conscious and subconscious would have a profound positive effect on the psyche.
It is good man. Buying expensive things force you to enjoy life.
>But the idea that it's only possible through soul crushing debt make it not very appealing imo
What makes you think they are in “soul crushing debt?” Maybe. Because modern people have higher and growing debt.

Does this mean even accounties, lawyeres and engineeries arent actually top tier or classy people and they are just higher paid plebs?

>>60748690
This is not stopping at tech. Tech is just the low hanging fruit, no lobby protection, open and honest with work results, so AI bros raped that data. Other disciplines are a lot easier to master for AI. It's long beyond MD performance, for example, but that's protected. Accountants, however...

>>60748890
Its like having a nice body. It forces you to enjoy life.

>>60748808
I checked Zillow. It seems architectural taste is a rare gift. Not even yuropooring, it's horrible over here, too, uninspired shitboxes where you look.

>>60748926
MD is definitely not protected. Loads of people will use ai. In china, many crazy ass surgeries are done by robotics already. I think in usa, only the ultra wealthy can accord it.
Accountanties definitely not safe. Anything involving computer work, data, input and analysis etc is not safe.

>>60748895
Yes i admit i have no idea whether a succesful looking person buys nice things with the crumbs of his wealth or if he drowns himself in debt for it.
Or if the nice things are an auxiliary goal or the sole purpose of their life.
I do know our society is increasingly nonchristian so my guess would be more towards the latter

>>60748948
Bro, you cant live in a non desirable place and say you made it. I am not saying you, but in general.

>>60748957
My house and truck was paid for with 100 dollar bills
I dont understand how you can say youve made it when technically you dont even own the symbols of your supposed success

>>60748948
Bro..christianianity, some people are saying it is jewish subversion now.

>>60748985
The idea is they live in a location location location.

>>60748989
Yes, anything to avoid the moral imperatives of our ancestrial religion

>>60748992
Lol and i live in their location

>>60748996
More like paganism or ancient gods like Egyptians or Greeks or w.e.
>>60749003
You just said you live in the outskirts

>>60749007
God once winked at the ignorance of the pagans but now commands all flesh to repent.
And yes literally to the east of my road is loads of luxury apartments and to the west farmland. Parks everywhere and niggers are a very rare sight

>>60749026
I guess. So you live on outskirts.

>>60749033
Technically yes. But its a 1 minute drive till im in there neighborhood and is also where i work. Developers are all drooling over this land as its the edge of the current suburban sprawl and all the farmers are currently trying to sell their land though theres a few holdouts

>>60749054
Oh…I know those. Outskirts of a big city. But the value of those homes went down a bit recently.

>>60749054
Honestly a suburb aint that nice.

>>60749119
I agree. They are very sterile places. So many nice homes but you rarely see anyone. They all sit in their big house and consume mass media

>>60749119
Suburbs are a cemetary for money worshippers

Dead thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIrG2-ipMhQ

>>60749160
I live in the big city

>>60749344
What is your ancestry?