>pools closed

Yeah except if you're not a total brainlet. Yeah except if you wrote a custom staking contract that checks for open slots and immediately stakes the maximum available. Yeah except if you use Chainlink Automation to register an upkeep for that custom staking contract, guaranteeing you frontrun all baseddotlink bots on each block. Yeah except if you scrape the full history of staking contract transactions, plotting the unstaking frequency of existing stakers to calculate the ETA of staking your full stack. Yeah except if you build a custom dashboard for your automated staking contract rendering you totally independent from the uptime of CLL's staking frontend. Yeah except if your contract automatically re-stakes your rewards the moment they have vested, resulting in compound interest beating all other stakers. Yeah except for that the pools closed alright.

Thanks for playing nopoolies.

>>60751519 (OP)
That's pretty cool anon. Link to website?

>>60751519 (OP)
>>60751647
How organic! I am now going to deposit all of my LINK into your pool instead of the official Chainlink one.

Holy shit just unstaked all my LINK from the official pool. Getting ready to jump into this Anon's pool right now!

>>60751661
I use stake.link actually.

>>60751661
>>60751675
I'm not offering any pool retards.
If you're too much of a tech-boomer to figure this out yourself, consider the pool c-l-o-s-e-d. All the more reason to laugh at all of you nopoolies.

>>60751647
Private dashboard, hosted on a local network.

I could open-source it, but i don't think people deserve that kind of favor desu.

>>60751678
you need LPL to access these services anon

>>60751719
Admittedly, I am a tech-boomer. Cool website tho, Anon.
It's either you or the horserimmer, so I'm rooting for you.

>>60751519 (OP)
Why are you tards trying to stake during a bullrun? Do you want to miss the top with your cubes locked up and round trip again? It's not even good apy. What the hell is wrong with stinkies? Have you already given up?

>>60751519 (OP)
This is cool and based, and congrats on being capable of all this, but i just staked during the early access window.

>>60751744
Thank you. All of this is searchable on the ethereum chain anyway so it's not like i'm really keeping it secret.

>>60751866
Which is the much more based thing to do. I am just late and therefore need to be smarter than the rest of latefags.

nice work OP, automatic pool opening sniping was the obvious end game

>>60751730
Do it fag.

inb4 code malfunctions and sends your stinks into the ether.
Your lack of concern for this possibility leads me to believe you're a pajeet.

>>60751678
Same thing

>>60751519 (OP)
10k link staked but wallet isn't connected?
nice try retard

>>60753702
>code malfunctions
Yes that's indeed something code frequently does Rakesh. It just "malfunctions".

>>60753793
Why would it need to be connected? Didn't you read the OP? I don't need manual action to stake. I have a contract triggered by chainlink automation. If this contract has liquidity ("Liquid Link" in the frontend) it will stake that liquidity at next opportunity. I don't need to be around to do it. Welcome to DeFi, young'un.

I only connect my wallet to take one of the manual actions like unbonding or claiming rewards.

>>60751519 (OP)
I’m a tech boomer and a midwit so I don’t have anything staked despite buying in 2017, but I do have ~120k LINK tokens which I bought because of a funny frog meme I saw on here many years ago. How’s my ass taste

>>60753822
I really want to do this for my accumulated rewards, but im too much of a coward to touch my original staked wallet, and my autism wont allow for having two different staking wallets

>>60753845
Congrats bro, enjoy life
I've had plenty opportunity to not be late, yet i am. Need to make up for it somehow.

>>60753874
Same re. autism keeping everything in one staking address. In reality it's a bit retarded because you can only unbond your entire stack and unstaking resets your reward multiplier. But i don't intend to unstake anyway so whatever.

The multiplier is annoying anyway when it comes to staking rewards for compound interest.
Each staking action resets the multiplier, meaning you need to wait 90 days without staking to be able to claim the full rewards accumulated in those 90 days.

So doing weekly or monthly re-staking of rewards doesn't actually work efficiently, the fastest interval where you incur no penalty is 90 days. And it still means you go back to super slow rewards accumulation for a bit each time you do it, though that only matters if you want to for example withdraw a monthly income for life expenses.

>>60753822
post hands poopjeet

>>60751519 (OP)
Very nice but I went into law instead of computer science

It's crazy how I just know that some posters (like op) are brown without ever seeing them.

>be OP
>find half finished auto staking contract
>deploy it
>deposit some link
>realise cant withdraw link
>use gpt to finish it
>dont get it audited
it takes a lot of balls to do what OP is doing

>>60754156
thanks anon appreciate the research

>>60754346
godspeed you crazy son of a bitch

>>60754476
wagmi

nice work
but party is over now fren
stake.link updated their bot
they've seen off bots like this before
https://etherscan.io/tx/0xcbcd6ac691beb60ce8ce71225ef8436dce5378f0baf531b3906d6463d6a8d3a5

>>60754628
They have no advantage. Link Automation executes each block. They can compete on gas, but that's it. I've had no issues sharing staking volume with their bot.

Anyway, no more LINK left to stake on my side until the cheque for my $100k >silicon valley wagie bonus comes in, so don't care for now in any case.

>>60753822
You're going to find out the hard way one of these days lil guy.
105 might be a massive IQ in India but in the white man's world you're a small fish.

>>60754689
since 1559 it's about far more than just gas fren...
as i say they've seen off stuff like this before

>>60751814
Given up? My boy we've barely begun

>>60751519 (OP)
that's cool but I just staked when it was open and had no problem.

>>60754734
to dump, sure :}

>>60751519 (OP)
nice

>>60753919
i guess, down the line, we will just claim rewards every quarter and use that as our budget

turbomidwit, but at least you built something. kind of.

>>60751519 (OP)
ok still not unstaking tho cope and seethe about it

>guys like OP are smart enough to do this
>yet they figured out LINK much later than me
>me, a retard
pretty cool OP, gives me more confidence that maybe I perhaps am not, a retard.

>>60753822
I dont follow link, it is for poor people. If you finally got staking on your erc20 token, nice, congrats. No matter what you will not beat holding bitcoin really. That's the sad reality of the matter.

>>60756386
tfw withdrawing your quarterly budget and planning the next months of yachting around the tyrrhenian sea while resting your head on the thighs of your qt asian boat crew