I've been buying and reselling klarna backed securities for 3 months now and have turned a $2k investment into nearly $80k. idk how there's so much money in trading debt

I turned $2k into $80 by shorting BTC 3 months ago.

>>60753722 (OP)
how can i do this

What is Klarna?

>>60753755

GTFO this board now. OP how can we do this?

The crowdfunded micro loans scam existed long before klarna.

>>60753755
another jewish payment method to make you slave.

>>60753769
>>60753745
buy klarna debt for pennies on the dollar, wait a few weeks, throw out bad debtors, resell good debt packages at high margin, win win

>>60754013
where is klarna debt securitized? i was wondering about this a few months ago when their losses/write-offs were in the news cycle.

i figured securitizing the debt was part of klarna's roadmap to becoming profitable but didn't realize they had started doing it already

or are you bamboozling us? is this some kind of "4chan irony" thread? literally don't know what's real anymore.

was fucking this professor guy in central park public bathrooms last week and he was explaining how we're "hyperreality" now and talking about some french guy named "bow dree yard" or something, sounded fake.

>>60753722 (OP)
>>60754013
Where do you even handle this? Some sort of trading platform? And would you tell us, if this is truly as profitable as you claim, then keeping it secret would be the best choice, something doesn't add up.

>>60754255
you totally could take payday loans and buy on high leverage to make it

>>60754013
On chatgpt says that "You need to be a registered buyer — often a business with a debt collection license.", how do you do that?

>>60756340
>on chatgpt says
Indian post
Indian thread

Everyone ITT begging “please saar tells me how to do this” lmao

>>60753755
Buy now pay never scheme

OP is trolling you lmao you can't easily turn $2k into $80k you fucking imbeciles and if he was able to the last thing he would do is share it on a notorious crypto troll forum jesus christ

fucking newfags and indians i hate you all