Can I use weed as a subsitute for alcohol? I started going clubbing regularly cause I get to be around hot women and listen to good music. However, I’m starting to get a beer belly and my immune system is going to shit from drinking so I’m looking for substitutes. Is there a weed type that has a similar effect as alcohol?

>>60755137 (OP)
I remember this pic getting posted here constantly and weedcels seething

>>60755137 (OP)
Your immune system is not going to shit from drinking, that takes decades. You are in the good part of your life, keep drinking and count calories to shed the beer belly. If you have always eaten 2000 calories and are now adding 500 from booze just eat 1500. Booze is better than a little hunger is bad.

>>60755137 (OP)
>Is there a weed type that has a similar effect as alcohol?
alcohol is a depressant, weed is a psychodelic... they are very different kind of substances

>>60755607
>psychodelic
If you can’t even be bothered to spell correctly, you should refrain from giving advice.

>>60755640
psychedelic, u grammar nazi, cant even have a typo without someone bitching about it

>>60755137 (OP)
can anyone actually explain the point of weed? Like, actually decribe how it makes you feel and why that feeling is good and worth seeking out. Be specific. Alkies, stimfags, and heroin addicts can all do this. For instance, I've heard the first shot of heroin described as "being wrapped in a thousand golden silken blankets of pure sexual bliss". Weedfags can't do this. I have asked dozens of them. None of them can describe how it "feels" to be on weed, and why that feeling is good. It's always just "huhhh hurr it's like a buzz you know man? like it makes you feel good, you know?". I actually posit that weed is a neurotoxin that specifically targets your judgement and your ability to make fine discernments. It basically oneshots the capacity you otherwise would have to determine that it's a noxious cocktail of stupefying chemicals that don't do anything beneficial in the body or the brain. A bit like a mind-controlling parasite a la toxoplasmosis or those zombifying wasp larvae that infect snails. I would legitimately rather hang out with a meth fiend or a fentanyl junkie because at least they've hitched their wagon to something tangible, even if it's leading them to hell. Weedfags haven't hitched their wagon to anything at all, but they're obsessed with telling you about it and justifying their shitty choice to you all the same.

>>60755137 (OP)
Its impossible to get fat while getting drunk if you just drink hard liquor shots and dont chase it down with sugary drinks
t. former bodybuilder who partied a lot
>>60755697
For me, weed makes the overthinking voice in your head chill out and I can just focus on the moment. I was also 130 IQ logical type and neurotic so I had to nerf myself to be around normies and not rope growing up as a young adult in liberal hellworld
Its just another coping mechanism basically, escape the bad thoughts for a bit

>>60755697
I didn't get weed till i smoked with a girl and had sex repeatedly while watch twin peaks for the first time. Besides making sex better It doesn't really do much for me. I'm cool with it just being something I did sometimes in highschool and college. I don't miss it and stoners are annoying

>>60755697
It makes your mind separate from your body

is this an anti weed fed thread or something? what the fuck is going on its literally 2025

>>60755697
been high for 10 years, worked in the industry for a few, sold to thousands, one thing I can tell you is it doesn't affect everybody the same, so the answer you are looking for is flawed, it is psychoactive, it is not like a cigarette which gives everybody the same exact headrush lightheaded feeling, for me the main reason why I keep using it because I've always had a hard time eating and it makes me hungry and food taste good, but the main effect most people get is a greater sense of awareness coming from your sensations being amplified, this causes people to enjoy things more like food, entertainment, sex, etc. because of heightened sensations, that state can cause paranoia as basically the worst thing that can happen as a side effect but it's easily manageable

>>60755794
See >>60755148

>>60755646
>grammar
but that has nothing to do with grammar?

>>60755869
not mad at the anti weed sentiment. i think its not for everybody. im more confused because i thought it wouldve been more widely accepted at this point in history. especially considering its not like mushrooms or DMT which has political reasons to be suppressed, weed just makes you lazy and compliant which is what the powers that be would want so id expect weed to be praised the way alcohol is. idk tho maybe brian from family guy was right about the whole hemp industry and wood stuff

>>60755148
Havent seen it in years. Someone posted the webm with those roasties sword fighting with combs in smg. Just waiting for the food truck chick to come back. I’ve been here too long, I need to leave.

>>60755697
Im a much better guitarist after I smoke. More relaxed and connected with what Im doing. I sleep like a baby with it, always had trouble sleeping since I was a kid.

>>60755716
>weed makes the overthinking voice in your head chill out and I can just focus on the moment
for me it does the complete opposite. alcohol does what you describe

>>60755697
Ive always had trouble sleeping growing up, this helps me when I really need it. Went into the military and it was a really bad issue too where i would only get about 4 or 6 hours each night. Other than that the only appeal is when youre growing up and its more of a social setting. As for a feeling, if your tolerance is really low then it dissassociates you but not in a bad way, sex is great, food tastes better, anxiety is a non issue, simple things become a bigger focus.

Years later down the road though, you do become dependant on it, as it starts filling ALL of your time, you sort of lose your personality and find other losers to waste time with. Its not that you can't be successful as a weed smoker, the results are just less pronounced and you settle for mediocrity and using it to fill your boredom.

Im off a 500mg edible right now and its basically just a good fuzzy feeling you can keep in the back of your pocket, less agitated in general, but am i really wasting my time when i work a decent 9 to 5 job and exercise 5 days a week? Compared to 75% of society that doesnt do weed i would say im doing fine enough to justify my lifestyle if it works.

>>60756794
As for costs go. I dont spend more than 100 bucks a month on weed.

Thats about as much as buying a single bottle of soda a day from the vending machine. Less than how much i pay for buying a tin of zyn per day.

Food for thought

>>60755697
for me it mainly sharpens my perception and focus. when listening to music i can separate and localize every single instrument or layer. when watching a movie i can insert myself into any character, being aware of their whole background just like you're aware of your own history. when writing i can visualize and grasp storylines better and plan ahead and flesh out ideas faster. it makes it easier to see through people, like their motivations and thoughts, but that's just something i'm really bad at in general. it doesn't make me hungry, but food tastes better, so i'm inclined to eat more just to enjoy the flavor profile.

some of those skills have actually improved permanently, even when i'm not high. i also think i'm somehow more resistant to substance addiction. i can and have stopped smoking for weeks at a time with zero issues, had the same experience with alcohol previously. weed has almost completely replaced alcohol for me (i prefer alcohol at social events and weed when i'm alone)

>>60755697
The point of weed is to kickstart the mind of the hylic, someone who lacks introspection. They need something external to trigger reflection.

The stoner stereotype exists because, even when that reflective capacity is switched on, the person is still spiritually empty.

That's why people who are already hyper-aware tend to react badly to weed. If your mind is already running at a million thoughts a minute, cranking it to a billion is overwhelming.

>>60755137 (OP)
An ounce of marijuana from my state medical store is 150$ and lasts me two weeks. I hope youre all earning more than 125$ a week!

>>60757060
See >>60755148

>>60756798
>>60756794
See >>60755148

>his does it feel to smoke weed

>>60755137 (OP)
do edibles

Weed just makes you reflect on your life. If you're a piece of shit and hate yourself, chances are you'll hate weed too.

>>60755697
It enhances the senses (music sounds better, food tastes better, comedy is funnier etc), makes you think from a different perspective than normal, on the come up and peak it's stimulating, and relaxing on the come down. Generally feel euphoric, or if you take too much or are not in the right frame of mind can be overwhelming and induce anxiety and paranoia.

>>60755137 (OP)
No, weed is terrible for clubbing. There’s no good legal alternative to alcohol

>>60757196
Mushrooms you fucking retard.

>>60755927
Probably big alchohol since zoomers aren't drinking as much, big pharma wanting to keep kids taking pills instead of smoking and doing a little introspection and how good of a political tool it is for politicians on both sides (we will legalize it!/ we have to think of the children!/ we will close the borders to stop it coming in from X country and save the children!)

Update:
I got drunk and got in a non-physical tussle with a couple of guys. I’m not sure if I was being a creep to the girl were with or if they were jealous or some shit but one of them kept telling me to fuck off. I remember him asking me what I did for work and once I suggested we were in the same field he got pissed. I guess I blacked out for a bit. I remember being attracted to the girl but I don’t think I touched her or anything or else I would have gotten my ass beat. And I had a short convo with the girl about the other guy who was apparently her coworker. Shit like this is another thing I hate about drinking. I wish I knew exactly what the fuck happened. I feel like that guy and his friend were just being assholes but I don’t want to be a creep either. Before that I think I overheard a girl say I was weird but sometimes I make shit like that up in my head other times it’s real.

>>60756756
I know, Im sure the response is genetic

Bump

>>60757196
Phenibut is the best alcohol alternative

>>60755137 (OP)
>another very real and organic "weed bad!!!" post

Clubbing is gay

If you're looking to pull club rats just have money and/or cocaine/ecstasy. Not a difficult equation
>t. former bouncer

>>60755697
This is high grade autism. You could just try weed for yourself and find out? It's not gonna kill you lol

>>60757129
>he spends money on alcohol and thinks it's different

NGMI

>>60755716
>I had to nerf myself to be around normies and not rope growing up as a young adult
Alcohol does that for me, i have only smoked weed 2 times in my life. both times i started having auditive hallucinations, that freaked me up and i stopped smoking.

>>60758144
>Inventing a straw man to justify being a weedcel
Get help. See>>60755148

>>60756006
she is a 4/10 and looks like a brown indian man.

>>60757554
>check bank feed
>had 6 beers and 1 shot
Damn. I was probably the one who was in the wrong lmao. They could have been nicer with telling me to fuck off though. I hope my bartenderfus didn’t think i was cringe cause I go to that place a lot.

>>60759208
this is why i hate drinking desu. its hard to tell if you were out of line and you end up cringing at what you did

>>60757136
Same guy here, im not really seething when people say that weed is a waste of time. I agree with most things people say.

If you arent working a good job, if you arent exercising, if you arent at your goals yet then weed can definitely put a wrench in that progress

As for the cost of using weed? I dont judge people spending 5 bucks a day on starbucks which is absolutely the norm.

>>60755137 (OP)
Hey op, get a prescription to GHB. Tell your doctor you've tried everything for your insomnia and hears this was your last chance at sleep. It's almost impossible to get a doctor to write a prescription because it's the date rape drug. You can figure out what dose works for you but in short you can feel like 6 to 8 beers deep and wake up with no hangover. Weird thing too is it promotes lean tissue growth. So you get drunk, sleep well, wake up refreshed and your muscles recover quicker if you workout.

>>60755137 (OP)
my buddies gf switched to edibles because she was coughing and her lungs were getting fucked up.... she later went back to smoking because edibles cost a lot and take way longer to work.

>>60757136
I don't get it, where is the seething?

>>60755137 (OP)
ngl I'm kind of jealous of people that can enjoy weed. For me it's just an anxiety bomb and all the other good shit is more like a side effect, not worth it at all. Shame because music does sound good on it.

Closest thing I've had to alcohol's effect is low dose ketamine. But it still isn't the same. In a better universe there'd be a drug that's as fun and functional as getting a little tipsy off booze but without the calories and body impact.

>>60761535
>I'm not seething I'm just going to write paragraphs about how I disagree with the irrelevant OP picture. You're low iq

100% no bullshit I stopped smoking weed a few days ago after about 2 years of heavy use and last night I had my first ultra vivid dream again and it was about ETH breaking out to ATH and then I woke up and saw ETH above 4k

What does this mean?