I’m now a balding 30 year old virgin with a measly $300,000 liquid net worth.

I wasted my youth and thus my life.

why do we have this exact same post every day here?

>>60755364 (OP)
Demoralization glow nigger. Fuck off

>300k
buy hair loser

>>60755364 (OP)
*sigh*, 37 and still getting tonnes of pussy wet, methylsulfonylmethane, biotin, zinc, general multivitamin, nizoral shampoo, minoxodil, join a gym, get some excercise, eat healthy, stop gooning, and work on your positivity. godspeed fren

>>60755364 (OP)
I have a fren like you. Only way to redeem yourself is to make a few million from crypto

>>60755382
having sex with hot young women is the best, it's literally the meaning of life.
the best thing ever is being cool and healthy and fit, and pussy and fun.
nothing will ever be better than being social and tasting vaginal mucus.
life is amazing, you all need to be like me.

>>60755370

There are many here that fit this bill

Not me but I feel like a virgin by proxy due to the sheer amount of wizards on here. Hey retard use $50 of that 300K to lose your virginity.x2wmk

>>60755398
I used to do that. Then I met my now wife and had kids and I've literally never been happier. Sure, young sluts still turn my head. But hoes are temporary, family is eternal.

>its another "having sex is the meaning of life" posters episode

>>60755413
having kids and a wife is the best, it's literally the meaning of life.
the best thing ever is being cool and healthy and fit, and family and fun.
nothing will ever be better than being social and playing with my kids.
life is amazing, you all need to be like me.

Just in time to enjoy your 30s as a sleazy sugar daddy for some 20yo crazy vtuber ewhore slut who needs someone to pay her bills.

>>60755364 (OP)
30 is still young. imagind how retarded you'll feel at 80 looking back and remembering you thought you were too old to do anything at 30

>>60755630
>you'll feel at 80
You, me and everyone in this thread have microplastics in all our organs. We're not living to 80 lmao.
And yes, even your balls.
I'm not fucking kidding, look it up.

>>60755364 (OP)
south america bro. 300k can get you a 2 year supply of prime columbian pussy. dont even need to shell out for a hair transplant

>>60755364 (OP)
Larp. You didn't put $30k away a year for the last 10 years because you are brown. Your actual net worth is less than $100.

>>60755364 (OP)
>I'm a fetus with net worth of only a quadrillion dollars and have had sex with just 5000 women. Should I kill myself for being such a broke pathetic loser?

>>60755364 (OP)
Alright sure fine but i lived life, had lots of parties and sex with girls starting when i was 15 years old, and now at 36 i only have $100k net worth, and what's worse is that 100% of that value is in Chainlink, so my portfolio is deadlocked in 6 figure hell for eternity. Who is worse off here?

Start by posting something other than derivative trannyfrogs on 4chan all day. These steps are incremental.