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>>60759579 (OP)
I want to have sex with that woman if you catch my drift.

>>60759579 (OP)
she looks healthy if you know what I mean

>>60759579 (OP)
Her children will grow up tall and strong if you know what I mean.

nobody is allowed to have sex with her but me, if I find out any of are fucking her sweet white pussy and sucking her succulent white tits I'm going to be really mad

I was expecting the flippening to happen in 2027, but this rally is giving me hope for 2026...

>>60759579 (OP)
If my penis were to enter her vaginal canal it would feel pleasurable to me, if you understand what I'm saying.

>>60759579 (OP)
0/10 no dick

>>60759686
Based.

>>60759579 (OP)
Yep. Right on time. Midcaps soon.

>>60759585
>I want to have sex with that woman if you catch my drift.
What did he mean by this?

>>60759641
>nobody is allowed to have sex with her but me, if I find out any of are fucking her sweet white pussy and sucking her succulent white tits I'm going to be really mad
I'm not white and I had (and am continuing to have) sex with her.

>>60759579 (OP)
Having sex with her must feel like winning the lottery

>>60759579 (OP)
i want to have steamy missionary sex with this woman with the morning light shining through the windows lighting up all of the tiny blond hairs on her body as i kiss her and she tells me she needs me inside of her and leg locks me forcing me to cum inside her uterus as her vaginal lips wrap tight arround my cock, if you know what i mean

>>60759637
What did you mean?

>>60759585
I don't get it... explain?

>>60759737
Sexual intercourse (also coitus or copulation) is a sexual activity typically involving the insertion of the erect male penis inside the female vagina and followed by thrusting motions for sexual pleasure, reproduction, or both.[1] This is also known as vaginal intercourse or vaginal sex.[2][3] Sexual penetration is an instinctive form of sexual behaviour and psychology among humans. Other forms of penetrative sexual intercourse include anal sex (penetration of the anus by the penis), oral sex (penetration of the mouth by the penis or oral penetration of the female genitalia), fingering (sexual penetration by the fingers) and penetration by use of a dildo (especially a strap-on dildo), and vibrators.[4][5] These activities involve physical intimacy between two or more people and are usually used among humans solely for physical or emotional pleasure. They can contribute to human bonding.[4][6]

honestly bros i just want to be loved

>>60759579 (OP)
She's some types of guys' type but for me her personality would make or break my interest in her romantically and platonically, if you know what I mean.

>>60759579 (OP)
I would like to rhythmically and repetitively insert my penis into her vagina a few dozen times until the pleasurable sensation of the friction between our flesh excites me to climax, triggering a series of neurochemical reactions in my brain which then causes my bulbospongiosus muscle at the base or my rigid member to spasm, propelling ejaculate fluids and sperm deep into her uterus, if you catch my drift.

>>60759745
You are loved, by Jesus. For eternity. Learn to love yourself.

>>60759686
I am not in the know when it comes to such matters—if you take my meaning—no expert by any stretch; yet I fancy I have grasped the feeling you meant to convey.

>>60759585
Eh my gf has similiar tits, it’s just fat in the end.

>>60759879
You are starting to understand anon.

>>60759579 (OP)
All women are a distraction from building wealth. Remember that and never forget

>>60759579 (OP)
The more time I spend being married the more I regret

>>60759979
Nah, I'm pretty wealthy and I'd happily spend millions if it mean I could be with a quality woman. Shame that one just wasn't in the cards.

>>60759579 (OP)
Amazing female, congratulations to the Chad fucking her. God have his chosen ones

Too old.

>>60759579 (OP)
That's a man.

>>60759805
> a few dozen times
Honest question, do you guys actually only last like 5 minutes? For me, sex has always lasted minimum 30 minutes, with 10-20 minutes of foreplay beforehand (however long it takes until she cums). So roughly 40-50 minutes total every time. How are you cumming so fast, do you not pace yourself?

>>60759579 (OP)
please only used sexualized-market-forces for all "is coffee good for you?" style-posts

this provides an ecosystem for people who watch 1m charts to hang out and you still get your (you)s

>>60759579 (OP)
I dont think any of you could even perform if you had the chance
you'd nut in 2 seconds of awkward hip thrusting.
stick to porn, just people just arent meant to breed.

>>60760854
Women get annoyed if you don't cum within 15 mins btw. Lasting a long time is a meme.

>>60760854
I have fucked my girl for hours before, and up to six times in a single night. After honeymoon phase wears off though, these types of sessions become less common, and the quickie becomes the norm. Occasionally we still get drunk and sloppy for longer sessions though.

>>60760884
>Women get annoyed if you don't cum within 15 mins btw
Damn, I've always wondered if I'm taking too long. She seems to enjoy it, but maybe 30 mins is too long. I'll try to cum faster, but I love fucking, kek. Thanks for the tip.
>>60760981
Ive been with gf for over 19 years and we still bang for long sessions. I think she just likes the romance portion of it, she never really liked the idea of quickies. I think I'll try to aim for 15 minutes now

>>60760879
>I dont think any of you could even perform if you had the chance
>you'd nut in 2 seconds of awkward hip thrusting.
>stick to porn, just people just arent meant to breed.
If I don't have sex for a while, my sexual performance starts to dip. It's like my thrusting ability needs constant training in order to keep up performance. If I don't, it feels so awkward trying to get a good rhythm and the stamina isn't there. What exercises can I do in the gym to be in peak sexual fitness?

>>60760995
>19 years
I meant 9 years

How can people larp like sydney sweeney has big tits when girls like this exist? I mean look at those things. They're average. I will not be psy opped and I will not give in to hoeflation

>>60759745

>>60760995
>been with gf for 9 years (and she's still just a gf lmao)
>decides to change the way he has sex based on what a single anonymous person says on a criminal website
Get a fucking grip

>>60759820

>>60760854
I'm 36 and have never had sex.

>>60761128
Are you ok with that?

>>60761104
I'm always trying to self-improve, anon.

>>60761128
>I'm 36 and have never had sex
I'm curious how guys end up at this stage. How did you go your entire life without having sex? Did you ever approach women? Did they reject you? Are you autistic? I lost mine at 20 and it was just natural, but I will say i looked out with a diamond in the rough. It probably would have taken another 5 years if not for her.

>>60761128
>>60761138
>>60761546
Why are gay people on /biz/?

>>60761138
Yeah. I feel really lonely sometimes but I just snap out of it. I've already accepted that I will die alone. It helps with the loneliness.

>>60761551
It just never happened. I've never tried approaching a woman. I'm not autistic but I'm socially retarded.

>>60761557
I'm not gay.

>>60759585
Girls like that you need to be charismatic extroverted chad that is 6’5’’ min and have full head of hair and blue eyes and strong jaw line.

It’s almost impossible for 99.9% ofmales to have sex with women like this. 99.9% of men have to compete for women 5/10 and below

>>60761557
I'm not gay but you most certainly are

>>60761570
> I've never tried approaching a woman.
There's your problem. These things don't fall onto your lap. You literally need to approach a woman in order to have sex. Who cares if you're socially retarded, you learn along the way

>>60761578
You're right and I've always wondered why it's such a common cliche to see advice like
>Nah bro you gotta stop pursuing, let them come to you, just cultivate yourself
Like are people trying to cull competition by hoping guys believe this or what?

>>60761573
You are easy overrating this cow. Just talk to women ffs. She js mid. Titty fucking is fun once in awhile tho.

>>60759745
Disregard naysayers. That's the main goal of life. You're not bringing your money with you when you die. A family is realer than any amount of wealth you can accumulate.

>>60759579 (OP)
that's a 9/10 from the looks of it

>>60761128
i dont believe you

>>60759585
Took me a sec... hehehe

>>60760088
Why were you so retarded to get married lmao? Why tie yourself to just one woman in some ancient cuck scam rite instead of enjoying the multiple hot women that modernity has to offer?

>>60759585
so esoteric anon

>>60760854
It took me years of detoxing from porn to start coming quicker. Also the more real sex you have, the more enjoyable it becomes.

>>60761823
>It took me years of detoxing from porn to start coming quicker
Tell me more. I'm a porn addicted and I can't stop. It's unironically ruining my life.

>>60761814
Only if you look good. And if this would become normal guys like you would life dangerous

>>60761847
It’s not hard to guess what’s the reason for not being able to come as a man. We’re hardwired to find women very attractive unless we have already fried our receptors on impossibly erousing scenarios on screen.

>>60761856
Hello from Mumbai. It also works if you have a high status job (like me) or if you just have general life experience and experience of women and aren’t a complete loser. No wonder you believe incel shit if you’re brown

>>60759585
I have everything but the 6'5 and fucked women as that though but I'm wolverine jacked

>>60759585
I don't get it.
Do you mean literally?

>>60759585
What's sex?

>>60759585
CHAD ONLY, GET THAT THROUGH YOUR AVERAGE HEAD

>>60761775
Why would I make up something like that?

>>60759585
She looks Jewish

>>60761588
>Like are people trying to cull competition by hoping guys believe this or what?


Because it can and does happen to men. The people it happens too though are usually already fairly outgoing or attractive. If you're attractive and go out to social functions or places with lots of women, eventually a few will probably approach just from sheer exposure. But if you're autistic like most of /biz/ and don't go anywhere except work, the gym, and the grocery store, women will likely never approach. The men who get approached by women and give that advice usually don't comprehend that some people just don't care about going outside.

>>60762283
> demonstrable & provable genocidal tendencies
> relatives wanted by IJC for war crimes
> genetically bound to psychopaths
> murder you in your sleep for her tribe

still wood

>>60759579 (OP)
that is the most attractive woman I've ever seen

>>60759579 (OP)
I'm glad she has boobs that can tackle my cock girth for once.

>>60762732
Length and girth?

>>60759579 (OP)
total bot thread wtf

>>60759720
>>60759729
I wish I knew exactly what you mean by experiencing it. ARGH

>>60759879
Yeah but that's because your girlfriend is just fat, it's different when a slim girl has big tits.

>>60759879
and sex is just skin rubbing together.

>>60759731
>>60759737
Mutt's law

>>60762283
All the better

>>60761128
I lost my virginity to an escort at 23 lmao. I have bad anxiety. Whenever I see virgins give their excuse I never hear it’s due to anxiety, so I wonder if my case is just rare

>>60761040
She has big tits for a modern celebrity, anon. It's the context.