Anonymous
ID: 5/V7v7S5
8/8/2025, 10:44:58 PM No.60759617
>sign up for new account bonus with bank A
>get bonus from bank A
>try to transfer $5k balance to bank B
>realize bank A has a $3k a month ACH transfer limit
>don't want to pay a jewish $25 fee for <$5k monthly average balance with bank A
>...
>set up zelle with bank A
>try to zelle transfer $100 from bank A to bank B
>works fine
>try to zelle transfer $4.9k from bank A to bank B
>error: daily maximum zelle transfer is $2k
>try to zelle transfer $1.9k from bank A to bank B
>ERROR: YOU HAVE BE LOCKED OUT OF ZELLE
>CALL THIS NUMBER AT BANK A TO UNLOCK ZELLE ACCESS
>...
>go to bank B and do an ACH request transfer from bank A
>need to add bank A account to bank B external deposit account list
>let bank B log in to bank A to auto-retrieve account # etc.
>somehow imports a routing/account # that dont agree to what they should be (wtf)
>delete it and try again
>same shit, wrong routing/account # (HOW IS THIS EVEN HAPPENING?)
>...
>manually add bank A account details and request the transfer from bank B
>CONGRATULATIONS GOY... give us 3-5 business days
at this point dicking around with retarded crypto wallets isn't any riskier or less retarded than mainstream banking.
>get bonus from bank A
>try to transfer $5k balance to bank B
>realize bank A has a $3k a month ACH transfer limit
>don't want to pay a jewish $25 fee for <$5k monthly average balance with bank A
>...
>set up zelle with bank A
>try to zelle transfer $100 from bank A to bank B
>works fine
>try to zelle transfer $4.9k from bank A to bank B
>error: daily maximum zelle transfer is $2k
>try to zelle transfer $1.9k from bank A to bank B
>ERROR: YOU HAVE BE LOCKED OUT OF ZELLE
>CALL THIS NUMBER AT BANK A TO UNLOCK ZELLE ACCESS
>...
>go to bank B and do an ACH request transfer from bank A
>need to add bank A account to bank B external deposit account list
>let bank B log in to bank A to auto-retrieve account # etc.
>somehow imports a routing/account # that dont agree to what they should be (wtf)
>delete it and try again
>same shit, wrong routing/account # (HOW IS THIS EVEN HAPPENING?)
>...
>manually add bank A account details and request the transfer from bank B
>CONGRATULATIONS GOY... give us 3-5 business days
at this point dicking around with retarded crypto wallets isn't any riskier or less retarded than mainstream banking.
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