THEODEN: The board is taken. It is over.

ARAGORN: You said this board would never fall while your men shill on it. They still shill on it. They have been liquidated defending it.

NEWFAG: They are breaking in!

NEWFAG: They're past the Jannies!

ARAGORN: (looking at Theoden) Is there no other way for the newfags to get out of the board?

ARAGORN: (insistantly) Is there no other way?

GAMLING: There is one passage. It leads into /bant/. But they will not get far. The fudders are too many.

The fudders continue to batter the doors

ARAGORN: (puts his hand on Gamling's shoulder) Tell the newfags to make for /bant/. And barricade the captcha!

THEODEN: (dreamily) So much death. (Aragorn and Gamling look at him quizically) What can LINKies do against such reckless fud?

The fudders ram the door again. Aragorn pauses to think

ARAGORN: Ride out with me. (Theoden turns to look at him) Ride out and meet them.

THEODEN: For death and glory.

ARAGORN: For Chainlink. For your people.

GIMLI: The sun is rising.

Aragorn looks to the window. He hears Pepe's voice

PEPE VOICEOVER: Look to my coming at first light on the fifth day. At dawn......Iook to the east.

THEODEN: Yes.........Yes.........The horn of Helm Hammerhand......shall sound on the /biz/......one last time.

GIMLI: Yes!

The door is broken down

THEODEN: (placing his hand on Aragorn's shoulder) Let this be the hour when we draw swords together.

Gimli leaves to blow the horn of the Helm Hammerhand. As it sounds Theoden speaks

THEODEN: Fell deeds, awake. Now for wrath......now for ruin and a red dawn.

Aragorn draws his sword. Theoden puts on his helmet. Gimli blows the horn.
The fudders break through the inner door. Theoden, mounted on his horse, next to Aragorn and Legolas raises his sword in the air

THEODEN: Forth Eorlingas!

They gallop through the masses of fudders through the hall, killing those in their path. Gimli sounds the horn again, as they leave /biz/ and ride onto the causeway where thousands of fudders still crowd. Suddenly Aragorn is drawn to a white light and looks up. Pepe appears on top of the hill top next to /biz/

ARAGORN: Pepe

If Chainlink were a stock it would be the laughing stock of traders the world over. Absolutely abysmal price action these past few years. The endless deluge of cult-tier memes can mask the charade no longer.

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