Thread 61093325

>Ayo anon good morning
>yeah I know sorry about the smoke
>yeah I know this is a working environment
>what are you gonna do snitch to HR?
>come on man I'll make you a bacon sandwich

Well biz? Wat do?

>>61093325 (OP)
>plastic fork

>courteous
>apologetic
>generous
>industrious
seems like an upstanding gentleman

chillin'

>>61093325 (OP)
SECURITY
THERES A NIGGER IN THE NO NIGGER ZONE

if I'm working in a cube next to him, then I am no better than him

>>61093325 (OP)
Ayo hooka brotta up witta cuppa doze links

>>61093325 (OP)
fuck it man i'll take a sandwich
mama didn't raise no snitch

>ayo my mang gimmie sammich aight? Ain’t nobody aint got no time for no snitchin’ with the wif boyz

Simple as

>>61093401
>>61093407
>>61093428
Why you talking like that, Rob? What's got onto you? Are you making fun of me?

>>61093496
>I deeply apologize Tyrone. I just watched Straight outta Compton. I sympathise with african american struggle. Now how about you give me that succulent bacon sandwich.

Simple as

>>61093325 (OP)
Pancakes and sausage please

>>61093325 (OP)
This is fuckin kickass though, if he makes breakfast every morning then I'll allocate space to have an autistic coffee setup to take care of drinks.

>>61093325 (OP)

ayy Q lemme get summa dat hog

>>61093332
Brehhh, so much (extra) microplastics in that meal now, fucking gross.

>>61093325 (OP)
>Wat do?
enjoy my bacon sandwich

>>61093814
Is your physique better than this gentlemans?

Guys I'm confused is this the daily chicken jockey thread nor not?

>>61093325 (OP)
This is a regular morning at the office in ATL shawty

>>61093911
he doesnt look very fit honestly and fried pork is not ideal for gains

>>61093325 (OP)
i thought bacon was good too till i got dark bags under my eyes and lost a lot of cardiovasular ability

>>61093905
Enjoy your greasy keyboard and desk and smelly clothes too I guess

>>61093325 (OP)
No worries mate, i fucking hate my job either way. Hey you still on for birdwatching with the fellas this weekend?

>>61093325 (OP)
>teflon forever chemicals

>>61093325 (OP)
>work for large company
>reorgs and management imposed fuckery
>irritation brewing in the ranks
>high level manager literally starts frying pancakes for everyone in a meeting room to calm the tension
>there was even a department level mail invitation
Capitalism is weird

>>61094621
This has nothing to do with capitalism, far from it. If anything it seems like soviet inspired demoralization techniques

>>61093325 (OP)
I would ask to have a sausage. Also I work in a big office building but we only go in on Fridays so we're like the only people in the entire building and there's only like 5 of us. So I'd be far more amused than annoyed. If I really wanted privacy I would just go into a conference room for the day and work there.

>>61093325 (OP)
Whoever complains about this has a stick up they ass

>>61093325 (OP)
>Wat do?
bring more bacon

>>61093332
These "people" are fucking animals

They should be killed for pushing lines like this.
>you can't do that
>oh what? Make a little lunch? You tryina make me an asshole here? You sayin im a bad man for this? Cuz I gotta eat?
Just get them out forever.

>>61093325 (OP)
He apologized and offered me a burger. He's okay in my book. I'll pitch in the 6 pack and we'll work together.

>>61094693
>I'll pitch in the 6 pack

This is what years of jewish bbc demoralization looks like

>>61094688
Why does a little grilling make you so angry?

>>61093348
based
Focus on outcomes not on appearances.
Only Socialists focus on appearances over outcomes.

>>61093325 (OP)
based negro not giving a fuck. these are the people actually getting promotions ngl.

>>61093325 (OP)
this is why I love black people. They expose how cucked white people are by just being themselves.

>>61093325 (OP)
>Sausage
>bacon
>eggs
>french toast
My boy knows whats good. I should do this at work

>>61093325 (OP)
This thread restored my faith in /biz/.

>OP tried to make nigger hate ragebait
>Portrays the guy as very considerate
>Anons are like well yeah, if he offers me a sandwich I'll take one

Based thread.

>>61095483
Ok

>>61093325 (OP)
nothing wrong with this

>>61093325 (OP)
>"COOKS COULD BE HERE," he thought. "I HATE COOKS."

>>61093325 (OP)
Is this what broke MFS do when they don't have money to trade? Shit up our board?

>>61094658
EYO WHYT PEEPO BE RACISS

>>61093325 (OP)
Cooking for oneself is self-sufficiency, cooking for others not related to you is generosity, what possible reason would I have to dislike this man?

>>61093325 (OP)
Good for him!

>>61093325 (OP)
I am conflicted. On one hand this is a nice way to make a soulless, sterile corporate environment cozier. On the other hand, this is a fire hazard and I don't want to burn alive.

do these fools not realize specks of grease is flying everywhere lol

>>61093332
you ever work in a restaurant? blacks love plastic utensils. they will refuse metal utensils and ask for plastic because it's 'cleaner.'

>>61093325 (OP)
>Well biz? Wat do?
he'd gain some of my respect for escaping the matrix

>>61097033
an instant pot style-rice cooker appliance is probably a good balance

>>61095483
stop posting on this website

>>61093325 (OP)
fuck HR I'll take the bacon sandwich, thank him for being polite, do a 360, and return to my cubicle

>>61097033
>this is a fire hazard

>>61093325 (OP)
This is definitely a call center.

>having some cucked office job where there's some resident DEI nigger everyone has to pretend to like
ultimate humiliation ritual.