>>21482805 (OP) people are afraid of gmo foods and wouldn't want to eat cuckicles but it probably wouldn't be that hard to alter a cucumber to be more acidic
>>21482805 (OP) They tried, but the vinegar caused a pH imbalance and that ruined the whole crop plus many other crops. Then they tried to rectify it by sacrificing a giraffe and narwhal but that just made it worse