Thread 21523956

how do we feel about the envirokidz jungle lineup? i only have enough for one box. currently im feeling partial toward the choco chimps but im still not sure... quickly pls im at the health food store and my ex wife is waiting on me, i need to know how /ck/ feels about this product before i make my decision

>>21523956 (OP)
>One morning, I decided to take a trip to my local Walmart, in search of some cereal
>Frosty flakes or raisin bran, I though to myself as I stared at the shelves of sugary grainy bullshit
>Then, my eyes caught something...disgusting
>Envirokidz cereal
>It was more sugary bullshit, "organic" so it's okay to eat though, with hyperrealistic animals on the covers
>They were all scary, but the one that scared me the most was the monkey on the chocolate flavor box
>It looked as though he was staring at me
>I shuffled away to look at some other boxes of cereal, but only briefly when I saw the monkey's image change
>It warped from a innocent, smiling young monkey to an angry, frowning adult monkey
>His big poisonous eyes stared daggers into my soul
>Then, like something out of a nightmare, the monkey jumped out of the box's art and onto the grocery store floor
>I screamed, alerting all the nearby shoppers and employees in the store
>They all collectively gasped in horror upon seeing the monkey
>A man took out his concealed carry pistol and fired shots
>None of the shots hit the monkey, but only the cereal boxes
>It was as though he was some fucked up ghost
>The monkey then ran toward the man and tore his face off with single swipe
>I watched in awe and terror as the man shouted for his wife, and then melted into the floor, becoming slurry of melted flesh and bone that resembled melted ice cream than it did a person
>I took my chance while the monkey was intimidating the other shoppers while I ran for my life
>I ran across the parking lot and onto the sidewalk
>I didn't even hop into my car
>This would prove to be a fatal mistake when I saw the monkey breaking into my car and driving it like a madman toward me
>I don't even know how he got my keys
>They must've fallen out during the run
>But at least I got my phone

Gorilla Munch is just corn and sugar flavor so thats out.
I'd say Choco Chimps but they use 'chocolate flavor'; out of principle products with artificial or natural flavors added should be rejected, why does your product taste like shit that you need to add lab-created flavor?
Jungle Munch has 3 types of sweetner perhaps creating a complex sweetness profile.

At the end of the day this is just higher quality cornmeal slop.

>>21523984
>One morning, I decided to take a trip to my local Walmart, in search of some cereal
>Frosty flakes or raisin bran, I though to myself as I stared at the shelves of sugary grainy bullshit
>Then, my eyes caught somethin
You should have just finished it there, Rembrandt.

>>21523956 (OP)
A box on the table keeps your jimmies stable

>>21524001
I don’t mind, its the charles dickens of greentext

>>21523956 (OP)
>i only have enough for one box
nigga its like $2 a box.
how do you only have $2 in your life

>>21523984
6/10 for effort

>>21523956 (OP)
>I only have enough for one box.
The fuck? Why are literal hobos posting on /ck/?

>>21523956 (OP)
This makes me upset.

>>21524497
Would you say you feel... rustled?

>>21524153
>>21524285
no my bitch ex wife only gave me a set budget and within that i can afford one (1) nature's path envirokidz for myself

>>21523984
but who was phone

>>21525589
monke

>>21526076
Call me crazy but...

>>21523956 (OP)
Nepo monke

>>21526076
oo ..oo oo ah...

>>21523956 (OP)
The peanut butter Panda Puffs were always good. Not too sweet; nice and filling. Not sure if they still make them.

>>21524497
>The point was made, they were rising stars and had to be respected