Thread 21531702

Redpill me on the paleo-carnivore diet. How tf do you avoid getting worms?

1. staying up to date with and using modern, hygienic practices when raising and preparing your own meat
2. buying meat from a butcher/store that sources from reputable farmers (anything usda certified is good to go)
3. cooking all wild-caught or questionably sourced meat

>>21531708
None of that sounds Paleo, it sounds yuppie.

>>21531702 (OP)
Erm youre a carnivore. Does a lion worry about fucking worms when its chasing down the rabbit? NO! Remember, you are the APEX predator. Rghhhhh!

>>21531720
>they call me Lionheart, ughh
>I tear my meat apart, raw
>soyboys are seething, they ain't ready
>my heart is full with moms spaghetti

>>21531702 (OP)
>redpill
>virtue signaling
Just lmao

>>21531714
the paleo diet is a yuppie fad diet so it checks out

>>21531735
Thats badass

>>21531702 (OP)
>How tf do you avoid getting worms?
You don't. You simply die before you reach your forties. Just like nature intended.

>>21531751
There's nothing "bad ass" about being a burden on the health care system because you wanted to get famous on tiktok for making a Jackass video eating roadkill or defying vaccine mandates or whatever shockingly anti-social shit is trending.

>>21531702 (OP)
Dis nigga 100% got worms

>>21531702 (OP)
>Redpill me on the paleo-carnivore diet.
It's debunked. We now know paleo is revisionist history fantasyland. Plenty of evidence of stomach contents of ancient man that he 1) ate wild and cultivated grains both, fruits and vegetables the same as we do. and 2) didn't live as long as we do now.
>How tf do you avoid getting worms?
Well RFK found out with a brain scan, some people get urine, blood and colon samples.
Pro tips: Never eat undercooked or raw meat from animals that can or could carry parasites. Get an instant read thermometer for home use and know safe temps for all things, and for dining out, have to be more cautious when ordering your food choices, and checking your food. Be a bit more more aware for restaurants skipping basics like handling money and food service items at the same time, cross contaminating, and little things like if your table was disinfected between use, or cutlery looks clean, that kind of thing. If i see "dishwasher wanted" sign on the door or the bathroom isn't nicely clean and stocked, then, red flags. Wash your hands for 2 full minutes when visiting a restroom before eating, and insist your family does the same. Do not handle any waste or clean restrooms at home or at work without disposable gloves? Did you skip microbiology in school?

>>21531978
Shhh, let natural selection run its course with these people

>>21531991
Causation =/= correlation.

Just because you eat raw water logged racoon meat you find washed up on the beach and also happen to have worms, it doesn't mean it gave you worms.

If anything, it's likely a preexisting worm infestation is what compelled him to eat the meat in the first place.

>>21531994
>ancient man
>cultivated grains
>12.000 years ago is "ancient man"

>>21531994
You're confusing paleolithic with neolithic. This is about PALEO diet not NEO diet. Oldest human is like 300,000 years old, paleo ended 12,000 years ago. There were no cultivated grains for 95% of human history, and having access to fire for cooking was by no means a certainty.

You find a dead animal, you eat it. Simple as. That's paleo.

>>21531702 (OP)
there is nothing paleo that you can get from a grocery store.

>>21531702 (OP)
the real paleo diet was whatever you could find growing, hopping, flying, swimming, or running you ate. they ate lots of grubs, bugs, and very fibrous foods. paleolithic coprolites look like rope.

>>21531750
this

Traditionally people would use spices and herbs known to kill worms. A lot of this traditional knowledge was lost during the Baby Boomer era.
Picrel: a roast ham embedded with cloves, a spice known to kill pork tapeworms.

>>21535302
Bullshit.

>>21535327
pigworm

>>21535302
it seems like pretty much any spice or herb has anti-parasitic properties.

i don't think anyone was eating raw ham though. you don't really have to worry about worms if you're cooking your food.

>>21535327
Go look at the ingredients of any herbal dewormer products, I guarantee they will include cloves
>>21535345
There's still a risk eating "mealy pork" even if you cook it thoroughly. Encysted pork worm larvae are incredibly hardy, they are immune to digestive acids and everything our immune system can throw at them. They have evolved alongside us for millions of years, specifically evolved to get inside of us and survive and procreate for many years. They only infect pigs *because* we eat pigs, they cannot complete their lifecycle inside pigs. Their goal in infecting pigs is to be eventually consumed by humans, their final host species.
It's terrifying and disgusting but also a testement to advanced evolution.
Beautiful in a way.
t: parasitologist, that's why I don't eat pork

>>21535355
don't we check for stuff like that today? (in the developed world)

>>21535302
Even if that was true, it's completely unnecessary in modern times because these animals are not permitted to contain worms, and any food with worms in it would not be sold.
>>21535355
fascinating bullshit, but pork is safe to eat. People are not being discovered full of worms and worm eggs. But you avoid bacon if you feel safer that way. More for us.

>>21535355
I'm an internet expert and I say there's no risk with fully cooked meat

>>21535363
>People are not being discovered full of worms and worm eggs
Wrong.

>>21531702 (OP)
>*struggles to rip off chunk of rotten raccoon flesh*
>*chews with a manly angry face*
>*looks around to see how many people are looking at him"

>>21535362
yes, if you live in the first world and buy your meat from a professional pig farmer or reputable grocery store then it's a non-issue. same deal with salmonella

>>21535801
You know, I default to assuming any medical imaging someone posts is actually of a completely different situation and they're full of shit. Not this time. That's unsettling.

>>21535863
What other /ck/ related medical imaging have you seen?

>>21535801
Retard.
These are scans of the nanomachine RNA clots from the vax.

>>21531708
>anything usda certified is good to go

>>21535302
>Picrel: a roast ham embedded with cloves, a spice known to kill pork tapeworms.
surely it's the cloves that kills the worms, not the roasting

>>21537509
This got me harder than it should have

>>21537507
best girl to breed

>>21531702 (OP)
Forget about worms, that guy will end up with rabies.

Anyway, just cook your fucking food like a civilized human. That's what gave us the big brains.

>>21539282
Can you get rabies from food?

>>21531702 (OP)
parasites are good for you

>>21537824
>This got me hard
anon?

>>21535362
It's only a problem in third world country where the slop they feed the pigs includes leftover body parts from other slaughtered pig, roadkill, random garbage, etc. There hasn't been a case of trichinosis from domesticated pork(if you eat wild boar or feral hogs you make sure to cook the living shit out of them) in north america since the early 90s and that was a freak outlier.
And of course, it's only a concern if meat isn't fully cooked.
>>21535355
>There's still a risk eating "mealy pork" even if you cook it thoroughly
No there isn't, stop lying to people, Mahommed

>>21531702 (OP)
This is stupid, performative bullshit done only by the most insecure pussies you'll ever meet in your life. Cavemen used fire to cook their kills, cooking reduced parasite ingestion and increased the bioavailability of the nutrients within the food, letting early man grow larger and smarter. Cooking is what has allowed humanity to flourish all over the globe. There are tons of foods that are completely inedible raw, but are nutritional powerhouses when cooked. This shit pisses me off so fucking much, seeing more and more of this stupid nonsense every year just reminds me of "the beautiful ones" in the mouse utopia experiment.