Thread 21534582

>mapo tofu
>scallion pancake
>oyster sauce su choy
>garlic bbq eggplant
>steamed rice

>>21534582 (OP)
Looks good.

>>21534587
This but how would you eat it OP? A little rice with everything?

>>21534609
Mapo is essentially just soft tofu in a spicy meat sauce, that gets spooned over and eaten with the rice, the vegetables are eaten on their own, and the pancake is ripped into pieces and eaten by itself or dipped into the mapo sauce.

FUCK CHINA
t.chinese

None of the chinese places near me do mapo tofu well at all, it's always super mild. Is it because I'm white? Even when I beg for them to make it spicy it's still just mild. Tasty, sure, but it's not mapo.

>>21534587
NPC detected

>>21534582 (OP)
Must suck living in a third world country where this is actually considered food. Embarrassing

>>21534646
Chinese only care about profit. They lack the autism of japs who only want to do something well and view their creation as art. Chinese would put poison in your food for extra 0.000000001 profit.

>>21534646
Just make it yourself. If you live in a modestly urban area and can get doubanjiang it's an extremely easy thing to make.

>>21534646
You are definitely not white. Mixed at best. You talk like a minority. You must have grown up dirt poor. You also sound like a massive faggot.

>>21534582 (OP)
>Oyster sauce
ewwwwww

>>21534646
Are they generic chinese or presenting themselves as specifically szechuan? The latter should be less likely to fuck it up and/or adulterate it to fit a presumably low tolerance palate.

>>21534582 (OP)
I can't believe Asians get to eat like this more or less on a daily

>>21534668
Oyster sauce doesn't taste like oysters.

>>21534773
>Oyster sauce doesn't taste like oysters.
The quintessential chinese product. Called oyster sauce but doesnt taste like oyster. Its because its 0.1% oyster and 99.9% corn syrup and msg.
They get away with it because chinese are too dumb to know any better.

>>21534773
Really?
Maybe its not bad then

>>21534582 (OP)
is that actually red peppercorn cracked onto your mapo tofu, or is that chili crisp? Looks hella weird

>>21534726
all of those things are very simple to make, anon. you too can eat like a gook if you want to

>>21534582 (OP)
/v/ had this pic in a thread yesterday and everyone said it was a fag meal

>>21535262
No, that's toasted chilies and sichuan peppercorns ground up into a powder added on top to make it spicier and to preserve the citrusy flavor of the peppercorns as a finishing garnish.