Thread 21562833

And yes Amazon just sent me an expired pack. How is this possible? It has 0 nutrition and all the preservatives in the world how can it go bad so quickly? Can I still drink it?

Why are you asking when you and I both know your lardy ass is gonna guzzle the dozen by Friday (if you haven't already, tub-tub-tubbo).

>>21562833 (OP)
You cannot be this fucking retarded
>drinks fizzy corn syrup
Ah, nvm.

>>21562842
>corn syrup
>when ZERO SUGAR occupies 1/3 of the can
Take one to know one moment

>>21562833 (OP)
UNIRONICALLLY???
WOW UNIRONIC AF

>>21562851
>willingly consumes the carcinogens instead
Please do continue anime pedo.

>>21562833 (OP)
That fake aspartame crap expires in 3 months, and also gives you cancer. Just drink normal soda and take a jog later you fat fuck.

>>21562833 (OP)
No bro expired cream will make you shit yourself

>>21562862
>>21562906
>MUH ASPARTAME MUH CANCER
>*drinks seed oil*

>>21562833 (OP)
Literal fucking paint filled with absolutely lethal biocides will still go bad despite 1 drop of said biocide being enough to kill 7 billion fish if washed down the sink. I worked as a polymer formulation scientist for a small R&D lab for a paint company and I was shocked at the fucking bizzare extremophile colonies that would sometimes still survive the chemical holocaust. The fact that some of these little niggers basically eat Titanium Dioxide and caolin was funny enough (but I guess anything extremely finely powdered and/or well dissolved will probably have some sort of microorganisms that thrive due to the massive effective surface area/kinetics)

I have the cream soda one is that one good?

>>21562833 (OP)
Sugar itself is technically a preservative. Remove that and what have you got?

>>21563042
Vinegar worms. What's up with those?

>>21562833 (OP)
email one to my webzone so i can taste test it make sure its okay

Sugar free beverages are disgusting.
Give me sugar or give me water.