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Anonymous No.21577975 [Report] >>21578011 >>21578054 >>21578408 >>21580572 >>21581410 >>21581501 >>21582399 >>21583273 >>21583280 >>21583348 >>21584191 >>21584203 >>21584727 >>21584901
What the fuck is "organic ice"?
Anonymous No.21577987 [Report]
Anonymous No.21578003 [Report] >>21578018
how do you even activate it?
Anonymous No.21578011 [Report]
>>21577975 (OP)
It contains carbon.
Anonymous No.21578018 [Report]
>>21578003
Press the button labeled "non-GMO/gluten-free/based on a true story".
Anonymous No.21578042 [Report]
Marketing.
Anonymous No.21578054 [Report] >>21578532
>>21577975 (OP)
>organic
>literally contains 0 organic compounds
this has to be a fake meme image right? take these faggots to court if its real.
Anonymous No.21578408 [Report] >>21581894
>>21577975 (OP)
>free-range
>no antibiotics
>non-GMO
Anonymous No.21578532 [Report]
>>21578054
organic only refers to the lack of synthetic materials used to cultivate (such as pesticides, fertilize, etc), their absence is qualification for organic. Cleaning water with chlorine tabs would, for example, make water inorganic.
Anonymous No.21578767 [Report]
it's made from gay men's fluids
Anonymous No.21580572 [Report] >>21580579
>>21577975 (OP)
Is the average consumer really this stupid? I bet that X2 stands for twice the price of non organic ice
Anonymous No.21580579 [Report]
>>21580572
Yes, the average consumer can often be seen walking down the street with a bag of gluten-free ice.
When's the last time you saw an average consumer, you dork?
Anonymous No.21581410 [Report]
>>21577975 (OP)
it pairs well with gluten free pork.
Anonymous No.21581501 [Report]
>>21577975 (OP)
Maybe it's frozen methane imported from the outer solar system
Anonymous No.21581894 [Report] >>21584503
>>21578408
but is it cruelty free and free trade ice????
Anonymous No.21582397 [Report]
Organic is a generic and umbrella term, it could be anything, this pack of ice could be filled with shit, since shit is organic.
Anonymous No.21582399 [Report] >>21584901
>>21577975 (OP)
wait till you see organic salt
Anonymous No.21583273 [Report]
>>21577975 (OP)
Ketamine usage by marketing professionals is creating a sustainable future of common sense buzzwords that provide proven dividends
Anonymous No.21583280 [Report]
>>21577975 (OP)
>another AI slop thread
Kill yourself, mate.
Anonymous No.21583282 [Report] >>21583853
ice people talk a lot of bullshit
Anonymous No.21583344 [Report]
>have watched and religiously followed, step by step, 7 different tutorials on how to boil rice
>have failed 7 different times
>either the water boils off and the rice is not even remotely done cooking (hurr durr cover and simmer on low for 20 minutes after boiling and its hard as a rock)
>or it burns and sticks to the pot like crazy no matter how much I stir it
how the fuck do so many people just eyeball this shit and do it correctly every single time?
Anonymous No.21583348 [Report] >>21584539
>>21577975 (OP)
I think it's a joke but the person who wrote it was too dumb to realise that water is not organic.
Anonymous No.21583853 [Report]
>>21583282
t.flame person
Anonymous No.21584191 [Report]
>>21577975 (OP)
It's in Thailand where you can only use bagged ice or bottled water or you'll get sick. Organic is probably just a bad translation of potable.
Anonymous No.21584203 [Report]
>>21577975 (OP)
>slap buzzword on product
>charge twice as much
Anonymous No.21584503 [Report]
>>21581894
I will continue to buy my slave ice.
The tears of the ice slaves, make it taste so much better.
Anonymous No.21584539 [Report] >>21584867 >>21584871
>>21583348
The owner of the company is a white guy and is clearly a native English speaker.
Anonymous No.21584722 [Report]
>they eat pesticides and hormone/antibiotics pumped meat
ngmi
Anonymous No.21584727 [Report]
>>21577975 (OP)
Clearly it's a joke.
Anonymous No.21584867 [Report] >>21585139
>>21584539
>named after a fast food restaurant
kek
Anonymous No.21584871 [Report] >>21585139
>>21584539
>ugly loser
>incredibly greedy and evil Asian hag wife

Many such cases
Anonymous No.21584901 [Report]
>>21577975 (OP)
>>21582399
water and salt can't be classified organic, they're not agricultural products
Anonymous No.21585139 [Report]
>>21584871
>>21584867
>AIselect

You're both retarded.