Thread 21578960

I wanna try these little bastards so much

>>21578960 (OP)
The hell are those? They look like the Trix pieces

>>21578965
>americans see berries and immediately think of fucking sugary cereal
they're cloudberries you fucking dunce, related to blackberries and raspberries

>>21578960 (OP)
Cloud berries, also known as forest gold, are for Scandinavians only.

They're really good for pannacotta btw.

>>21578965
Fucking kek
Never change amerianons

>>21578989
>>21579050
american website

>>21579050
>>21578989
Are you guys struggling with shapes? Tell me the trix "wildberry" shape doesn't look similar to the mystery-berries-OP-assumes-everyone-knows-about berries.

>>21579055
>japanese owned
>hosted on servers in Europe
Ok, Champ.

>>21578960 (OP)
A quick story. Mate went to Uni in St. Andrews, Jockville (yeah he's a bit of a posho). Visited him up there, got shiteyed. For some strange reason, cloudberries came up in conversation. I said it was a good idea to go hunting for them. Didn't think anything of it. Turns out I'd say we should drive to the uplands to hunt for them. 5 hours, freezing cold, not equipped for any sort of trek.... found 4 of the fuckers. Just 4. End of boring but true story about cloudberries.

Im from sweden and have picked these a few times. Its nothing special. They have sort of a wierd sour taste and are ofter very watery and over ripe

>>21578960 (OP)
I want to try every fruit In the world and I'm not just talking about those things that grow in bushes and trees

>>21578989
>see tiny clustered colorful berry that is not very popular and think of popular cereal that looks like a tiny clustered colorful berry
Wow I can't believe those americans. No it's not a popular berry.

>>21579226
yeah but it looks like the much more common blackberry or raspberry, not fucking breakfast cereal

>>21579230
No shit but it's not as novel a comparison at that point. Like comparing a plaited loaf to braided hair instead of a slightly different other type of plaited loaf and seeing some retard go "of course the first thing you think about is hair".

>>21579259
Mental illness: the post.
Mindblowing

>>21579225
You can start by sucking on your thumb.

>>21579259
>>21579269
Lol you are both right though

>>21579088
Why do you retards never say what your picture is?

>>21579291
inb4
>WHAT? You don't already know? You must be a stupid American!

I actually really wanna try surstromming. Apparently if you eat it the intended way its pretty good

>>21579098
>Made by an American
>User base primarily American
Read it and weep retard. https://4chan.org/advertise
(Scroll to bottom)

>>21579269
What an assmad way to admit that I'm right

I bought marmalade at IKEA
it was overpriced and mediocre

>>21579291
I got you white boy, they're haskaps, or honeyberries.

>>21578960 (OP)
That looks like something that would be full of bug larvae

>>21579088
Haskap berries suck lmao

>>21579477
wow

This or groundhog, maybe possum but I respect them to much.

Pawpaws

I live in Virginia and I can't find any anywhere ever.

i've never tried them eventhough i live in a cunt that has them

>>21579617
Ohio here. There's a woman in town who has a tree and sells them by the pound on faceberg. The meat has a faint cum smell to it. Doesn't taste like it though. I was under the impression they would taste like custard like everyone says, but they don't really

>>21579617
wya

MD nigga here I'm finding all over the Potomac river side. Just gathered 2 big shopping bags worth

>>21579762
>faint cum smell to it
why do so many plants fruits and veggies have this?

>>21579309
I always thought Hákarl looked really tasty and I really like fermented foods, but it's apparently illegal to import here?

>>21579309
It is. Most of the idiots you see try it just eat it whole without cleaning it first like retards.

>>21579776
I'm down in warrenton, Fauquier county

>>21579617
There's a yearly pawpaw festival in central Ohio. Road trip!

>>21578960 (OP)
Cloudberry wine doesn't get the attention it deserves. Just like beef cheeks and chi ken hearts.

cloudberries kind of suck like most berries (blue raspberry excepted)

>>21579617
>I live in Virginia and I can't find any anywhere ever.
I'm in Virginia. I know where some are. In Salem VA, adjacent to Roanoke VA. In Green Hill Park, but hidden. In the back-right corner of the park near the river there is a trail, on that trail are pawpaw trees but they're hard to recognize because they're huge and tall like an oak tree pretty much and the fruits grow waaay up there, like, you aren't going to be able to get them, lol. To spot them you will have to look way up, they're huge, but they're high, shouldn't be hard to see it's just nobody looks up that high. And of course make sure they're in season or there won't be any.

>>21579215
worked in alaska and stand behind this report. there are many other fun rubus fruits to try but the yellow ones are generally a letdown. one in like ten salmonberries is fucking delicious though

>>21579098
The servers are in America. Which is why we told Starmer to fuck off with his fines.

>>21578960 (OP)
Durian and other exotic, divisive things. Never even seen one in my flyover.

>>21579946
>blue raspberry
explain to me what blue rasberry is anon

>>21580078
It's a raspberry. It's blue. It's a fruit. What's not to get?

>>21578960 (OP)
>>21579040
looks like fat salmonberries
presumably tastes similar

>>21578960 (OP)
Those look like salmon berries. They grow wild all around me (and are fucking delicious).

>>21578960 (OP)
these are only good for making liquor. the jam is bad and overrated.
t. northern finn

EVERYBODY has a Monstera Deliciosa plant. It's called 'delicious', because the fruits taste like banana and pineapple. But they never even bloom in the civilised world.
To get your Monstera to fruit, you need to live in a witch doctor spic jungle I think

>>21579055
i am an ausfag and I know about cloudberries purely because of this american anime website

I've heard that goose meat tastes really good and it looks a lot like steak, probably be amazing with some potatoes or something on the side.

>>21579088
>long grapes

>>21580507
Looks AI generated

>>21580766
It's a weird thing. Apparently eating the fruit when it's not perfectly ripe yet, will lacerate your insides with microscopic calcium needles

>>21578960 (OP)
No you dont. Grow your own.

>>21579230
>>21578989
>the hell are these? they look like apples
See how silly that sounds?

>>21579098
>Japanese owned
Hello, newfriend.

>>21580507
When I was a kid I loved going to the grocery store and asking my parents to buy weird fruits to try. Monstera is pretty tasty.

>>21579617

I hear these make for some great ice cream and popsicles

>>21578960 (OP)
I want to try a pawpaw so fucking bad

>>21580650
I've had a little bit a couple times but it wasn't cooked particularly well but even so I could tell that if it was done properly it would be delicious

>>21581884
I did for a long time, waited for like 5-6 years after hearing people talk about them. Everyone describes them as a mix between banana and mango, both are in my top 5 favorite fruits. I was disappointed, and I wish someone had told me not to get my hopes up. They have a lot of tannins when they're under ripe, making them pretty much inedible, and they rot super fast when they finally do ripen. If you do happen to get one at the perfect time, the flavor didn't taste like mango at all to me, it tasted like plastic with a hint of banana.

>>21578960 (OP)
i've always wanted to try a lulo
it's supposedly like a citrus tomato

>>21578960 (OP)
you can buy them at ikea

>>21579309
It is

I've never seen a tangelo where I live, they sound delicious.

>>21582163
>it's supposedly like a citrus tomato
No I think thats a persimmon.

>>21583238
never been the biggest fan of persimmons

>>21583238
They only look like tomato's. They don't taste anything like them.

>>21579291
It's everywhere on this site and gets worse every year. Zoomers and Alphatards can't effectively communicate worth a shit.

>>21579088
moondrop grapes

>>21580779
not even ghana ask

>>21579314
>15 year old statistics
lol
lmao

>>21579309
Yeah I just watched Atomic Shrimp's video on it.

>>21579617
the fuck sort of paw paw is that?

>>21579777
to attracts homosexuals like you and OP into picking them so that the plant can reproduce (unlike you ever will)

i love these as jam, are they any good as berries or are they too sour?

looks so fucking good bros

>>21584779
Is that meatloaf? Looks amazing

>>21584783
scotch eggs

>>21584779
Do it. I just tried them over the past year and they are really good you can even do them in the air fryer

>>21584779
They're excellent. Not so much the hard boiled ones with a long shelf life, but the soft boiled ones with the fresh meat

>>21580287
stfu Abbo
why dont you fuck off and row a canoe or open a casino

I'd like to try finger limes someday.

>>21584568
That's a picture of a papaya

>>21579098
>servers in Europe
Should've been taken down for speech crimes by now then.

>>21579477
I got some haskap berries for you *unzips*

>>21584568
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asimina_triloba

>>21579617
They aight

>>21584568
i should call her

>>21584892
Next thing your going to tell me is you eat scones with gravy and call them biscuits.

>>21581884
it's a neurotoxin

>>21584874
me too

looked at all the images itt
only saw disgusting shit

>>21585514
Not the same, you're just calling a fruit by the wrong name. And yes I eat my scones with gravy and call them biscuits because we won the war and we are therefore correct in all arguments. Y'all can try for round two if yall'd like to try and change it back.

I want to try caviar but I’m poor and stupid.

>>21580650
Goose is awesome, my grandparents are Danish immigrants so we eat it on Christmas Eve every year. It’s somewhere between turkey and duck. Incredible when roasted properly

>>21578960 (OP)
pusy

There's too many to list off the top of my head so here's the most aberrant dish I'd ever try: kiviaq

>>21585920
god damn reading what it is actually made me gag

>>21585187
Silly Anon, berries don't have a zipper

>>21579088
these are nice but saskatoons are still better

>>21585920
Just go outback of a KFC and eat some chicken from the dumpster, it can't taste much different.

>>21586048
this

>>21582163
>>21583238
>>21583244
protip persimmons need to be rotting under the tree to be good. you of course can't find actual good ripe persimmon online. persimmon pudding is the GOAT.

>>21578960 (OP)
there's this thing called "pussy"
heard great things about it

>>21586052
Well kiviaq is in a "controlled" environment during the fermentation process and the natives say the meat is sweet so I'll gamble with my g.I. tract

>>21586119
Nah, you're just some loser with a social disorder that thinks pretending to like gross stuff is a personality, and you're just stupid enough to think you're fooling anyone.

>>21586319
Bro what the fuck are you talking about? Im willing to try a really bizarre dish and nothing more. Where God's name did you come up with that crackpot analysis? Suck a dick nigger

>>21586348
If I were you, I'd take the 3 day vacation you just gave yourself from this site to discover and develop your actual personality so you don't have to think of new "quirky" things to slap over your ego like a bandaid.

>>21586383
Dude what are you talking about

>>21586392
Global rule 3.B

>>21586398
Ok then, whatever you say retard

>>21586403
You can read for yourself if you're new here https://www.4chan.org/rules#global
The typical ban time is 3 days depending on how often you break it. Good luck on your journey of self discovery kid.

>>21585920

>kiviaq
>mfw

I waited for someone to mention some form of cooking or grilling, but I guess that was out of the question.

>>21586405
Eat shit janny faggot

>>21579040
IKEA has cloudberry jam. Your secret is out in the open.

>>21586794
Same guy replying to himself to take the pressure off.

>>21586319
i will NEVER understand people like you
>someone is willing to try a new or exotic food
>there must be something wrong with them
you must have autism or something. i know it's hard to wrap your head around, but sometimes people LIKE to experience new things, even if said new thing might end up being gross. and even if kiviaq is gross, hey, at least anon will know. its a form of actual truth seeking and experiencing the REAL world.
while sitting behind a computer screen allows you to learn about stuff, nothing beats actually going out and doing / trying things. because then you learn your (subjective) truth and can have an informed opinion on said thing.
that's not a social disorder.
did i spell it out well enough for you, tismo-kun?

>>21586980
You still mad about being called out anon? I'm sorry I embarrassed you on this anonymous website bro, but you're just proving my point.

>>21584740
They have that fresh, slightly sour but sweet enough taste that makes you feel like you were injected with vitamins.

>>21586980
>i will NEVER understand people like you
Sounds like you’re the one with the problem, in all honesty.

>>21586980
Saying that you want to eat a bird that's been rotting for 3 months with all its guts, poop, and feathers rotting with it isn't "wanting to try something exotic", it's wanting to be "le edgy" because teenagers with social disorders, like you, think that makes them cool and different. It's not some niche kinda gross food like century egg or raccoon, its literal rot and disease that was eaten because it was a choice between that or death.

>>21579088
I love these little guys I call them long boys

>>21587065
yeah and wanting to put in on my tongue for the experience is a social disorder? i can spit it out.
sounds like you're projecting, sperglord, stick to your dino nuggies and let the adults talk about food.

>>21587163
>yeah and wanting to put in on my tongue for the experience is a social disorder?
No, pretending you do to feel special and cool is. Purposely misinterpreting what I said and then backing off from eating to just having it touch your tongue because you were embarrassed when called out are also strong indicators.

I've always been curious.

>>21587163
There's no point in engaging with the autistic glue huffer, let him have his pms bitch fit and ignore him. Huitlacoche looks good

>>21587329
>>21587315
This is just sad man. You're trying too hard, and it's so obvious. You know you're anonymous here right? You don't need to try this hard to escape humiliation, no one's going to remember this conversation 5 minutes after reading it and no one knows who you are anyway.

>>21582266
My favorite citrus fruit, absolutely amazing.

Myself, I would like to try Bergamot orange, I know they aren't that popular to be eaten just like that, but I love their smell so much I have to try

>>21587603
not him, but thats a fungus on corn often eaten in mexico so its basically a type of mushroom

>>21587686
No one's arguing against that.

>>21587315
ngl this fungus veggie fusion kinda scares me like is it funky?

>>21587725
Earthy, mushroomy, and its commonly consumed in quesadillas. The flavor isnt that bad

>>21582266
I believe they're seasonal, can't remember if fall or spring. They are delicious though. Seedless, and super easy to peel, often peels in ond piece. Not sure if you're in America, but if you are, check Albertsons and their brand of grocery stores.

>>21587744
>>21587725
Posting a question just to answer yourself with googles AI response just to distract from the embarrassment is pretty desperate behavior.

>>21584852
salmonberries grow in america, dipshit.

>>21587861
Abo is short for aboriginal. America has absolutely too retard. How many abo Australians do you know row canoes and open casinos?

>>21587879
>America has absolutely too retard
So this is the power of abbos. Also we call them native americans here, no one uses the term aboriginal.

>>21582163
i live in a US city with an absurdly high spic population stat and i get lulo joose at the juceria pretty often. its fuckin good, its pulpy and savoury like a tomato and mildly bitter, acidic and floral like a grapefruit.

>>21587918
NTA but isn't that term used in Canada semi-frequently?

>>21587925
Not really.

>>21587918
Speech to text giveth and speech to text taketh a wait.

>>21587925
Probably more than the US where it is never used. But still not common.

I really want to eat this

>>21587971
Do it, man. I remember that shit from my high school home economics class where it was a weak excuse to bake shit in the afternoon at school.

>>21587972
Who talks like this?

>>21588010
i do holmes

>>21588011
Your image is the answer except it is the same thing. One of the worst things about autism is that autistic people don't know how bad it really is. Imagine smelling like a skunk but having no sense of smell since birth. You walk around smelling like shit your whole life, everyone knows it but is too nice to give you shit for it. Meanehile you have no concept of smell whatsoever so you can't smell yourself and have no ability to comprehend why everyone else holds their nose around you. It's sad really.

>>21588017
I share a story about how I still remember my last baked alaska, you you go off on some autistic rant about how people remember eventful things?

My brother in Christ, are you being intentionally unaware of yourself?

>>21588815
That's a stretch, but I understand the desperation.

>>21585920
I'm still in disbelief what I just googled... FERMENTED BIRDS?! IN A SEAL CARCASS!?

>>21578960 (OP)
Negro poontang is something that I never want to try.

>>21589029
Aren't the French famous for that, little birds drowned in brandy? Ortolon.

>>21589029
>>21588953
That seems kind of Alaskan, fucking savages.

>>21578960 (OP)
Hey OP, go for the Oscar Myer wieners.
Once you go for the Oscar's you'll never go back.
Make sure to get some good sugary buns.

>>21589033
What part of drowning a bird in brandy ferments it? Are you fucking retarded?

>>21589029
Are you still in here replying to yourself? Man, you gotta let it go kid.

>>21578960 (OP)
serving suggestion:
smash them up and mix with whipped cream, one part berries to 3-4 parts cream

>>21584874
I was lucky enough to try one a few weeks ago. It's like a very sour lime and they really are popping in your mouth as you bite on the pearls. I saved a seed and it sprouted recently.

>>21587925
Only by the government, most actual natives seem to prefer first nations/indigenous. My wife is native and fucking hates aboriginal because it was "stolen" by people using it for australia.

>>21589029
>>21585920
Fermentation is a controlled process that allows only desirable bacteria. kiviaq is literally just rotten bird. Putting a stone on top of it doesn't control any bacterial growth, including the bacteria already in its guts and poop which are left in there to rot with it. It's not different at all from eating any rotten corpse you would find. And it has killed countless tourists.

>>21591324
It's not their fault that arctic food is fucking insane, you eat the rotten bird or you die you didn't get to choose

>>21591332
It's completely understandable why they ate it at the time, but it should definitely be left to history. There's no reason for them to continue eating it, and any tourist wanting to try it deserves the botulism slowly killing them in shit and vomit covered agony.

Test

>>21579777
>>21579762
Why do so many know what cum smells like? For what purpose? I cum all the time, even have children, but I haven’t the faintest what it smells like.

>>21591478
Ban evasion.

>>21591532
Are you a smoker?

>>21578960 (OP)
Shirako aka White Child. It's Japanese Fish Cum.

>>21578960 (OP)
I've had them before. They're a meme. They just taste like watery raspberries. They can't be cultivated so there's no way to improve their flavor. Sometimes there's a bad season and they're sour and bitter.

Little Boy Eggs. Chinese specialty. I think they tried to outlaw it recently.

>>21591764
Pedo

grotesque as it is, I am curious and second-hand accounts aren't enough.

>>21591916
They don't gut it or even wait for it to run out of shit like turtles, all the poop is cooked with it, and it is full of shit because they make it gorge itself on figs. So what you're saying is that you want to eat a tiny bird that's full of bird shit. Why do you want to eat poop?

>>21578960 (OP)
Seriously why dont we have these in america?

>>21592019
salmonberries are really similar

>>21587315
>>21587686
>>21587725
I've tried it canned once, it was as nasty as it looks. I didn't buy it myself, someone gave it to me

>>21592003
>>21591916
Does it actuslly taste good or is it just classic french people enjoying things purely out of spjte for what regular people like?

>>21592054
Like I said, it's filled to the brim with poop. Do you like the taste of poop?

>>21592097
Have.you had.them?

>>21592147
I don't need to eat poop to know that I don't want to eat poop. I hate that we have to explain to poojeets and Germand that eating poop tastes bad and isn't good for you.

>>21592054
>>21592147
It tastes similar to good canary or goldfinch meat.

>>21592236
>>21592147
>>21592054
Samefag

>>21578960 (OP)
Refreshing spoonful of fish heads, mlord?

Me? I always wanted to try marmalade. Harry potter made it sound so tasty

i want whoever put together this burger for the movie to replicate it exactly

I have never been privelaged enough to eat medovik

I envy the germans for having this

I envy the siberians for this (stroganina)

The chinks I truly envy the most for making this (west lake vinegar fish)

I wish this was in america

Finally I am buttmad that I have never tried bottarga.

>>21591748
Cum: :|
Cum, Japanese Fish: :O

>>21579556
i've had both raccoons and groundhog.
remove glands, silver skin, and soak in milk or salted water. for the soak you should change the water a few times to remove as much blood as possible. this works for all game animals and organs. massaging in a bowl is a quicker but more involved process.
any cook like you would a slow cooked beef dish. dont undercook or you could get parasites.
best raccoon i've ever had was stuffed with onions and garlic, then slathered in grape jelly before slow roasted in the oven.

that green lobster from this board

>>21580001
Love funberries.

>>21592555
I like fun-bags.

I wanna try that tittie milk.

>>21579230
>Hurr durr stupid Americans
>B-But it looks more like this other berry!
Just admit you're a Eurocuck that has Americans living rent free in your head over every little cultural difference

>>21593079
you go out of your way to attract criticism, buttblasted amerinog

>>21578989
to be fair to the mutts, these aren't commonly available over there.

>>21592555
kino

>>21579088
blueberry dates?

>>21579617
Pawpaw's are the second worst of the well-known Annona's. The best two are Soursop followed by Cherimoya.

>>21578960 (OP)
Lets make some bean soup.

We could also make some tea with these.

>>21595989
>beans

>>21595981
>thirdie shit
WON'T

>>21596028
Cherimoya was Mark Twain's favorite fruit. Also at least in Cherimoya's case, it can be easily grown in CA.
There aren't a TON of truly great fruits from temperate regions. Except for something like Strawberry.

>>21578960 (OP)
rabbit and horse meat

>>21596095
>rabbit
yes please

>>21587315
>>21587725
I had it. It tastes like corn and mushroom together. I don't know much about the texture because it was diced up pretty fine and served in a quesadilla.
7/10 would try again but would not make a special trip to find it.