Thread 21583768

When was the last time any of you fuckers had a salad? Huh? Be honest.

i was housesitting for som friends and had nothing but pbr for about three days so salad sounded nice, fixed a bucket of
>romaine
>grape tomatoes
>shaved red onion
>roast chicken
dressed with
>yogurt
>lemon juice
>hotsauce
>spoon of mayonnaise
ate off that for the next three days, it got soggy after day two so i put it on bread. i fucking love salad

>>21583768 (OP)
Today with dinner. I eat a salad every night with my supper.

>>21583768 (OP)
My food eats salad, then I eat my food. Therefore, I have second hand exposure to salad everyday

>>21583768 (OP)
They need to bring back the fucking McShakers

>>21583768 (OP)
I put salad, tomato, and onion on a burger. And the Brits call that salad. Does that count?

>>21583808
Chadwick spotted

i need to eat more vegetables. what's a simple salad i can have for lunch every day that doesn't entail paying 100$ for ingredients or spending an hour chopping vegetables?

>>21583808
do you eat the same salad every day, or switch it up?

>>21583768 (OP)
2004

High school, and it was smothered with your choice of ranch or caesar salad dressing.
I am now a semi-pro athlete who flawlessly passes his yearly physicals and blood tests.
Salads (and most leafy greens in general) really are just rabbit food.

>>21583768 (OP)
Couple days ago I ate a big salad for lunch. Before that though, probably 2 years if you don't count side salads

>>21583768 (OP)
Last night. Your dad's shit tasted like Chipotle.

>>21583825
I make different salads. Tonight I had a simple tomato, cucumber, red pepper, red onion and dill salad with a dressing of olive oil, lemon, salt, pepper, and a little bit of fresh minced garlic. Last night I had a shredded lettuce salad which is romaine lettuce cut into slender ribbons with large amounts of parsley, dill, and scallion dressed with olive oil, lemon, salt, and pepper. Salads are really easy to make and delicious. And make your own dressing. Store bought dressing is gross and unhealthy. I think salads should be pretty simple and highlight the vegetables. They don’t need meat and cheese and eggs and globs of creamy dressing

>>21583768 (OP)
Two days ago. I eat a salad as a primary dinner meal like 3 times a week, with a protein like chicken or shrimp.

>>21583852
queer

This stuff is great in everything and you can claim it to be your own AND GET LAID

>>21583852
I bet you do, and toss that salad to boot you queer freak

>>21583768 (OP)
I don't eat what my food eats. You can't afford meat.

>>21583867
>>21583943
Wow somebody is very upset over how somebody else eats

>>21583768 (OP)
I have one with almost every meal. Mixed greens, usually with spinach, or sometimes baby arugula. I always use olive oil and balsamic vinegar as a dressing

If I don't do this I can't shit properly the next day

Not that long ago. When the salad produce drops back into seasonal prices I’ll start getting back into them.

>>21583983
Just more upset that you have the ability to post because you're not 6 feet under.

>>21584001
What’s your problem? You called me gay for my post about my salad eating and now you’re wishing death on an anon for calling you out? Maybe you should eat a salad and relax.

>>21583768 (OP)
Last night. I eat salad every day. I'll post my next salad later.

>>21583818
KYS, pedo. And promoting Mcds here makes you doubly awful.

I just want to mention that if BMW key fobs guy is still on the board, THANK YOU for stopping. We really appreciate it. Hopefully you're out there contributing normally like a good poster.

homo'est thread so far on /ck/

>>21584022
>meat
>cheese
>cream sauce
Just eat a slice of pizza at that point. You’re using the lettuce to transport meat, cheese, and cream to your mouth.

>>21583768 (OP)
a few days ago
beets were super cheap so I made roasted beet, walnut and feta salad

Yesterday. had my usual arugula, tomato, persian cucumber, rwv, evoo, s&p

>>21583825
Nta, but I have salads regularly and I basically make the same thing. Lettuce, spring onion, thinly sliced red onion, cherry tomatoes, cucumber, sometimes olives and fits if I have any, dressed with salt, pepper, olive oil and squeezed lemon juice. Any herbs from my garden I might have at hand I tend to throw in from time to time, but that's basically it, super simple and delicious I never get tired of it.

>>21584091
>olives and *feta

>>21583768 (OP)
I would never go out of my way to prepare one tbhwy

>>21583768 (OP)
Had some cabbage salad today.

>>21583768 (OP)
Sometime earlier this week. Was it like Wed? Something like that. Chef salad.

>>21584033
There is no bread in that photo. You'd be right if there was croutons, but there aren't so you are dead wrong.

Yesterday i made a hot frisée salad with garlic chips, various tomatoes from the garden, sauteed anchovies, minced poblano peppers and a white balsamic dressing

>>21583768 (OP)
Yesterday, with pizzas.

Like a week or two ago. From culvers. Ill get one this week from subway or hungery howies

>>21584022
>>21585403
>chef ""salad""
>it's totally not a pizza analog, i'm eating my greens
The power of suggestion of fat fucks is astounding

>>21585570
>I eat salad all the time but I still can’t lose weight!

>>21583768 (OP)
3 hours ago. i am not fat you see.

when discussing salad it is important to remember that in america pic related is considered a salad

>>21585599
Just stolen from Germany again.

>>21585606
doesn't look corporated. got to make sure it's corporated.

>>21583768 (OP)
I've been busy so have been eating takeoutslop but usually I try to have a soup and salad with my main meal of the day.

>>21583867
>>21583943
maybe your butts wouldn't hurt so much if you ate some fiber

>>21583768 (OP)
Only fatasses and skinny young women eat salads.

>>21584026
>bitching and moaning about anime
>on an anime website
You need to go back tourist

>>21583768 (OP)
I ate a tuna salad yesterday

Gonna have one in a few minutes akshully

>>21587727
Was good, btw.
Spring mix + a fucktonne of sweet parsley. Yummy yummy vitamin K.
Also, balsamic vinaigrette.
>>21585606
Switzerland has the better meat salad because cervelat are better than everything.

Yesterday. Salad is my favorite food. The pictured salad looks boring. Almost every garden salad can be improved with arugula. Straight lettuce base is pleb-tier.

>>21583768 (OP)
Last Saturday.

>>21585570
>thumbnail
>bowl of fluttershys

>>21587984
>Switzerland has the better meat salad because cervelat are better than everything.
>my pink slime is better than your pink slime

>>21583808
I do the same. It's a nice contrast to the hot foods, and my toddler almost always picks at it, so it's worth the effort.

>>21583768 (OP)
Who the hell is like
>man i sure do feel like eating a bowl of lettuce and tomatoes today

Salad is bad for you. Most of it is indigestible and devoid of nutrition. Most plants do not want to be eaten unless it is to spread their seed, like fruit. They are poisoning you. Women eat salad to fill up their stomach without adding calories. There are much better “health foods” you could be eating instead.

>>21589153
Some nutrients not being absorbed doesn't demonstrate that "salad is bad for you." Furthermore, some ingredients, namely ones that have healthy fat in them like avocados, improve nutrient absorption from raw vegetables. You sound like you get your health information from ideologically-motivated sources.

By the way, your meat is "poisoning you" with advanced glycation end-products (most cooking methods), trans-fats and N-Glycolylneuraminic acid. Two can play the game of trite oversimplification, but there's far more evidence in my case.

Bump

2-3 weeks ago

>>21589102
>my pink slime is better than your pink slime
Yes.

Sunday, a HUGE bowl of salad is usually my hangover meal

>>21583768 (OP)
I ate two sices of apple day before yesterday while i was waiting for my coffee to heat up
Damn i actually realised this while typing this comment but things are dire. I really gotta start eating healthy

>>21589153
>Salad is bad for you. Most of it is indigestible and devoid of nutrition. Most plants do not want to be eaten unless it is to spread their seed, like fruit. They are poisoning you. Women eat salad to fill up their stomach without adding calories. There are much better “health foods” you could be eating instead.

To any new /ck/ friends out there:
this is infamous /ck/ resident, named "ketoschizo", he usually frequents carnivore or plant related threads and promotes nutrition conspiracy theories
Cheers!

>>21583768 (OP)
I had a lettuce salad just last week.

>>21583768 (OP)
Last night, as well as the night before that and as far back as I can remember. Where I live, there is assumed to be salad with your dinner same as with soup for lunch.

>>21583834
What do you eat for fiber? Serious question. Beans, I assume?

>>21583768 (OP)
about 5 hours ago for lunch with leftover meat.
>>21591214
Just ate 3 apples on a walk with my boy. The apple trees in my village are filled with ripe delicious apples. The perfect blend of sweet and tangy with a berry-like flavor that almost makes them taste like store bought candy.

>>21591357
Where do you live? Italy?

>>21587984
>Spring mix + a fucktonne of sweet parsley. Yummy yummy vitamin K.
Had another with lunch yesterday.
Gonna a "salad" with dinner tonight. I'm not really sure what counts as "salad" in the anglosphere. Seems like a free for all.
You can break apart a ham sandwich into a bowl and it qualifies as a salad to you people.
I'm having bok choy muchim. Salted bok choy, squeezed of excess liquid then dressed with sesame oil, soy sauce, garlic and vinegar.

>>21585599
Green Apples and Snickers Salad! That's a Midwestern dessert salad I tried after reading about it from some Adam Milligan fan, kinda tasty.

asian party salad: can of cocktail fruit, cocktail shrimps, miracle whip.

>>21583768 (OP)
I've just been eating canned fish, cookies, and tea lately as I do some renovations. After I am done I will go back to having a soup and salad with most meals.

>>21591492
>Salted bok choy, squeezed of excess liquid then dressed with sesame oil, soy sauce, garlic and vinegar
This is not a salad

>>21592034
>>21591492
But tinned tuna with mayonnaise is.

>>21592128
No it isn't. Where did you get that idea?

>>21583768 (OP)
Right now.

Mmm scrumptious, Caesar Salad with fat free, oil based dressing please.

>>21592175
>Fat free
>Oil based
I'm genuinely surprised you could figure out how a mouse and keyboard work.

>>21592139
Yes it fucking Is, retard.

>>21583768 (OP)
I eat a Greek salad from a local joint almost weekly.

>>21592175
These are the people who call you a retard on 4chan baka

i eat fast food salads everyday. I had a BLT one smothered in multiple ranch packets today

>>21592202
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>>21592139
You don't understand the actual definition of the word "salad", and you aren't smart enough to self reflect, so here it is for you...
>A salad is a dish consisting of a mixture of food items, typically including vegetables or fruit, bound together by a dressing and served cold or at room temperature.

Tonight

>>21583768 (OP)
Define "Salad"

Will make this tomorrow

>>21583768 (OP)
Tuesday
>spinach
>apple
>lemon zest and juice
>toasted panko
>honey mustard dressing
>sauteed chicken
It was pretty good

>>21592963
Some salads are served hot though.

>>21592963
It's ultimately derived from "sal": salt. Technically, if you have food that's salted, it's a salad.

>>21593548
Not true in the least.
>>21593519
Name one.

>>21593559
Warm salad recipes
Roasted new carrots, cauliflower, grains & carrot-top dressing. ...
Roasted beetroot & feta salad. ...
Warm winter bean salad with chicken. ...
Warm chorizo & chickpea salad. ...
Build your own pesto pasta salad. ...
Warm roasted squash and puy lentil salad. ...
Spiced whole cauliflower & warm chickpea salad.

>>21593559
I make a warm kale and kidney bean salad with minced shallot, a little garlic, white vinegar, coarse mustard, finished with olive oil and pomegranate syrup
It's good on its own or as bruschetta

I make a simple, manly kale salad once or twice a week. I like kale cuz it doesn't spoil as fast as arugula or spinch, though I did make spinch salads a lot long time ago often.

You just grab enough kale to fill a bowl, de-stem it so no white stems in the bowl, pick flesh from stem, drop the slices in a bowl, grab the pile and crush it in your palm into a ball and mince that finely. Cuts into tenderized kale strips . Then whittle some bell pepper or a small tomato, slice a 1/3 cucumber in 100%, half an avocado, add Newman's Own Caesar dressing at the end with light red onion shavings left to add at the end. Matchstick carrots are nice to add, too.

Takes like 15 minutes to make while the pizza's in the oven or the taters are boiling.

I got a Greek salad last night alongside a big slice of pizza at this place nearby, to see how their salads are, and I was impressed. Love me red wine vinegar, love me olives and feta. Would recommend checking out salads at pizzerias.

>>21593704
>add Newman's Own Caesar dressing
Why would you ruin your salad with that trash? Make your own dressing, lazy bones. You should also tenderize the kale strips with salt and lemon then massage them for a minute or so.

>>21593751
This is the problem with you salad freaks. You take it one step too far every time with 'just make your own dressing!' I'm trying to encourage simplicity with the extra oomph of kale.

My ex-gf made lemon/mustard/garlic dressings for kale salads with parmesan flakes + some veg extras but not too many. Was always really good. But I remember that good lemons can be a bitch to source, and I remember having to clean everything up, which is a lot for making a simple dressing.

A man has to save space for a woman in his life. That involves not making his own salad dressing and trusting picrel's expertise.

>>21593876
>canola oil
Not even once

>>21593876
just make it in the almost-empty bottle of mustard and shake it up

>>21583768 (OP)
I basically eat the equivalent of a salad quite often due to my diet so it's no big deal. sometimes I love roasting some veggies in the oven or air fryer like cauliflower, corn, zucchini, cherry tomatoes even and get a regular salad, mix it all up, half a avocado, make a nice simple dressing, so fucking gooooooooooooooooood.

>>21593876
>My ex-gf made lemon/mustard/garlic dressings for kale salads with parmesan flakes + some veg extras but not too many. But I remember that good lemons can be a bitch to source, and I remember having to clean everything up, which is a lot for making a simple dressing.

Your gf was being too fussy with her dressing and you're a lazy moron. All you need is good olive oil, lemon or red wine vinegar, salt, and pepper for a great dressing. Do you want to taste the salad or just use it as a vehicle for dressing? Making your own simple vinaigrette takes no time at all and the clean up takes two minutes at most. And I have no idea what you mean about "sourcing good lemons". Every market including the shitty ones have perfectly good lemons. Hell, even liquor stores and convenience stores have fine lemons.

>>21593880
Why not? You're a schizo?

>>21592965
Gross. I can't believe I ate that. I didn't have such bright light when picking through the greens. Seen under the flash I see a couple definitely slimy leaves in there. Dammit.

>>21593610
>>21593655
You're putting the word salad at the end of things that are not salad. The dictionary does not care about your feeling, by definition there are only 2 temperatures of salad and they are cold or room temp, everything else is a mental illness.

>>21593985
bruh, have you never had hot potato salad?

>>21593985
Salad is not binary.

>>21594068
Potato salad is not meant to be consumed hot. Heating up a salad does not mean salads are hot, just like cutting off your cock doesn't make you a woman.

>>21594072
It literally is, facts don't care about your feelings.

two days ago and I have more salad ingredients coming tomorrow! I've been addicted to my own salad dressing concoction which you should make too

>>21594073
It's a salad made with freshly-boiled potatoes, they come out hot

>>21594077
I recently made some mead and set some aside in a jar with some mother to make a vinegar. I'm super excited for it to finish to make a mead vinaigrette. I'm thinking some olive oil my girlfriend brought back from Greece, a little bit of white truffle oil, whole ass garlic, pepper corn, fresh wild ginger I found myself, a little smoked paprika I did myself, and sea salt.

>>21594083
And you're supposed to let them cool, you failing to do so does not make it a hot salad, it makes you a lazy fat retard.

>>21594086
>86
don't use truffle oil, you've been foreshadowed

>>21583768 (OP)
I had quinoa salad not one hour ago

>>21594087
I'll grill a salad no matter what you say, Anon

>>21594090
Why not? White truffle oil is more subtle, and I'm only planning to add like a quarter teaspoon at most to a pint of vinaigrette.

>>21594086
sounds delicious.

also I agree with the other anon, make the batch without truffle oil and just add some when you want some. the risk of it overpowering the dressing or just not always wanting to be in the mood for truffle funk is very real, and you can always add it later.

>>21594094
You're free to do so while cutting your cock and balls off with an angle grinder, that's your right, but it won't make salads hot nor you a woman.

>>21594095
Finish the salad with a few drops
By itself it will consume and obfuscate other flavors

>>21594096
That's a good point, I was wanting the truffle oil to age with it but you may be right about it overpowering it. I think I'll still add some, but add much less than I was planning or shell out some caps for a real truffle and only add a small slice to it to age with the rest of it.

>>21594099
Warm and hot salads are a real thing and have been forever. Search "warm salad" in your search engine of choice. I'm not sure what sick in the mind cross dressers have to do with salad desu

>good salad
been a while
>bad salad
from an italian place, i didn't order it, it was just in my bag
>not salad
love tuna salad on crackers man

>>21583768 (OP)
Today. No homo.

>>21594207
Salad? Today? Reminds me of that tragedy.

>>21594198
If you could learn how to read, I explained it quite thoroughly several times. The dictionary does not care about your feelings SWNBWOH

Had a teco salad a few weeks ago. Even with beans and rice n shit in it it sucked. I just hate salads cept an occasional Ceaser. Ill get my veggies elsewhere

15 minutes ago

>>21594699
Here's the Merriam-Webster definition.
1
: any of various usually cold dishes: such as
a
: raw greens (such as lettuce) often combined with other vegetables and toppings and served especially with dressing
b
: small pieces of food (such as pasta, meat, fruit, or vegetables) usually mixed with a dressing (such as mayonnaise) or set in gelatin
2
: a green vegetable or herb grown for salad
especially : lettuce
3
: a usually incongruous mixture : hodgepodge

Notice the first says
>usually cold
>usually
Do you understand what that means? I'll help. It means salads are usually served cold but not always. And I have no idea what your acronym means.