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Anonymous No.21585512 [Report] >>21585542 >>21585546 >>21585564 >>21585760 >>21585862 >>21586352 >>21586444 >>21586512
Does anyone else like to LARP as a prisoner with meager commissary and make ramen noodle based dishes ? For me it's
>crush uhm bag of ramen noodle
>cook with little water as possible in microwave to get it as al dente as possible
>seasoning packet w/ spoonful of crunchy peanut butter with franks red hot sauce for a spicy thai peanut sauce
>diced up slim jim
for a prison pad thai that is actually pretty good if you eyeball the measurements right and drink enough beer beforehand
Anonymous No.21585520 [Report] >>21586836
no but i like to larp as a npc in a videogame when you walk into their apartment and its just chips, boxes of mac and cheese, fruit juice, bacon, etc

like the coffee table will have wine, cheese and grapes on it and the breakfast will be bacon eggs, pancakes, orange juice, because these are common "look its food" pairings

it breaks me out of my routine of eating rice and shit
Anonymous No.21585542 [Report]
>>21585512 (OP)
We already have a thread for this
Anonymous No.21585546 [Report]
>>21585512 (OP)
i larp as a stalker and eat potted meats from the tin or chili straight from the can
Anonymous No.21585559 [Report] >>21586352
Nah but I've had enough experience from the army to have to make do because I was recuck and we always missed chow hours because we only moved at night so we'd just eat whatever we could so we'd steal pbj packs and eat everything cold because we wanted to reduce our thermal signature.
Anonymous No.21585564 [Report] >>21585834
>>21585512 (OP)
I read the Night Watch books and the author exhaustively describes all the scenes where they're eating and drinking and socialising, and it made me crave salami, gherkins and sauerkraut.

The entire time I was reading them, when he ate something like that I did too. I was eating buttered soudough with salami and whole pickles straight out the jar.
Anonymous No.21585760 [Report]
>>21585512 (OP)
No. I'm not a mentally ill retard
Anonymous No.21585773 [Report] >>21586363 >>21586524
no i hate ramen
sometimes i pretend im giving a lecture or being interviewed while i wait for things to cook though
Anonymous No.21585834 [Report]
>>21585564
do non-european people not eat like that?
Anonymous No.21585862 [Report]
>>21585512 (OP)
I make Top Ramenara a lot.
>Fry bacon, render fat
>Mix egg, parmesan, and the chicken seasoning packet in a bowl
>Boil noodles
>Remove bacon and chop
>Noodles in the pan the bacon was cooked in, off heat with a touch of the water used to boil the noodles
>In with the egg/parm mixture
>Stir it up fast until it's a creamy consistency, add the chopped bacon
Et voila, Top Ramenara.
Sometimes, I'll also pan fry some chicken, make a gravy from the fond and the seasoning packet, touch of flour or corn starch to thicken, serve over the noodles.
Never been to prison, top ramen packs are just a quick and easy snack/lunch
Anonymous No.21586352 [Report] >>21586525
>>21585512 (OP)
Do you “smuggle” the ramen in under your shirt?

>>21585559
>eat everything cold because we wanted to reduce our thermal signature.
Did you have to avoid gas causing foods too?
Anonymous No.21586363 [Report]
>>21585773
>sometimes i pretend im giving a lecture or being interviewed while i wait for things to cook though
A lecture about what?
Anonymous No.21586444 [Report]
>>21585512 (OP)
No
Anonymous No.21586449 [Report] >>21586511
op here thought i should mention that i also like to larp as a woman
Anonymous No.21586511 [Report]
>>21586449
hot
Anonymous No.21586512 [Report] >>21586517
>>21585512 (OP)
No, but i can see how it would help one cope with living in near poverty and having so little money to spend on food. I suppose it makes you feel like you're eating like this out of choice and not sad necessity.

I wish you all the best.
Anonymous No.21586517 [Report] >>21586561
>>21586512
dont be a prick to her shes making the most of it
Anonymous No.21586524 [Report]
>>21585773
Severely based.
Anonymous No.21586525 [Report]
>>21586352
Nah, that wasn't really a factor since we'd be a hole in the ground anyways. But a heater would be visible.
Anonymous No.21586561 [Report] >>21586564
>>21586517
I'm not actually I've been in this position before, but my cope of choice was just making eating cheaply into an optimization challange. Much better mechanism if you ask me.
Anonymous No.21586564 [Report] >>21586607
>>21586561
unsurprised
same brand of faggotry as former fatties and alcoholics
Anonymous No.21586607 [Report]
>>21586564
true, takes one to know one. Was never fat and don't drink tho
Anonymous No.21586836 [Report]
>>21585520
>you walk into their apartment and its just chips, boxes of mac and cheese, fruit juice, bacon
name one game