Thread 21597240

>just gulp down 2k calories to get drunk
Who drinks this shit

>>21597240 (OP)
non queers aka the opposite of you

>>21597240 (OP)
me.

Drink stronger beer

>>21597248
>citrusy & bright
lol you fucking fag

Sarcopenics with the signature gut.

>>21597248
This. Piss drinkers are gonna get fat

>>21597240 (OP)
Go for a walk, fatty.

>>21597404
Rather be fat than gay.

>>21597413
Vodka is zero calories fat fuck.

>>21597415
Yeah so? What's your excuse then?

>>21597240 (OP)
After a certain point your body is no longer absorbing those calories let me guess you think the guy who wins that hot dog eating contest gains 20 pounds in fat overnight ??? No ..

>>21597240 (OP)
If I want to get drunk I drink liquor. If I want to get a slight social buzz I drink beer.

>>21597404
I do keep getting kinda fat but I go on diets to fix it

>>21597458
In my neck of the woods we call these type of people women.

>>21597425
>comparing 2k calories with 20k

>>21597248
Citrus beer. I had it a few times. Not anything I could have more than one of.

>>21597415
Vodka is like 90 calories a shot.

>0 calories
>doesn't damage your internal organs
>impossible to overdose
>impossible to get addicted
>deeply linked with modern culture
>correctly perceive fast food as disgusting slop and fresh fruit as manna from heaven while on it
Why haven't you tabbed in yet?

>>21597534
I did and had psychosis for months and thought I was in hell. Careful shilling psychs to people as it can be really bad for some of us, I still get nightmares/flash backs. No known family history of mental health issues either

>>21597550
Set and setting bro

>>21597486
Does the hotdog eating champion gain 20lbs overnight yes or no?

>>21597563
my set and setting couldn't have been better

>>21597550
>and thought I was in hell.
awakened.

>>21597240 (OP)
This is totally wrong, i dont eat my entire dailycalories intake with 12 beers, i know because id be fucking fat and not 63 kilos 1m77

>>21597534
>>21597563
Big facts. Been terribly tough as of recent years to get as few want to take the risk of going through the tor honeypot and finding reliable vendors and all. Legalize LSD and Mescaline

>>21597240 (OP)
You don't drink beer to get drunk unless you're a hard laborer

>>21597534
Even if it was legal, I have the mental profile where I would probably go berserk on weed (haven't tried it, would smoke to be sure, but I can't for my job, and they pay me buckets of money). If I used LSD I would probably eat someone, and nobody wants that.

>>21597969
It's not, it's just counting every burnable molecule of carbon as a calorie. Drink a pint of gasoline; thousands of calories but you won't get fat. same principle.

>>21598033
In before uhm ascually you digest etanol; and the answer is yes, at 1/3 efficiency at best. beer drinkers get fat on the takeouts and grease they eat too

The calories on different things are very misleading. It's not giving you the number for how much of the energy will be used by your body and how much fat will be stored. It's giving you the number for how much energy you get when you burn it in a lab.
If you eat 2000kcal of meat it's fair to say you got 2000kcal of energy, it's more or less accurate, you can predict how much weight you will gain or lose.
If you eat 2000kcal of vegetables, they are much harder to process and use as energy. You'll spend more energy processing the food and some of it won't be processed at all and you'll shit it out.

Alcohol is very hard to use for energy. Most of the energy will be lost. The process of metabolizing alcohol produces heat and you'll just lose the heat through your skin.
This is a huge problem with calories in, calories out. The calorie labels aren't adjusted for how your body handles those calories. You can't get an accurate estimate while drinking.

>>21597240 (OP)
>1848
HILL HOLTER

>>21597240 (OP)
1.8 is a far cry from 2000

>>21597240 (OP)
>TWELVE beers
who the fuck drinks 144 ounces of beer in one session? how are they still alive?

>>21597240 (OP)
beer is meant to replace food

>>21597415
Ethanol contains 7 calories per gram.

I can't drink 12 beers period, I'd feel like shit

>>21597240 (OP)
>>21598084
>1848
We much secure the existence of our alcohol and a future for wheat beer and all malt beverages
DRINK HEFEWEIZEN

awful lot of pussies in this thread

have you tried not being morbidly obese?

>>21598158
yes, and I maintain this by not drinking 12 beers a night like some fat fuck alcoholic.

>>21597404
IPA’s literally have more carbs too not just more alcohol

>>21597582
20k calories would add like 6lbs. i think you could probably gain most of that in a day.

that's also with solid food that's harder to digest, liquid calories are probably easier to gain weight with. 1800 calories is not an absurdly high number that overwhelms your body's ability to gain weight otherwise people wouldn't be able to be 600+ pounds.

>>21597240 (OP)
>>just gulp down 2k calories to get drunk
1 Snickers bar (1.86 oz) = 250 calories
1 Avocado (medium sized) = 240 - 290 calories

One will make you fat, the other one won't. Guess which.

>>21598225
alcohol makes you fat thobeat

>>21598225
they'll both cause weight gain if you eat more than you burn. you can eat junk food and be thin.

I sure did. And when you're drunk you make terrible eating choices. It was almost impossible for me to be an alcoholic and not overweight. Only when I shorted myself on food would I be less fat. But the beer kept me pretty puffy looking at all times. In the face especially. Always drunk or hungover. I'd be extra sick mornings when I didn't eat for my figure. Then after a few weeks of that eat a bunch of pizza or something and start whaling out again. I never counted calories when I drank. But it was obvious by my weight that it was high.

>>21598134
>who the fuck drinks 144 ounces of beer in one session? how are they still alive?
just be white, bro

>>21598255
There was a time in my life I couldn't imagine any fewer than twelve beers. I'd get worried if I had to share any. Soon it became 18. All 18 were mine. I'd buy extra for you if you were drinking with me, but make sure you have enough because I need ALL 18 of mine. We'd better just get you a full 12 pack just in case. And if I'm still conscious after my 18 are gone I can dip into what's left of your 12.
I don't miss alcohol having that grip on my life anymore.

>>21598232
No. Calories don't trigger lipogenesis, insulin does.

>people STILL don't understand that calories in ethanol do not get stored as fat
alcohol gets immediately metabolized in your system. it's why if you do a shot of vodka on an empty stomach, after about an hour you will have burned net calories. what does have the potential to get stored as fat are the carbs in beer

>>21598263
A lot of people drink that vodka with cranberry or orange juice or worse. They figure out too late how to drink themselves slim. There's a whole chapter on it in a Kingsley Amis drinking handbook. I had all the boozing literature.

>>21598262
idk what your point is. that you won't gain weight without carbs?

>>21598053
>It's giving you the number for how much energy you get when you burn it in a lab.
100% false. The calorie count represents as best as possible the metabolic energy your body gets from the food. The chemical energy you'd get from burning it in a lab is actually higher. You should read a book some time before you just say shit on the internet.

>2k
Your image says it has less than two (2) calories

>>21598313
there's no point reasoning with these people, they convince themselves it cannot possibly be their fault they're fat and will attack even objective measurements

>>21597240 (OP)
if my 5'3 aunt can do it, anyone can do it

>>21598011
>I would probably go berserk on weed
now that's some serious misunderstanding

>>21598377
anon other countries than the US exist and have different standards for number usage

>>21598011
what do you imagine LSD does, exactly? becuase lmao

>>21597534
>>deeply linked with modern culture
So, its terrible? And don't use Sol for this nonsense! How blasphemous!

>>21598397
How is this argument about being fat? How calories work and what they mean don't apply to that.

>>21598443
Someone who thinks weed makes you berserk thinks LSD makes you a cannibal. Do you really want to know more from that retard?

>>21598454
i just want to laugh at abject ignorance

>>21598452
Because 99% of the time I see people whine about CICO it's in weight loss discussions with fatties coping and there's always some retard missing the point.

>>21597240 (OP)
>needs 12 beers to get drunk
fatty
>>21597248
>IPA
faggot
>>21597415
>alcohol has zero calories
retard
>>21598225
>the fruit won't contribute to any weight gain because uhhhhhhh it just won't, okay?
retard
>>21598260
>18 beers
unless you're really fucking fat this is life-threatening

>>21598260
I was the same way. 18 beers a day. Id only eat like once a day. Never got fat, but goddamn coming off a 6 month long bender felt fucking horrible

>>21598443
I was mostly taking the piss, but I have a psychological background of disassociation and I really don't want to roll the dice of having an out of body experience that walks me in front of a car or causes me to flip out due to a trauma response. The one time I ever got blackout drunk, people tell me I got way too angry to the point where it was threatening to be around me, and I don't want to pull a repeat to possibly get arrested or show up as a statistic to deny other people a shot. It's not "the LSD" I'm worried about so much as me personally having some weird interaction with it.

>>21598485
>blackout drunk
Yeah maybe don't do that, nobody handles that nicely.
Weed and LSD are like "3 beers with snacks and feeling good" level of intensity, but different from the alcohol buzz obviously.

>>21597534
Personally love it. But I know a guy that jumped off of a fifth floor deck on it just a few weeks back. He's dead. Not for everyone.

>>21598498
>Yeah maybe don't do that, nobody handles that nicely.
I figured, but I also figured it was a bad sign for me personally. It got me out of drinking the way I used to.
>Weed and LSD are like "3 beers with snacks and feeling good" level of intensity, but different from the alcohol buzz obviously.
At the time I was considering it, I had a weed fan in my social crowd that basically suggested that I shouldn't because it's not really for everyone and he figured it would make my nervousness worse, not better. I took his word for it, but that was a while back. I'd have to see a doctor. Not for the LSD, obviously.
I have had kratom, which was... OK? I don't know how similar they are. No real issues there.

>>21597534
As other anons have already said, this shit should not be touched by probably the majority of the population. A lot of people aren't ready for what they'll discover. Doing psychedelics when I was a kid was a ton of fun, but doing them now the experience gets heavier and heavier.

>>21598515
Kratom's a stimulant though.
LSD might be harder to just try but with weed you can take a single puff and see how it goes. It's such a small amount even if you react badly it can't do much.

>>21598527
>Kratom's a stimulant though
Kratom is a depressant, retard. It sucks compared to other opioids anyways so not worth to try.

>>21598501
Yea this guy(like 18 years old) jumped off a 7 or 8 story parking garage during prom night back in 2004. I didn't know him, from what I heard it was the first time drinking or doing any type of drug. He landed head first and his head went splat. I didn't see it cause I was going to different hotel rooms and partying. I've seen some wild shit over the years due to people taking acid.

>>21597240 (OP)
You're not going to get fat consuming less than two calories in one sitting. Calm down, OP.

>>21598438
We're speaking English retard, write properly.
>nooo other countries exist!
Every English speaking country writes numbers the same way. You're doing it wrong, not differently.

>>21597240 (OP)
If you calculate how long it takes until the alc is processed and you don't eat during that time (food is stored as fat until all alc is processed), you're not gaining weight. E.g. a bottle of wine is (for males of average weight) around 12-15 hrs.

>>21597240 (OP)
ever been to wisconsin?

>>21598459
t. ranny retard
I am telling you the truth and you are seething.
>durr you said there is a problem with CICO, UR FAT
I am saying the opposite and telling you that you'll get less weight gain than expected if you just count calories and assume the calories from alcohol are the same as calories from meat.
The process for breaking down different molecules is different. Alcohol on paper should have almost the same calories as fat, but in practice they don't. Half of those calories will turn into heat. You'd get a more accurate estimate if you assume 1 gram of alcohol is 4kcal, not 7
It also gets worse in that the metabolizing of alcohol inhibits the metabolizing of other food. This is why most alcoholics are underweight.
On paper it looks like they are consuming a shitload of calories and should be fat. It's not the CICO that is wrong, the retards in the lab are wrong and are giving you the wrong data.

yes you are bringing up a valid point counter point: drug addict Beat That

>>21599011
Ladies and gentlemen, presenting your typical ignorant American retard..bravo anon, bravo! Here, have a complimentary burger with a soda..it's on the house for you my brave American friend!

Real chads drink two or three 9% strong zeros tall boys. saves money and calories.

>Not drinking a bag of wine to get drunk and then sipping a beer or two over the evening.

I stopped getting drunk off beer once I took the wino pill.

>>21597248
STEERS AND QUEERS! WHICH ONE ARE YOU?!

>>21597240 (OP)
>google search summary
Dunno senpai it looks like one point eight hundred forty eight calories to me. :^)
>implying people drink 12 beers and not just a few

12 beers is TRASHED not just drunk lmao

Its true though, i never drink beer because its way too filling

>>21598438
Other countries also don't speak English and yet here you are using God's language. Use God's numerical notation as well or leave.

>>21600115
>12 beers is TRASHED not just drunk lmao
depends how big and/or fat you are

>>21599512
what

>>21597240 (OP)
so what's the best alternative to beer? i hate all other alcohol except spritzers

>>21597248
Based and true
>>21598151
>>21598134
BIEREN MACHT FREI

>>21599780
I'm English you fucking retard. Learn to speak properly you subhuman.

>>21600115
Maybe if you're a shemale or a proper woman

>>21600259
Shots of vodka if you can suck it up
Vodka mixed with zero calorie soda/powders if you can't
It's that simple.
>t. half decade alcoholic

>>21597240 (OP)
>cheap for consumable quantities
>reconsumable if kept properly
>no calories
>sends you to dreamland quickly
Take the abbopill, huff petrol for your buzz.

>>21598011
>If I used LSD I would probably eat someone, and nobody wants that.
Yeah, that's WAY too many calories.

is it normal to fall asleep unintentionally something like 90% of the time after having a few drinks rapidly

>>21600360
you have a very low alcohol tolerance. start very slow with low amounts and keep that pace throughout the night. also it helps to be doing things, namely going out to bars