Thread 21604918

why is Little Caesar’s so fucking good?

>>21604918 (OP)
why is this entire board nothing but circlejerking over fastfood goyslop?

>>21604919
Why are you so upset that people can be happy spending little money on prepared food?

it's not, it sucks fucking dick nigga, probably the worst pizza out of literally every brand

>>21604924
Have you actually had it or are you just parroting

>>21604930
yes i've had little caesars, name one fucking thing that's worse, maybe domino's, uhh maybe papa john's, that's literally it

>>21604919
>>21604924
Little Caesars is the masterpiece of pizza

>>21604918 (OP)
>no longer <7 dollars
>dried out from sitting in the heating cabinet
>over sweet sauce
It's not. I would fuck with their Detroit style but their basic offering? Trash. I'd rather eat Dominos, or frozen. It's cheaper and with better variety. Tell me you like baby food without saying as much.

>>21604918 (OP)
Great to see someone enjoy Customer Appreciation Day!

>>21604919
Americans worship fast food, billionaires, and BBC

>>21605001
>Americans worship fast food, billionaires, and BBC
That is apt

>>21604935
totinos

>>21604918 (OP)
It all depends man. Sometimes I'd get a really good one and sometimes it was just dry and unpleasant. Once I learned how to make my own, I never looked back at ordering pizzas ever again.

>>21605001
And you worship Americans apparently

>>21604919
I dunno man. 4chan has terrible fucking taste.

id pick 'tle 'sars over any pizza chain/mom n pop/hole in the wall any day anytime

>>21604918 (OP)
Have you tried the Crazy Puffs? They're fucking fantastic and surprisingly filling for only 4 bucks

>>21605054
Shame you were born without functioning taste buds. Must be a burden.

>>21604919
because for one guy, it's the mcchicken

>>21604918 (OP)
You don't have any bitches on your ear

>>21605054
based. You have good taste, friend

>>21604918 (OP)
Because for half the price of a mcslop meal I can get a while ass pizza. Sure its not like a primo ingredient pizza but its just as good as most frozen ones and its like $6.
You can be tired and hungry as fuck from work or whatever and pick one up on your way home. You can buy like 5 pizzas for less than $40 and have stuff to munch on while you get trashed with your bros on cheap beer and weed. Sure you will have heartburn and hot liquid shits the next day, but you prolly would anyway.

Hail Caesar!

I had a pepperoni Hot n' Ready the other day and it was like Mother Nature herself was speaking to me. I could hear Wolfgang's "Symphony no. 39" in the air around me.

>>21604918 (OP)
they get everything right.
the sauce,
the cheese,
The dough,
the toppings,
chef kiss perfection, and for the price it's a steal. if there's a bell curve image, little Caesar's is left and right, and any pizza chain in middle

>>21605276
Well said. They've also mastered the stuffed crust.

>>21604918 (OP)
>why is Little Caesar’s so fucking good?
because it's hot AND ready!

>>21604919
10 years ago people were refining their cooking skills and left to do better things, now we’re stuck with the guys who only order on doordash

picrel

>>21605001
Ok Ranjesh

ave, true to Caesar

It doesn't look like that. Like the pizza commercials.

>>21604924
>t. bitch in ya ear

>>21605742
Bro, respect yourself enough to not eat baby food. You shouldn't need a female to feel self worth. It's not your fault.

Dominos is only a little more money

>>21607138
>15 bucks for a smaller pizza that is not as tasty and more often than not, fucking burnt
boy, do i wish i was this retarded sometimes

I only go for little caesars for the italian cheesy bread. Pizza is a nice bonus. It has saved my life 3+ times by now.