Thread 21608383

You gotta clean out the filter every couple of months

Works on my machine

>>21608384
I thought the whole point of a dishwasher was that I *DIDN'T* have to clean stuff by hand.

>>21608383 (OP)
mine are cleaned spotless. do you have hard water? also you should be running the hot water before turning it on so it doesnt fill with normal water in the pipes

Works on my machine

>>21608412
The only way to truly do less is minimalism or resting on your laurels

>>21608426
haven't heard of butlers, have you?

>>21608383 (OP)
That should be a picture of my wife.

>>21608383 (OP)
Acktucally, you don't want to put the dishes in too clean. It's got a little sensor that detects all your dirty bits and doesn't clean as hard once they are gone. That's why I take a dumb in the tray.

>>21608426
How does resting on these make dishes clean?

>>21608383 (OP)
Works on my machine.

>>21608475
Because if you rest your food on leaves you can throw them away and don't need to do dishes. It is economical in all regards: cost, ecology, economy. That is why I mentioned it, specifically.

You need to pre-rinse or it won't work.

>>21608533
>>21608383 (OP)
>>21608412
sigh
sick of linking this video:
https://youtu.be/jHP942Livy0

>>21608383 (OP)
>>21608412
Just rinse off the big bits on the dish, you're not supposed to put dirty plates with whole bits of chicken and shit on it

>>21608539
stop spreading misinformation then

>>21608412
Just grow bananas in your back yard and go out & grab a leaf to use as a plate every day. You can use them a couple of times then just throw them out in your compost heap.
If you're eating something like a soup just use one of the empty coconut shells leftover from making coconut milk, if you didn't do that today then I'm sure a neighbor would be obliged to lend you one of theirs.

>>21608477
I dont have the machine called "wife" to do that

>>21608555
this is like complaining that you have to clean your toilet once a week.

>>21608573
No, it's like complaining that dumping a bucket of water in my toilet just gets shit all over the bathroom

>>21608576
>dumping a bucket of water in my toilet
erm. it will just flow away unless you blocked the pipes.
do you even know how a toilet works?

>>21608579
I do but clearly you don't. Interesting that somebody who shits on the beach or street would spread propaganda about dishwashers.

>>21608584
>YOU ARE THE STREETSHITTER SAAR
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQMcnCEO-Zg
you literally DO NOT KNOW how a toilet works. you’ve proven yourself to be the Indian here.

>>21608587
You don't even know English. That's okay I will educate you.

To dump does not mean to carefully pour. It means to upturn the container such that it's contents spill out immediately. If you do this with a bucket of water into a toilet bowl, it will simply splash all over the immediate area.

Now that you know how to use the English language, please explain to me how it applies as a metaphor to your argument as proof that you have an IQ over 70

>>21608596
You literally took the time to watch the video, which is evidenced by the time you took to reply. You’ve then tried to modify the meaning of language to support your argument.
Sources:
https://www.benjaminfranklinplumbing.com/expert-tips/toilets/how-to-flush-the-toilet-when-the-water-is-off/
>All you have to do is manually dump a bucket of water into the bowl, and you've got your flush
https://dallasplumbing.com/using-a-bucket-of-water-to-help-flush-a-toilet/
>The water should be dumped into the bowl.
>https://www.rotorooter.com/frequently-asked-questions/toilet/can-i-collect-water-in-a-bucket-to-flush-the-toilet/
>Dump the water into the bowl with one pour. Pouring slowly will only fill the bowl, so pour with as much force as possible to create a strong flush.
https://www.rotorooter.com/frequently-asked-questions/toilet/can-i-collect-water-in-a-bucket-to-flush-the-toilet/
>Dump the gallon of water into the toilet's bowl in one thrust.
https://www.weekand.com/home-garden/article/flush-toilet-using-bucket-water-18046852.php

>>21608606
>>21608596
two of the same link by accident, oh well, here’s a bonus:
>It's a relatively open secret that dumping a large quantity of water in the toilet will trigger an automatic flush.
https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/643935/why-you-can-flush-toilet-pouring-water-right-bowl

>>21608606
I took time to reply because I am posting in other threads, also I smoked a cigarette outside. Regarding your post, it's not an argument because we are not arguing about the mechanics of toilets. We are arguing about dishwashers. I only brought up toilets as a metaphor for your shitty position mentioned here >>21608573

These links you have posted are all terrible advice. I bet you don't even close the toilet lid before you flush. These are tips on how to spread shit particles all over the place. Absolutely disgusting; go back to pakistan.

>>21608620
Ahh yes, the infamous Pakistani plumbing companies “Benjamin Franklin Plumbing” and “Dallas Plumbing”.
You are doing everything you can to justify being a disgusting individual who doesn’t clean their appliances. You live in squalor and shit, and your defiance prove it. Buy a toilet and figure out how it works, then read the dishwasher manual and figure out how that works too.

>>21608629
Great! Back to the argument.

I know that my dishwasher manual lies. Leaving caked on foot bits does not help it to clean. I have to remove those by hand. It doesn't matter how well I arrange the dishes in it. As such, I only trust it for a sanitizing cycle, which uses pressure and heat at the end. Most of my dishes I wash by hand; they never go in the dishwasher.

I clean my toilet twice each week, sometimes thrice. I don't do it by dumping a bucket of water in it. I do it with a bleach solution, a microfiber cloth, and nitrile gloves. Barkeeper's friend once per month. Also you are gay and you have aids.

>>21608640
In the time you’ve been arguing, you could have watched the Technology Connections video and this needn’t have taken place.

>>21608642
I watched that video when he uploaded it. If you'd actually read my comment, you'd know that I have already tried that advice and found that it did not deliver the promised results.

Do you know that you should close your toilet with its lid each time you flush it? Assuming you have a toilet and it has one.

>>21608383 (OP)
>t. doesn't rinse large particles first

>>21608645
>you'd know that I have already tried that advice and found that it did not deliver the promised results.
you’re still doing something wrong or your dishwasher is faulty. simple explanation.
Also, I don’t think someone who didn’t even know how a toilet worked, and tried to modify the meaning of “dumping water into a bowl” should be commenting on toilet possession. Might be best to let that one lie.

>>21608651
I exercise more sanitation practices in my home than do most. I actually empty my toilet of water before its twice-weekly cleaning because I don't want any toilet water getting under my gloves.

If you dump water from a bucket into any shallow container, it's going to spill out. That's just how it is. I did know that you can force a toilet flush with that, but you still shouldn't do it. If your water's out, you're better off burying your shit in a hole in your yard.

It's for the same reason your toilet has a lid. When you dump water into a shallow container, some of it spills out, and some of it disperses as aerosol.

I accept your concession

>>21608677
why is blud replying to no one :skull:

It's called being sigma from birth (superior)

>>21608702
blud had smegma from birth :skull:, wash yo dick cuh

>>21608705
Unlike my toilet, I get others to clean my penis. Your mother makes it easy by guzzling my smegma on demand.

>>21608645
>Do you know that you should close your toilet with its lid each time you flush it?
if you want a weak immune system. let the filth in

>>21608383 (OP)
>dishes
that's your mistake. forget to scan a pack of these once a month, problem solved

>>21608712
You can just eat your own shit. There's no need to homeopathically administer shit particles to your system with your toothbrush. You can bury your face in cow shit or whatever's shit. Good luck1

Just use the hottest setting.
Seriously, fuck all these ads and propaganda trying to get me to wash my shit with lukewarm water. Hot water simply works, put it on fucking hot and it's clean.
Obviously also don't overstack

>>21608722
The hottest setting on my machine will take 5 hours and do nothing

Do they have washing machines that make you sign in with a QR code to some bullshit app and have to be always-online and then fail during software updates?

It seems very on-brand with the future of current year.

>>21608715
>You can just eat your own shit. There's no need to homeopathically administer shit particles to your system with your toothbrush. You can bury your face in cow shit or whatever's shit. Good luck1
i was just being a smart ass, but evidently it's a thing. hope they make a new plague

>>21608748
>Canadian study
From Brampton?

>>21608748
You can't use instruments effectively if you don't train with them.

>>21608412
I was always taught that a dishwasher is more of a sanitizer than actual washer. I still believe that. I've seen the dishes of people who use it for actual cleaning.

>>21608766
How can people fuck up getting something clean with a dishwasher unless they're caked in dried in food that clogs their filter

>>21608772
they think they can just fill it up and run it once every 7 days.
dishwashers are for families to use every 1-2 days, unless it’s a smaller tabletop one. Even then you can’t just leave caked-on pasta and cheese for a week.

>>21608383 (OP)
Only incredibly high flow households or businesses need to run a dish washer. I'm talking at least 3 home cooked meals a day involving serving up at least 6-8 plates minimum. Otherwise, you are just being lazy and wasting so much fucking time loads and unloading instead of just wanding and leaving them to dry.

>>21608827
> 6-8 plates minimum.
eh, mixing bowls and the such take up a lot a room. add a couple kids into the mix and it's a daily occurrence.

>electric dishwasher takes over an hour
>bio dishwasher does it in 20 minutes
hmm

>>21608827
my mum does the dishes 2-3 times a day, i often wonder if a dishwasher would be more efficient. but theyll never buy one because they wouldnt want to begin to think about the hassle of getting it installed.

>>21608863
>dishwasher uses less water
>you can do other things in that time rather than staring at dirty dishes
now what?

>>21608383 (OP)
clean the trap
stop using tablets/pouches, use gel or powder instead
fill both spaces for detergent
get one of those dishwaster cleaner bottles and do a run with it inside at maximum heat
call a plumber to check for blockage

in that order

>>21608412
I don't blame you. If you're over the age of 13 and still watch cartoons, you are mentally retarded

>>21608412
>don't do basic maintenance
>WTF Y NO WORK
you are one stupid motherfucker

I see it more as a dish degreaser. Just rinse off the solid food and load it up as soon as you're done eating. Wah lah, squeaky clean every time.

>>21608869
Maybe it could be. If they have enough dishes on hand to go through all their meals and just run it at the end of dinner. I dislike the dishwasher because for really annoying dishes you have to pre-rinse anyways and thats basically half of the hand washing right there. Plus you have to load everything in a pattern. Wait and hour or two then wait another couple of hours for them to dry. Then it is putting them away from a bent over position. I much prefer expediently washing dishes after use so there is never stuck on food, I don't have to bend, and I have the satisfaction of knowing all my dishes are clean and ready for use again. A few hours in the drying rack and they can go away with the cabinets right next to the sink. If it is just the two of them. The dishwasher is just adding tasks that older people especially would find more difficult. then taking 3-7 minutes to hand wash.

Lot of cope in this thread.

>>21608827
>washing dishes takes longer than putting them in a dishwasher
b8 post for sure. or a manchild who has never had to do his own dishes.

>>21609196
>pre-rinse
>put dishes into washer in pattern or else water doesn't hit everything
>wait 2 hours for cycle
>wait another 2 hours to dry
>have to take them all out and put them away
>all this while bent over
Yeah no. I'm not baiting or a dipshit unlike one of us in this reply chain. I simply am not a lazy sack of shit and can clean as I go throughout my day instead of piling everything until the end. That is the other thing. If you're cooking your meals. Not microwaving dino nuggies like you. I can clean dishes as I am finished with them. Idle time I would be standing in front of the stove anyways. Dishwashers are simply time sinks disguising as convenience.

>>21609218
> I'm not baiting
yeah you are. Didn't read the rest

>>21608924
>get one of those dishwaster cleaner bottles
a what?

>>21609236
Jet-Dry or similar water treatments

Dishwasher cycles take hours?
Talk about useless, those hotel dishwashers clean and sanitize the plates in seconds.

>>21609236
I don't know if there's another term for them. They are a one-time use bottle of heavy-duty cleaner with a wax plug that you put upside down in a dishwasher and run with no dishes to clean out the insides.

>>21609243
The hotel dishwashers are also more expensive to run. That's not so important for the hotel; getting the crockery back into use is more important.

>>21608827
I will start the dishwasher, and it will run for 2 hours for 1 plate and 1 mug, and there's nothing you can do about it.

>>21609218
>>pre-rinse
>>put dishes into washer in pattern or else water doesn't hit everything
don't get the cheapest shittiest poorest dishwasher nextime brokeboy

>>21609633
>destroying a fag cake
Only buying Miele now

>>21609635
>now
wtf anon what were you doing before?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_companies_involved_in_the_Holocaust?useskin=vector
>Produced aerial torpedoes, mines, grenades for the German war effort, and employed forced labourers. It is estimated that by 1944, 95% of the company's revenue was derived from producing and selling armaments.
all my stuff is Miele as they say ein mal Miele immer Miele

>>21608383 (OP)
>My salmon steamer doesn't clean dishes
Uh anon...

>>21608714
>NOOOOO MUH INVOROMENT
I can already hear the Indians seethe

>>21608560
Not everyone lives in the Caribbean bomboclaat.

Speaking of dishwashers. We had to replace ours because it stopped washing dishes properly. It was allegedly cleaned everywhere but it still wouldn't wash completely.
Any ideas what could be the cause?

>>21609657
>Indians
>environmentalism
Have you seen their holy river?

(((Dishwashers))) are a scam, a waste of money and electricity and time. Just wash them yourself.

>>21608384
If you rinse your dishes of large chunks of food and shit, you don't have to clean the filter ever