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Anonymous No.21609755 [Report] >>21609759 >>21609762 >>21609768 >>21609771 >>21609778 >>21609789 >>21609801 >>21610283
Chat, I ate this for lunch, am I good?
Anonymous No.21609759 [Report] >>21609763
>>21609755 (OP)
you should make a wellington
Anonymous No.21609762 [Report]
>>21609755 (OP)
Next time boof it
Anonymous No.21609763 [Report] >>21609774 >>21609804 >>21609820 >>21609868
>>21609759
Is this enough for a wellington?
Anonymous No.21609768 [Report]
>>21609755 (OP)
>trusting "chat" for fucking anything

lol
Anonymous No.21609771 [Report]
>>21609755 (OP)
yeah bro, lick your finger right now too. Is super tasty
Anonymous No.21609773 [Report]
op out here eats all the dick shaped foods
Anonymous No.21609774 [Report] >>21609777
>>21609763
That's enough to send you to the moon, sir. Those look like psylocibe cubensis
Anonymous No.21609777 [Report] >>21609781 >>21609804 >>21610202
>>21609774
stfu retarded idiot
The shroom Op have in hand is the most deadly in the world even a little piece would kill you 100 times over.
He should wash his hand with bleach in this instant and if he placed it with other shroom he should trow all away
Anonymous No.21609778 [Report]
>>21609755 (OP)
Find the puff penis full of dust spores.
Anonymous No.21609781 [Report] >>21609783
>>21609777
If that is an amanita he's holding with bare hands he's in trouble even if he washes them well.
Anonymous No.21609783 [Report] >>21609786
>>21609781
It is
Anonymous No.21609786 [Report] >>21609795
>>21609783
Amanita phalloides, to be precise
Anonymous No.21609789 [Report]
>>21609755 (OP)
Op is dead or need a kidney liver transplant
GG
Anonymous No.21609792 [Report]
All mushrooms are edible - some only once.
Anonymous No.21609795 [Report]
>>21609786
My grandfather who was a very active mushroom forager did something similar when I was a kid and almost died. He thought he washed his hands plenty well enough. So I recommend thoroughness.

Just advice from one mushroom hunter to another
Anonymous No.21609801 [Report]
>>21609755 (OP)
>Am I good?
Bit of a philosophical question there
Anonymous No.21609804 [Report] >>21609821 >>21609842
>>21609777
and the follow-up pic >>21609763 is also deadly

btw can we call just acknowledge this is literally every single mushroom thread on /ck/
Anonymous No.21609820 [Report] >>21609888
>>21609763
People always say that European forests are relatively safe but what happens if I trip up with my mouth wide open and land in a big patch of these killers? It would be curtains for little old me.
Anonymous No.21609821 [Report] >>21609823
>>21609804
>this is literally every single mushroom thread on /ck/
/an/ too
Anonymous No.21609823 [Report]
>>21609821
indeed.
https://youtu.be/o5EVC3rgJ-o?si=v38rwxNW4MPAVRKC
Anonymous No.21609842 [Report] >>21609845 >>21609892
>>21609804
I used to post mushrooms I forage quite a bit, but on this board about cooking and food most people don't care.

These are elm oysters, possibly my favorite mushroom.
Anonymous No.21609845 [Report] >>21609847 >>21609999
>>21609842
Chicken of the woods, a truly amazing mushroom.
Anonymous No.21609847 [Report] >>21609850
>>21609845
Shaggy mane ink caps. Pretty good if you get them early.
Anonymous No.21609850 [Report] >>21609852 >>21609953
>>21609847
Puffballs. Honestly barely worth the effort of collecting and cooking.
Anonymous No.21609852 [Report]
>>21609850
This stinkhorn isn't edible but does have the wonderful name of phallus ribicundus.
Anonymous No.21609868 [Report]
>>21609763
The velum, look for the velum!
Anonymous No.21609888 [Report]
>>21609820
Do you often "trip up" and end up with phallic objects in your mouth?
Anonymous No.21609892 [Report] >>21609913
>>21609842
>elm oysters
What makes them so good?
Anonymous No.21609913 [Report]
>>21609892
They have a very nice flavor, similar to that of other oyster mushrooms. They're also big and meaty, in good years with lots of rain can be very abundant and sometimes as big as a dinner plate in size.
Anonymous No.21609916 [Report] >>21609928
usually in new england the puffballs appear first couple weeks of september, but things seem to be delayed due to the weather this year. found this one and it looked awesome but was all yellowed out on the side so i tossed it
you have like one week max to pick these things
i picked one that looked way worse from the outside and it was ivory white inside so i figured this one, which looked perfect on the outside, would be good but it wasn't. tossed it. i was like a day short i guess fuck
Anonymous No.21609928 [Report] >>21609953
>>21609916
yellowed in the center* not the side
i don't know if this really matters but my mother used to tell me not to eat them if there is any yellow in the center
and this makes sense because that yellow discoloring is a sign of moisture/rot or something and even on a grill it these sometimes have the texture of cottage cheese anyway
Anonymous No.21609930 [Report] >>21610141 >>21610154
i'd love to go foraging for mushrooms one day because i love wandering around in the forest but its pretty scary. pic related is edible and is near identical to a death cap
however it grows in asia though
Anonymous No.21609945 [Report]
Anonymous No.21609953 [Report] >>21609959
>>21609928
Not him but she's right. It's less of a pain with the big ones, but the small ones like this >>21609850 it means cutting every one in half to check because if it's started ripening it will fuck you up.

Also, they just taste like mushy dirt to me.
Anonymous No.21609959 [Report] >>21610337
>>21609953
yup
i cut a small one open that looked waaay worse on the outside and it was pure ivory white perfect
so i assumed the one that looked better on the outside (the one in the pic) and it was yellow in the center
Anonymous No.21609999 [Report] >>21610348
>>21609845
I found a massive patch of the chicken a couple weeks ago on a felled elm? Couldn't believe how much was on the fucker. I hardly ever pick shrooms I just like finding and identifying them
Anonymous No.21610141 [Report]
>>21609930

>No BMW key
Anonymous No.21610154 [Report]
>>21609930
A lot of the parks in the bay area have signs up in Chinese/ Thai/ whatever basically saying "if you eat the mushrooms you think you recognize you're going to fucking die"
Anonymous No.21610202 [Report]
>>21609777
That's not how mushrooms work, stop freaking out.
Mushrooms don't "leach out" toxins on your hands or cross contaminate eachother (unless they VISIBLY exude a latex, like the Lactarius genus). Most edible mushrooms' mycelium is intertwined with deadly ones. Boletes grow in the same places as amanitas and even amanitas phalloides. They sometimes grow very close to eachother, it doesn't make them toxic by proximity. You can perfectly handle an amanita phalloides and even smell it (yes, you can smell all mushrooms, the all have a smell - mature death caps smell like withered roses).
In fact you can also take a bite to taste them, the only condition is to never ever swallow. Spit it out, rinse your mouth. Mushrooms are only dangerous when eaten and digested. Though I wouldn't recommend doing that.

>the most deadly in the world
By number of yearly deaths, other mushrooms contain amanitins and can cause irreversible organ damage, some contain other toxins and are just as deadly, or more.

Galerina marginata contains six times more amatoxins by weight than the death cap, Lepiota brunneoincarnata contains them too, Amanita virosa (called destroying angel because it's entirely white) which also contains phallotoxins on top of amatoxins.
There's some shroom in Asia that only needs a couple of grams to kill.
Anonymous No.21610283 [Report] >>21610398 >>21610620
>>21609755 (OP)
Why do foragers always have sausage fingers? Same with this guy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYEI4-4oths
Anonymous No.21610337 [Report] >>21610376
>>21609959
Yeah this is what you should look for. Any yellow and don't risk it.
Anonymous No.21610348 [Report] >>21610353 >>21610485
>>21609999
Sometimes when you find a patch it's massive. I've seen ones where there are easily 15 - 20 pounds in one bloom. Crazy stuff.
Anonymous No.21610353 [Report] >>21610361
>>21610348
Forgot pic of course. More incoming.
Anonymous No.21610361 [Report] >>21610373
>>21610353
A smattering of things, mostly elm oysters. Some of these were huge.
Anonymous No.21610373 [Report] >>21610392
>>21610361
One of the great things about elm oysters is that if you live somewhere they grow, they are super easy to spot and even for novice hunters are almost impossible to misidentify. They grow out of knots on living Manitoba maple / box elder trees. The trees are very weedy so they grow all over the place and if it's been a summer and fall with good rain, virtually any box elder of a decent size will have at least one.

Fun story, one time scrambling back in the brush looking for them I found a dead body!
Anonymous No.21610376 [Report]
>>21610337
yeah
Anonymous No.21610392 [Report] >>21610394
>>21610373
This dude was delicious
Anonymous No.21610394 [Report]
>>21610392
Lion's mane is super good for you but I don't care for it otherwise
Anonymous No.21610398 [Report]
>>21610283
Not all...

That's all for now. If anyone cares I'll flood more pics later.
Anonymous No.21610485 [Report]
>>21610348
I'd guess it was at least 10 lbs worth. Pretty cool to see. A park near me also has a time of year where there are coral mushrooms EVERYWHERE and that's also pretty fun to walk around and see. Lots of Indian pipe weed in that park too
Anonymous No.21610620 [Report]
>>21610283
I have big muscles in my fingers, what about you?