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>sour kraut
>kombucha
>natto
Why are fermented foods so consistently the most absolutely fucking repulsive foods on the planet? Why do people keep making them?
Anonymous No.21633745 [Report] >>21633746
>>21633740 (OP)
>Why do people keep making them?
so others can drop epic deuces, and some people enjoy the taste...duh...
>>>/trash/
Anonymous No.21633746 [Report] >>21633753 >>21634191 >>21634958 >>21638692 >>21641169 >>21641931 >>21648971
>>21633745
my friend's dad made sourkraut one time and the entire house literally smelled like a sewer. like hot raw doody shit everywhere, it smelled like fecal matter. sourkraut made the entire area smell like a port-a-potty
Anonymous No.21633753 [Report] >>21633768 >>21634086
>>21633746
Fermented products can be really fucking good, but when you fuck them up they are truly awful and can just kill you. I home-make a lot of stuff but the closest I get to fermenting things at home is culturing dairy products over a few days.
Anonymous No.21633763 [Report] >>21633768 >>21633775 >>21633943 >>21641931 >>21644583 >>21644684
>>21633740 (OP)
> Why are fermented foods so consistently the most absolutely fucking repulsive foods on the planet?
Because they are the real identity foods for a culture since they are the ones that requires repetitive exposure to appreciate them

It's the same for you actually. Generally speaking, if an asian tries for the first time green olives, blue cheese or other fermented food of another country's tradition, they'll find them repulsive. Just like you find repulsive natto or the fermented shark they eat in iceland

The funny thing is that, after a certain times of exposure to said foods, you'll not only find those "just" palatable, but actually they are the one for which you'll find them particularly tasting

The same applies for alcoholic beverages for quite the same reasons, since they generally are fermented. If a child tries beer, wine or wishkey they'll find them horrible, but once grown up they'll be able to appreciate them
Anonymous No.21633766 [Report] >>21633781 >>21638695 >>21642205
taste is fine but good lord the texture of natto is horrid
Anonymous No.21633768 [Report] >>21633770 >>21633780 >>21639291 >>21641122 >>21641937 >>21644684
>>21633753
>>21633763
How about you just stop eating categorically rotten food?
>green olives
>blue cheese
>alcoholic beverages
Also nasty.
Anonymous No.21633770 [Report]
>>21633768
All great. Cheese, yogurt, cultured butter, also all "categorically rotten" but I'd call you even more of a tasteless fag if you hated them as well and yes they count. Some fermented food is nasty but there is good stuff too so shut the fuck up.
Anonymous No.21633771 [Report] >>21634113 >>21644684 >>21646321 >>21649109
Daily reminder that claims of something being an "acquired taste" or "for a mature palette" are code for peer pressure and Stockholm syndrome.
Anonymous No.21633773 [Report] >>21644684
>>21633740 (OP)
For cooking I like fermented ingredients like doubanjiang, miso and gochujang tbqh
Anonymous No.21633775 [Report] >>21633777 >>21633780
>>21633763
(cont)
The reason you find them repulsive is because your ape brain adapted ourself to despise acidic and bitter food because in nature the former typically signals spoiled food and the latter a poisonous. So your first reaction is to spit them out of your mouth in order to not get sick or die.
But again, after continuous exposure and not getting sick you'll start recognize those food as "safe to eat" and you learn to appreciate them

If you think about it, fermented foods are actually foods that have strong flavor, everything else is pretty bland compared to them
Anonymous No.21633777 [Report] >>21633807
>>21633775
Fermented food is literally spoiled food.
Anonymous No.21633780 [Report] >>21633817
>>21633768
>>21633775
>rotten
They are not rotten, they are fermented
And your guts actually benefit from them, food hyper-hygienism it's a modern societal perversion

Technically speaking, bread is also fermented.
Anonymous No.21633781 [Report] >>21633998
>>21633766
eh I've eaten cum natto is fine
Anonymous No.21633807 [Report] >>21633817 >>21633876 >>21642221
>>21633777
Long answer

It’s literally the opposite. Fermentation was developed across all cultures in the world precisely to prevent food from spoiling in the absence of reliable refrigeration.

The controlled proliferation of certain bacterial species serves not only to lower the pH of the food or solution thus preventing the growth of spoilage-causing bacteria,but also provides microbiological protection: the saturation of bacteria helps colonize the biological niche, so that when harmful bacteria inevitably come into contact with the food, they cannot proliferate. This had the added benefit of sanitizing food at a time when people had no knowledge of germ theory: individuals handling fermented food with dirty hands something that would have led sterile food to rot didn’t cause spoilage, thanks to fermentation.

The same thing happens in your gut: if your intestine is already colonized by these same bacteria (and in general teeming with microbes), then when you inevitably ingest some Salmonella or other pathogenic bacteria, they can't thrive because the biological niche is already occupied. As a result, you don’t get sick. On the other hand, in an intestine with few bacteria, the pathogens could gain the upper hand
Anonymous No.21633817 [Report] >>21633876
>>21633780
>>21633807
Fortuitously and unknowingly, we can now also see that the fermentation process, which was originally aimed at preserving food, actually did much more.

In fact, during fermentation, multiple processes take place some are shared across different foods, while others are specific to the particular food being fermented.
For example, in whole grains, a spontaneous fermentation that involves soaking them in just water for an extended period activates the phytases present in the grain kernel. Once activated, these enzymes break down phytic acid, which is responsible for chelating the minerals found in the bran and the outer layers of the grain.
In general, fermentation also leads to an increase in both the quantity and quality of proteins, thanks to the biomass of fermentative bacteria. In some cases, there is even an increase or preservation of vitamins such as vitamin C in sauerkraut which degrades much more slowly than in fruit (taking only a few weeks instead of many months). This is what allowed sailors to avoid dying from scurvy because they weren't able to preserve fresh fruits

A prime example is soy: in fact, it was rarely consumed as it is, but has almost always been eaten after undergoing fermentation processes (primarily bacterial). Only recently, within the last 100 years, have people started consuming unfermented soy, such as soy milk.

In the case of natto, fermentation works remarkably well: it improves the digestibility of proteins through protease activity, leads to the development of nattokinase, a powerful fibrinolytic enzyme, and results in the formation of a remarkable amount of vitamin K2, specifically in the MK-7 form, which is essential for osteogenesis and is practically absent in fresh food.
Vitamin K2 is produced by converting K1, which is found in fresh foods, but the conversion process is inefficient.
Anonymous No.21633876 [Report] >>21633896
>>21633807
>>21633817
tl;dr mud huts in africa tier civilizations used a controlled process to make their food rotten first so it was slightly more edible than more rotten food
thankfully refrigeration exists in the 21st century so we no longer have to suffer such obsolete methods of food preservation
Anonymous No.21633896 [Report] >>21633917
>>21633876
Refrigerators are a symbol of your enslavement to modern society.
All traditional preservation techniques, aside from representing cultural identity (as mentioned in previous posts), also help you maintain your health.

The refrigerator was born out of the need to preserve foods that no longer have a beneficial bacterial load, bacteria that would otherwise help sanitize the food and extend its shelf life.

The food industry and large-scale distribution, on the other hand, since they want to produce massive batches of food and don’t give a damn about your health, began to systematically apply pasteurization and sterilization processes (instead of applying it when really needed). This allowed them to use low-quality raw ingredients and worry less about the production process.

Moreover, since they truly don’t care about your well-being, they pay no attention to the long-term effects of food sterilization. A batch contaminated with listeria, salmonella, or botulinum (the latter becoming more of a risk with modern sterilization techniques) can be traced back to the producer. But a colostomy or a tumor developed 40 years later? That can’t be directly linked to them.

TL;DR: You’re basically the industry's little whore, and they’re more than happy to sell you garbage.
Anonymous No.21633900 [Report]
>>21633740 (OP)
Americans manage to prove they are cultureless in more ways than one
Anonymous No.21633917 [Report] >>21633920 >>21633928 >>21636665
>>21633896
didn't read
stop eating nasty acidic spoiled food retard
you aren't a peasant in the middle ages trying to make it through the winter anymore
Anonymous No.21633920 [Report] >>21633929 >>21633954
>>21633917
> TL;DR: You’re basically the industry's little whore, and they’re more than happy to sell you garbage.
Anonymous No.21633928 [Report]
>>21633917
He gave you several reasons why you're a fucking retard so I don't blame you for not wanting to subject yourself to it.
Anonymous No.21633929 [Report] >>21633945
>>21633920
colloquially recognized fermented foods are icky and have gross smells, textures, and tastes to the majority of people
normal people only put up with it out of necessity and once better preservation techniques emerged they abandoned your nasty rotten food as fast as they could
you lost, they were never on your side
Anonymous No.21633943 [Report] >>21633964
>>21633763
I liked natto the first time I tried it. It's really good with raw tuna belly and raw egg yolk.
Anonymous No.21633945 [Report]
>>21633929
>colloquially recognized fermented foods are icky and have gross smells
that's because
> TL;DR: You’re basically the industry's little whore, and they’re more than happy to sell you garbage.,tasteless food that it's just a combination of the same 4 class of ingredients (refined starches, sugar, salt, vegetable fats + artificial aromas), the ones produced by big-sterilization industry

> normal people only put up with it out of necessity and once better preservation techniques emerged they abandoned your nasty rotten food as fast as they could
And they develop allergies like we see the rise nowadays. Also the consume of hyper-hygienic food is correlated to autoimmune diseases

Keep sucking the industry cock. TRUST LE SCIENCE!1!!1
Anonymous No.21633954 [Report] >>21633966
>>21633920
This. You btfo the rotten little fermentlet. He's even falsely generalizing things to make his retarded view on fermented food seem true now. Kek
Anonymous No.21633957 [Report] >>21633958 >>21633959
>>21633740 (OP)
Sauerkraut is good on reubens and kielbasa in controlled amounts though
Anonymous No.21633958 [Report] >>21633970
>>21633957
>though
ESL post
Anonymous No.21633959 [Report] >>21633970
>>21633957
I like eating an enormous amount of kraut with boiled potatoes and sauced up pork cutlets.
Anonymous No.21633964 [Report] >>21642226
>>21633943
It can happen, especially if have already being exposed to other fermented food.
The "problem" is that natto, unlike western fermentation is an alkaline fermentation, therefore it develop an ammonia taste you might not enjoy if you are not used to other alkaline fermentation

As with the vast majority of fermented foods produced by large-scale distributors, not only is the product pasteurized, but the fermentation is also often stopped prematurely to avoid overly pronounced flavors.

To find out if you actually like it, you should try making it yourself or alternatively turn to small-scale producers preferably local ones if you are lucky to live nearby one
Anonymous No.21633966 [Report] >>21633976
>>21633954
kill yourself retard
Anonymous No.21633970 [Report] >>21634068
>>21633958
I'm right yobeit
>>21633959
I think that sounds pretty bad and just a little kraut is all I want to eat and only with the foods I listed or something like ham and pork would be fine probably but only a bit on the side
Anonymous No.21633976 [Report] >>21633992
>>21633966
> t. bacterialet
Anonymous No.21633992 [Report] >>21633997
>>21633976
i have a bacterial load for you right here fag
Anonymous No.21633997 [Report]
>>21633992
You might want to check that with an andrologist
Anonymous No.21633998 [Report] >>21634001
>>21633781
They are not even remotely the same
Anonymous No.21634001 [Report]
>>21633998
I'll trust your expertise.
Anonymous No.21634068 [Report] >>21634075 >>21634099
>>21633970
Absolute and complete krautlet. You should be embarrassed you rambling retard. The acidity and crunch of good kraut is the perfect accompaniment to a fatty pork chop you cooklet fuck. The saltiness and flavor of kraut works perfectly with potatoes as well. You are just too stupid to recognize the true power of such a combination.

>A little bit of kraut is all I want!
You're a little bit of a bitch, cunt.
Anonymous No.21634075 [Report] >>21634079
>>21634068
No, just a little as a garnish for meat or maaaaybe a bit on the side of a sloppa meal is the way to go, eating a lot of sauerkraut isn't the right move
Anonymous No.21634079 [Report] >>21634099 >>21634953
>>21634075
You are one stupid little bitch and I know you have never had proper homemade kraut.
Anonymous No.21634086 [Report] >>21634096 >>21634101 >>21648971
>>21633753
>but when you fuck them up they are truly awful and can just kill you
that literally doesn't happen unless you ferment raw meat
Anonymous No.21634093 [Report] >>21634099 >>21639194
>send it back waiter! This is simply too much kraut and I cannot handle it! Yes I am the biggest bitch in town! Wah wah wah.
Anonymous No.21634096 [Report]
>>21634086
No, eating food that has been sitting in bad conditions for a long time could fuck your shit up.
Anonymous No.21634099 [Report] >>21634105 >>21641931
>>21634068
>>21634079
>>21634093
it smells like literal shit
take your nasty fecaloid-fetish foods and cram it you retarded german
Anonymous No.21634101 [Report] >>21639194 >>21648971
This is the correct meat to potato to kraut ratio. If you disagree then you are a certified krautlet and probably a homosexual.

>>21634086
Shit can get moldy, or if you're extremely retarded and dont add any or way too little salt you could get btfo pretty bad. Usually the absolute stank of rot will stop you from eating your fuckup.
Anonymous No.21634105 [Report] >>21639194
>>21634099
>This faggot admits to only ever having literal shitty kraut.

LAUGHING MY FUCKING ASS OFF. I WAS RIGHT AND THE KRAUTLET ADMITTED TO IT! LAUGHING OUT LOUD. HE IS RETARDED!
Anonymous No.21634113 [Report] >>21634116 >>21638815
>>21633771
Nah, tastes change. Beer is a good example for fermented stuff. Even into my 20's I'd drink other alcohol but never liked the taste of beer. Then one day, after hours of yard work in the summer sun, I suddenly craved it. I went to the store all filthy, grabbed a cold 30 pack of some bottom end domestic lager, and sat there in my garage chugging. I've not had a beer since that I've not enjoyed.
Anonymous No.21634116 [Report] >>21634168
>>21634113
alcohol is literal poison and tastes like bitter shit. you are a degenerate who got groomed into convincing yourself you like it
Anonymous No.21634168 [Report]
>>21634116
>muh poison
Grow up
Anonymous No.21634191 [Report]
>>21633746
he had to fuck up big time
Anonymous No.21634199 [Report] >>21634209
>>21633740 (OP)
Is there a bigger babymouth filter than fermented foods?
Anonymous No.21634209 [Report] >>21634223
>>21634199
don't let my foods touch
don't eat fermented foods
sterilize all foods i eat
simple as
Anonymous No.21634223 [Report] >>21634241
>>21634209
A guy like that wouldn't be a picky eater
Anonymous No.21634241 [Report] >>21634247
>>21634223
don't care, picky eaters are the master race
Anonymous No.21634247 [Report] >>21634251 >>21634278
>>21634241
>delusional picky eater

Everyone secretly hates you.
Anonymous No.21634251 [Report] >>21634305 >>21634313
>>21634247
you lost
Anonymous No.21634278 [Report]
>>21634247
its not even a secret bro. Everyone hates picky eaters explicitly. He is a child who never grew up
Anonymous No.21634289 [Report]
>>21633740 (OP)
to know who is man and who is boy
Anonymous No.21634305 [Report]
>>21634251
says the guy filtered by wet cabbage
Anonymous No.21634313 [Report]
>>21634251
>delusional picky eater acts more delusional than usual.

Kek
Anonymous No.21634953 [Report] >>21636560
>>21634079
No, not at all. Eating a lot of sauerkraut is gross, I just want a little on a sandwich or with kielbasa, you're going overboard, your way of life is gastronomically immoral.
Anonymous No.21634958 [Report]
>>21633746
i did the same thing.
no clue how i fucked up so bad, i followed the recipe to a T
Anonymous No.21634959 [Report]
>>21633740 (OP)
sour krat is good on brats
never heard of the other 2
op pic looks disgusting
Anonymous No.21635627 [Report] >>21636474 >>21636620 >>21639312
>>21633740 (OP)
Kombucha just tastes like vinegar, but kraut and natto are based and I fement both at home. I also am on month seven of my first batch of miso, I bought a cedar miso tub from Japan at a reasonable price hand made by some ancient craftsman. I heard the first batch out of a cedar tub can taste cedar-y and other people have said that's nonsense. It took a while to really get going, couple months, but now it looks and smells exactly like miso with a light hint of cedar aroma too. If nothing else it will be good for coating fish and things on the BBQ, but the koji is still a bit firm so I didn't taste it yet. That aroma might just dissipate.

The tub isn't super large, 12"x18" or so, but it'll easily be 20 pounds of miso.
Anonymous No.21636474 [Report]
>>21635627
nice blog fag
Anonymous No.21636533 [Report] >>21636551
What would happen if someone ate a can of saurkraut?
Anonymous No.21636551 [Report]
>>21636533
It would be very painful.
Anonymous No.21636560 [Report] >>21637225
>>21634953
>t. Tastelet amd krautlet
Anonymous No.21636620 [Report] >>21636632
>>21635627
>natto are based and I fement both at home
I tried making natto 5 times and never succeeded. It's probably because I didn't use a starter but it's not so easy to find it where I live
Anonymous No.21636632 [Report]
>>21636620
You can make it from other natto. You probably didn't have the heat worked out, it likes 108-120 degree heat for 12-20 hours then it needs 2 weeks to mellow.
Anonymous No.21636647 [Report]
>>21633740 (OP)
You forgot beer and kimchi
Anonymous No.21636665 [Report]
>>21633917
You clearly read it, retard. Otherwise you wouldn't have replied in response to how butthurt you are about someone pointing out your immeasurable stupidity

lmao what a little bitch
Anonymous No.21636718 [Report] >>21636734
>Why do people like delicious food
Because it tastes good. Why don't you make another chicken tender thread instead
Anonymous No.21636734 [Report] >>21637860
>>21636718
it tastes like fucking shit you disingenuous retard
i had chicken breast and tater tots tonight, a normal meal that isn't nasty as shit
Anonymous No.21636740 [Report] >>21637624
What's wrong with sauerkraut? It's godly in soups or eaten with brats. It's also a nice topping for hot dogs along with some spicy mustard.
Anonymous No.21637225 [Report] >>21637878
>>21636560
Nah it's just, I want the correct (small) amount of kraut in the correct gastronomic context is all
Anonymous No.21637624 [Report]
>>21636740
It tastes like shit and only Bajuwaren willingly eat it.
Anonymous No.21637630 [Report]
>>21637613
>filtered faggot
Anonymous No.21637860 [Report]
>>21636734
You sound like a toddler, lol.
Anonymous No.21637872 [Report] >>21637882 >>21637921
I'm so tired of tryhard "I'm white and only eat steak and potatoes" ESLs on this board it's unreal.
Anonymous No.21637878 [Report] >>21639189
>>21637225
>tastelet cope

Your sensibilities are as juvenile as a literal juvenile. An autistic juvenile!
Anonymous No.21637882 [Report]
>>21637872
Any meal with potatoes can be improved significantly with a healthy serving of kraut. This is a fact.
Anonymous No.21637921 [Report]
>>21637872
A lot of our poor posters aren't even allowed a hot plate in their dorms and barracks. They have no choice but to either eat out or get food from the mess hall.

Makes a lot more sense once you realize that.
Anonymous No.21638691 [Report]
>>21633740 (OP)
Because you need to shut up and stop shaming people in their tireless search for nutrition and... survival.
Anonymous No.21638692 [Report]
>>21633746
>my friend's dad made sourkraut one time and the entire house literally smelled like a sewer.
You keep the barrel outside.
Anonymous No.21638694 [Report]
>>21633740 (OP)
vitamin K
Anonymous No.21638695 [Report] >>21638791
>>21633766
>texture of natto is horrid
Like how?
Anonymous No.21638737 [Report]
>>21633740 (OP)
>good bacteria
>Vit C,
>Nattokinase (bioweapon proteins hate this, and firm ass and titties love this)
Anonymous No.21638748 [Report]
>>21633740 (OP)
Idk, miso's pretty good
Anonymous No.21638791 [Report] >>21642232
>>21638695
it's like semen
Anonymous No.21638815 [Report]
>>21634113
>picks grass flavour
>instead of apple or pear cider
you are a sheep
Anonymous No.21639189 [Report] >>21639194
>>21637878
Nah the thing is though that you're wrong and your lifestyle, taste and preferences are all bizarre, eccentric, and subpar. Now, eating sauerkraut, of course. Who wouldn't?
But mainly, the thing is, sauerkraut is best as a generous but managed garnish on an existing dish - ideally a sauerkraut or maybe a reuben sandwich.
Anonymous No.21639194 [Report] >>21639202
>>21639189
See
>>21634105
>>21634101
>>21634093

>makes up stupid tasteless garbage
Maybe one day you will learn... For now you are beneath me, kid.
Anonymous No.21639202 [Report] >>21639219
>>21639194
Just use kraut properly instead of worshipping it you dumb kraut sheesh
Anonymous No.21639219 [Report] >>21639238
>>21639202
I only worship your mother, idiot. A bite of kraut with each bite of everything else is normal and widely enjoyed around the world. You don't use it like a chopped herb garnish you unfathomable retard cooklet. Stop being so scared of a healthy portion of kraut, krautussy. Sheesh
Anonymous No.21639238 [Report] >>21639274
>>21639219
It's good that you worship her, she was a great woman but at the same time she would consider that idolatrous, and tell you she was but a humble servant of the Lord who you should worship with all your heart, soul, mind and strength.
Also kraut by itself is mid, much better on a kielbasa or reuben.
Anonymous No.21639274 [Report]
>>21639238
Based, but sad you have never had good kraut. It rivals the pickled pickle in deliciousness, refreshing acidity and satisfying crunch. A bite of good kraut is a delicious snack all on its own, fact. I suggest you attempt to make your own. Thin long slices of cabbage and allow it to ferment for 3 weeks before refridgerating.
Anonymous No.21639291 [Report]
>>21633768
Oh, right, you have autism.
Anonymous No.21639312 [Report]
>>21635627
i make my own kombucha and it tastes nothing like vinegar. what type of kombucha are you drinking?
fyi i fucking hate the taste and smell of vinegar
Anonymous No.21639327 [Report] >>21639337
>>21633740 (OP)
Because it was the only source for certain vitamins in certain isolated areas.
s No.21639337 [Report] >>21639862
>>21639327
That's cool and all but really people just find ways to keep their food rotting. Even your humble urban stoner making microwave nachos remembers little things here and there about spreading a budget or conveniently storing food for later. This adds up over generations.
Anonymous No.21639862 [Report] >>21644563
>>21639337
Did the food rot "good" first? Or did they set out to properly preserve it with fermentation? I have seen both arguments but the clear winner is that these processes, which are natural, were first observed happening coincidentally and then only later intentionally used to preserve food.
Anonymous No.21641122 [Report]
>>21633768
>100 kinds of fermented food, olives, blue cheese, alcohol drinks
>nasty
How about you leave /ck/, also you need to be 18 to post here fag
Anonymous No.21641154 [Report]
I do NOT let my food touch.
Picky eaters shall inherit the earth.
Anonymous No.21641167 [Report] >>21641198
>>21633740 (OP)
>Why are fermented foods so consistently the most absolutely fucking repulsive foods on the planet?
Categorically false.
Anonymous No.21641169 [Report] >>21641184
>>21633746
why would someone go on the internet and spread lies?
Anonymous No.21641174 [Report]
>>21633740 (OP)
Kek.
No pepperoni for you, fag-lord.
Anonymous No.21641184 [Report]
>>21641169
I'm not lying, it was a core childhood memory.
Anonymous No.21641186 [Report] >>21641187
>>21633740 (OP)
>sour kraut
>sour
Thick cunt.
Anonymous No.21641187 [Report]
>>21641186
Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
Anonymous No.21641198 [Report] >>21641201 >>21641203
>>21641167
>Eat a cheese plate
>Go to a party afterwards
>Everyone turns away from me because my breath smells like diarrhea
Anonymous No.21641201 [Report]
>>21641198
Your gut is fucked up
Also wash your teeth before party you retard
Anonymous No.21641203 [Report]
>>21641198
Nah it was the cheese. I tested it afterwards. I don't have poopy breath normally.
Anonymous No.21641931 [Report] >>21647828
>>21633740 (OP)
>>21633746
>>21633763
>>21634099
Normal store-bought Sauerkraut tastes completely inoffensive, like thinly sliced salad with a hint of vinegar. The smell and flavor are extremely subdued compared to even a regular medium-aged cheese.
Whatever you people encountered must have been bad batches, like cheese that's grown moldy with a foreign contaminant.

No clue about kombucha and natto.
Anonymous No.21641937 [Report]
>>21633768
Are you a child?
Anonymous No.21642205 [Report]
>>21633766
you gotta mix it in with something, eating it straight of the pack is insane
Anonymous No.21642221 [Report] >>21643657
>>21633807
>On the other hand, in an intestine with few bacteria, the pathogens could gain the upper hand
this is why everybody seems to have IBS or whatever the fuck now. our food supply is unironically too sterile, and nobody eats fermented anything. in ancient times or in the wild if you prefer even in absence of proper fermentation people would have been eating food that was subject to bacterial growth and their gut biome would have been accordingly very suited to co-digesting their typical diet. gut biome also has implications for mental health btw which everyone is also obviously fucked up on
Anonymous No.21642226 [Report]
>>21633964
natto isn't pasteurized after fermentation, it's live culture. you can mix a pack from the store in with your own cooked soybeans and make more natto that way no problem
Anonymous No.21642232 [Report]
>>21638791
if your man's cum is like natto you need to get out of there, you're sucking off an alien ovipositor
Anonymous No.21643657 [Report] >>21644058
>>21642221
It's almost as if we developed superior advancements in technology that allowed us to not be forced to live like medieval peasants anymore.
Anonymous No.21644058 [Report]
>>21643657
yeah, and thanks to that you now have to drink a gallon of pepto a day in order to not shit yourself
s No.21644563 [Report]
>>21639862
Yeah like someone just cooked something, and then someone was brave enough to eat it 96 hours later, and they kept pushing the limit.
Anonymous No.21644583 [Report] >>21645415 >>21646332
>>21633763
>If a child tries beer, wine or wishkey they'll find them horrible
because they ARE horrible. anybody claiming to enjoy them is either lying so they can tolerate it until the alcohol effect kicks in, or they've lost a significant amount of sensitivity in their sense of taste.
>once grown up they'll be able to appreciate them
literally lost sense of taste. repetitive exposure dulling the receptors, or more likely burning the receptors with shit like hot coffee or smoking in general. you'll notice that smokers and coffee drinkers will tolerate just about anything.
Anonymous No.21644684 [Report] >>21645456 >>21645891 >>21646327
>>21633740 (OP)
>>21633763
>>21633768
>>21633771
>>21633773

>I don't like healthy food because [childish excuses]
Ask me how I know you're fat.
Anonymous No.21645415 [Report]
>>21644583
OK kid, stick to your nuggies
Anonymous No.21645456 [Report] >>21645474 >>21645474 >>21646324
>>21644684
Wrong. I eat plain chicken and rice and carrots and drink water. No fucking gay rotten foods.
Anonymous No.21645474 [Report]
>>21645456
So you just have no taste then>>21645456
Anonymous No.21645891 [Report]
>>21644684
>Ask me how I know you're fat.
Ask me how I know you're fat.
Anonymous No.21646321 [Report]
>>21633771
i actually did like the taste of busch heavy after a while though
Anonymous No.21646324 [Report]
>>21645456
Fermented foods have scientifically proven health benefits. You're a fucking retard for not consuming them. LMAO.
Anonymous No.21646327 [Report]
>>21644684
I literally wrote I liked these ingredients you illiterate retard
Anonymous No.21646332 [Report]
>>21644583
>because they ARE horrible. anybody claiming to enjoy them is either lying so they can tolerate it until the alcohol effect kicks in, or they've lost a significant amount of sensitivity in their sense of taste.
shut the fuck up, xckd
you aren't relevant anymore
Anonymous No.21647828 [Report] >>21648819
>>21641931
Yes, Sauerkraut just smells sour. Nothing off or bad about it at all.

Natto has no strong smell either and it tastes exactly like a mild cheese.
Anonymous No.21647847 [Report]
>>21633740 (OP)
Sauerkraut is fucking delicious. Natto smells bad. I've never had kombucha.
Anonymous No.21648819 [Report]
>>21647828
your mom tastes exactly like a mild cheese
Anonymous No.21648971 [Report]
>>21633746
If it smelled that bad, he likely messed up.
>>21634086
It's easy to fuck up. What this anon >>21634101 said, or when your containers aren't properly cleaned or sealed.
Anonymous No.21648976 [Report]
>>21633740 (OP)
same reason people eat da poo poo, it's human nature
Anonymous No.21649097 [Report] >>21649126 >>21649139 >>21649218
Seeth
Anonymous No.21649109 [Report] >>21649217
>>21633771
I didn’t like wine when I tried it as a kid. I like it now that I can see what it does to the taste of my food and the warmth in my chest.
Anonymous No.21649118 [Report]
>>21633740 (OP)
don't forget kimchi. yes they aren't the tastiest but they are amazingly good for you. think of them more as medicine than food. also i like saurkraut, guess thats not normal.
Anonymous No.21649126 [Report] >>21649162
>>21649097
*Seethe
ESL retard.
Anonymous No.21649139 [Report]
>>21649097
wait until the water stops boiling before putting in the sausages
Anonymous No.21649157 [Report]
>>21633740 (OP)
Miso soup?
Sourdough? I love fermented breads, I’ve been making fermented buckwheat bread out of groats, it’s very good. And healthy
Anonymous No.21649162 [Report]
>>21649126
oh no his first language is german...how inferior...retard
Anonymous No.21649217 [Report]
>>21649109
You like the mind-numbing effects of getting drunk, and you have associated that with the shitty taste of alcohol to cope and rationalize.
It's ok that normalfags want to alter their mental state with drugs to cope with life because they can't handle living sober day to day, but don't lie to yourself and say you drink alcohol because you actually enjoy the flavor. You aren't fooling anybody.
Anonymous No.21649218 [Report]
>>21649097
Incredibly based meal. Excellent taste anon.