Thread 21675794

Could you handle it anon?

>>21675794 (OP)
The perspective in that hotdog is fucking with my brain

>>21675822
C'mon anon. Just give it a nibble.

>>21675794 (OP)
>glizzy

No. I refuse to acknowledge that as a word.
Something tells me that cost over $50. I'm embarrassed to be an American sometimes.

Sure, my bussy is trained

>>21675860
It says 40 right in the picture.
>I am an American
Oh, it shows.

>>21675794 (OP)
you have to pay me $40 not to gobble down a 16 incher

>>21675860
People invented the word "hot dog" because "pig intestines stuffed full of ground offal" sounded nasty, so they decided that it needed a cuter name.

If "glizzy" is gross to you, it's because it's helping you remember what it really is, and you don't want to.

>>21675794 (OP)
I'd swallow that thing whole

>>21675794 (OP)
>40 fuckin dollars for that
stadium owners should be publicly executed

>>21675993
It's ground lean meat. Offal has an iron taste to it, and it's not used in American sausage. Offal is used in stuff like pate - which you see WAY more often overseas, not in America. And no one gives them shit for it for some reason. Same for shit like haggis and blood sausage. Even pho uses tripe, which isn't in American hot dogs.

Like what is the point of trying to make hot dogs seem worse than what thirdies already eat and the world masturbates to? You tards already love the thirdies for their offal cooking, why try to shame America for it, especially when it isn't even offal to begin with?

>>21676005
I guess what I'm trying to say is that the class of person who says "glizzy" is the exact same class of brainrotted person who licks buttholes for fun and talks about it. They have the same aura. I don't view them as members of any group that I might have considered a peer.
Sorry if that's off topic but I'm just saying that's how i view it.

>>21675794 (OP)
That looks horrible.
For me it's the Stadium Mustard Dog!

>>21676015
got a problem with licking buttholes? maybe your uncle diddled you when you were little?

>>21676019
imagine gobbling this one-handed during a baseball game

>>21676020
>got a problem with licking buttholes? maybe your uncle diddled you when you were little?
the glizzy enjoyer reveals himself

>>21675887
You got me. I'm a retarded American. My excuse is the drugs.

>>21676026
you sound diddled

>>21675794 (OP)
What I couldn't handle is paying that much for sausage shaped mystery meat and fucking potatoes. Also the stadium should be a place where you go to enjoy a match, not yet another chance to spill money from fat, retarded clients. And I did not use the word citizen on purpose, because we are nothing but fucking cattle that's happy to get milked by rich cunts.
Thanks for reading my blog. Fuck this gay earth.

>>21675794 (OP)
That's a fairly small amount

>>21676035
>>21676026
>>21676020
>>21676015
>>21676005
>>21675993
>>21675860
glizzy

>>21676005
Loosen up, tard

>>21676133
for you

>>21675794 (OP)
I know it's stadium food but that's like $4 worth of food at most

>>21676296
there's no food on this picture

>>21675794 (OP)
40 bucks for a fucking hot dog and fries.

>>21675860
>I refuse to acknowledge that as a word
too bad for you.

>>21676019
he made this wrong.
mustard goes on the dog, not the toppings.

>>21676296
You could make an argument that its close to $6-8 in the current economy. Probably another $5-10 in labor and other overhead due to the venue. So probably around $11-18 in actual "cost". It would be fairly priced at $25-30 considering the venue. At $40 it's a bad deal.

>>21675794 (OP)
So $3 worth of food for $40. Nice.

>>21676309
years ago my dad bought us a $65 pizza at a baseball game and I still feel bad for him to this day

>>21675794 (OP)
I have no idea what a ‘glitzy’ is.
Is it nigger slang?

>>21676427
It's another sign of the corruption and degradation of the English language in America. Hot dogs are now popularly called "glizzies" because the length of the sausage is the same length of an extended magazine in Glock pistols.

>>21675794 (OP)
The Dodger Dog from Farmer John was perfect.
I'm glad I left LA before this atrocity was wrought upon Los Angeles.
Riots, fires, earthquakes. Nothing compared to this thing and the guy who calls it a "glizzy"

>>21676396
Was it good?

>>21675794 (OP)
40$ plus tip

>>21676346
nope

>>21676484
Does that mean you could substitute an extended magazine for a hot dog in a glock?

>>21675993
>People invented the word "hot dog" because "pig intestines stuffed full of ground offal" sounded nasty

Nah, they invented it because of a joke at the time that hot dogs were made of actual dog meet. The name stuck because the more popular name at the time, which was Frankfurter, became unpopular after WWII. Same shit with "freedom fries" after France refused to invade Iraq.

>>21676713
Is there a free Kirkland SignatureTM onion giggle switch?

>>21675860
>I'm embarrassed to be an American
And you should. Your country is fucking joke.

With enough mustard (for the dawg) and chup (for the fries) sure. But that looks stupid and inconvenient to eat and I sure as shit wouldn’t pay whatever jackass price it costs to eat something stupid and inconvenient.

>>21675993
They call it "hot dog" because they look like "wiener dogs". Wiener comes from Vienna, so meaning like "vienna sausages". So "hot dog" is like saying "the sausage that looks like dogs that look like Vienna sausages". It's retarded, but it's the only logical explanation.

>>21675794 (OP)
>$40
That's a stadium price so it means nothing. That's like 3 dogs and a large fries at a food truck.

>>21676019
>shelf stable bacon bits
*puke*

>with A POUND of fries
so like $3 worth of fries?
baseball has been so fucking memed this year, it will NEVER be interesting

>>21675794 (OP)
Do they, at least, send them at your row for that price ?

>>21676349
bro, aint no way the stadium pays $6-$8 for a hot dog and some fries. As for labor cost, they are probably making $10 and hour. if they sell two drinks an hour their wages are covered
yes i understand the cost of running the entire stadium gets calculated into that but even at a stadium youd be stupid or rich to spend more than $20 on this

>>21675794 (OP)
my anus is prepared

dont go to a ballgame hungry and sober unless your willing to pay heavily to indulge. This rule also applies to concerts and festivals if not more so.

>>21675822
It only smellz

>>21675993
>pig intestines stuffed full of ground offal

People who pay for food that gets cold and shitty before you can eat 25% of it are so fucking stupid.
Mm! Cold soggy fucking fries! Almost a whole pound of them!

>>21675794 (OP)
Whats that cost at the State Fair this year? Or right nobody knows because flyovers were too poor to go.

>>21675993
Why do you think nigs call it a glizzy, anon?

>>21675794 (OP)
if i had just been drinking a bunch of beer probably yeah

>>21678680
>bro, aint no way the stadium pays $6-$8 for a hot dog and some fries
Honestly they probably do.

A 16" jalepeno and cheese filled sausage is not something you can just order from Sysco.

>>21676742
>dog meet
>meet

>>21676489
>In 2011, the Dodgers introduced a Mexican-themed "Doyer Dog"[5] which are made with chili, salsa, jalapeños, and condiments replacing the standard ketchup and mustard on a typical hot dog.
nuke mexico

>>21679792
hold the salsa please.

>>21675794 (OP)
my wallet couldn't handle it.

>>21677116
Post your country, obsessed faggot