>>21688663
flyovers are terrified of going outside and seeing their own shadow, so once every six months they'll pile into the minivan or SUV, heavily armed of course, do a 90 mph drive to the sam's club that's 2 hours away (don't want to live near "those people"), and load up a few pallets of frozen/microwave garbage and 2L bottles of diet soda (or "pop" as they call it, much like the pop guns they think they need to protect themselves from their own shadow)
the idea of shopping more than once a month is absolutely crazy to them and once a week or even every day is just a troll confabulation posted for the sole purpose of upsetting them