Thread 21692847

Idk what they were thinking. It's the most soyjak-looking cover I've ever seen.
I guess I just live in a very liberal part of the country.

>>21692847 (OP)
I'd make a 'jak out of the cover alone, if I had the time and inclination.

>>21692850
Anyhow, here's the table of contents.
The book just gets less and less appetizing as you go on

>>21692847 (OP)
They definitely know about your homosexuality.

>>21692850
Anyhow, here's the table of contents.
The book just gets gayer and gayer as you go on.

>>21692856
Some of the online friends I showed this to actually wondered whether my mom or dad thought I was gay as well.
But when I asked them why they recommended the book, they said he was just "a guy about my age who was famous." They even scoffed at the idea that this dude was gay: said he was the boyfriend of some famous female pop star or whatever.
So idk what that was about. I haven't the heart to tell them about the soyjak resemblance.

Anyhow, here's the intro. I'm not even gonna comment on the necklace here.

>>21692868
Finally, one of the recipes. Don't think I've ever seen something so unappetizing in my life.
Literal gay dildo faggot bloody mary

>>21692869
His real name is Benjamin Joseph Levin, and he is Jewish.
He wrote and produced the Maroon 5 "Moves Like Jagger"
He is married to Selena Gomez
If you want to pirate this terrible book it is available in EPUB format at Anna's Archive

OP is one of the closet cases that crashes GRINDR at MAGA rallies. Hey, why don't you go ERP with some dudes, on /gif/ and roll to suck a dick?

You could've just made some food, but here you are forcing yourself to not think about having sex with men LMAO.

>>21692919
Somebody sounds triggered.
Maybe you'd enjoy a nice bloody mary >>21692869

>>21692927
I'm not the one who needs to be honest about his sexuality, anon. You are. It gets better. Just come out.

>>21692856
All these pics are zesty as fuck, it's not even implied gay, it's overly gay

>>21692946
I don't even have anything against gay people lmao (though the trans movement in particular can go fuck itself).
I'm just amazed at how this cover seems like the most soy thing ever. Right down to the very title being "OPEN WIDE." If you have a problem with that, my guess is you just look like that yourself.

How do you manage to have such short nails and STILL keep them dirty AF

>>21692981
Strange how people keep fixating on my nails lol
There was a comment on that when I made that thread on /diy/ about defacing commie posters with soyjaks as well. People amazed that my fingernails had any dirt under them. Maybe it's a gay man thing: manicures or something. Idk lol

>>21692907
Every single time.

>>21693014
>manicures
>gay
Anon, a manicure is quite possibly the number one most manly thing you can do. It's not a coincidence it has MAN in the name.

>>21692850
jesus christ, they didn't bother to open the book before purchasing it?

>>21692847 (OP)
Your parents are saying WE KNOW. JUST FUCKING COME OUT ALREADY.

>>21692847 (OP)
Maybe some bookstore wagie tricked them into buying it

>>21693047
>Anon, a manicure is quite possibly the number one most manly thing you can do
Number two: birdscaping your backyard

>>21692907
That explains the baby penis straw

>>21692847 (OP)
aww, your parents are very accepting of your homosexuality anon. I hope you're kind to them.

I have no idea what benny blanco does or what he is famous for

Your parents didn't get you that. You got it yourself or found pics online, and are posting here for (you)s. Stop LARPing.
>I guess I love in a very liberal part of the country
Yeah your presence alone skews the numbers gayer.

>>21692847 (OP)
you should thank your parents for getting you a gift attuned to your tastes

>>21692868
>>21693741
Lmfao