Thread 21711763

>Wife and I agree that I will take the kids to swimming lessons and she will cook
>she asks me what she should cook, I say home made beefaroni (using egg noodles and ground beef in the freezer)
>okay!
>my 7yo (yes, SEVEN YEARS OLD) pisses his pants in the car after we just left swimming lessons where there are ample restrooms
>"dad I need to pee", uh, you can hold it we are ten minutes to..
>"dad I peed my pants!"
>extremely angry. I then spend 5-10 minutes taking off the car seat cover
>walk into my house
>stir fried beef and curly fries on the table for my kids
>no plate for me
>oh hi anon welcome home, you know your beef was rotten and I threw it away but I used the other package
>bitch wife threw away package of perfectly good steaks I bought on Friday night (cause it smelled like meat), and then used another pack of my steaks, cut them into strips and nuked them into oblivion until they looked like possum/raccoon shit
>then the side dish she made was the fuckin frozen curly fries I bought for myself and for a future steak dinner for my kids that I would make
I went ballistic. She looks at me like I'm the asshole. What's the deal here? I need my own food, I buy my own food, so what gives her the right to throw one set of my steaks in the trash and then use the other pack of my steaks AND curly fries to make dinner for my kids after I already told her what to make? Am I nuts? Am I hangry? Now she's acting like I'm unhinged for calling out her shitty dinner using ingredients I just bought AND throwing away $20 in steak that I literally just bought on Friday night, for myself. I'm so pissed. I want to wring her fucking neck. Then the lack of awareness
>"oh our son just peed his pants in my husbands car for no reason and my husband had to spend ten minutes fucking with the car seat and comes home to see Ive thrown away a pack of steaks he just bought and then blasted the other pack of steaks he just bought into edible charcoal, why is he so mad? What's his problem?

You knew what you were getting when you married her, so you’re the asshole.

Why did you agree to let her cook if the bitch can't cook?

>>21711773
I wouldn't be making a fuckin thread about it if that was the case. When we were dating she brought a myriad of Thai curry and quiche to my apartment to illustrate her culinary prowess and marriageable nature and now she just rapes and pillages whatever ingredients make the most convenient sloppa? I'm getting my ass kicked by kids pissing in my car and she has the balls to throw away/waste my ingredients and wonder why I might be a bit upset? You're the asshole if you think I'm the asshole.

>>21711798
She cooked my shit instead of the dish we agreed upon.

>>21711800
again, if she thought the smell of blood meant the beef was foul, she shouldn't be the one cooking.

>>21711799
Man, you sound like a bitch.

>>21711763 (OP)
Thanks for helping me be happy about my choice to continue being a cad into my 40s, while you get to put all your effort into a cup without a bottom, and maybe get a bj once a year.

I lived with a woman twice. Never again. All they want is to get pregnant, fat and sit on their asses all day, while an endless supply of garbage comes in off Amazon, and their puppy pisses and shits all over the house.

Just get divorced already.

>>21711800
Really elaborate of you to go so far as to create a text conversation for this.
You don't have to pretend, OP, you're among friends here. Everyone messes up a meal from time to time, you can just be honest with us, you don't need to make up a whole story about having a wife and kids.

>>21711802
You know what? That's a great point. Next time she offers to cook I'm going to tell her no. Even if I have to do the dishes for my own meal it's going to be a no to her cooking anything, fuck this shit

>>21711763 (OP)
>>21711800
You're the asshole and it's because your wife is a literal 100IQ normie.
>didn't specify what meat to use
>says some random shit about "milk eggs and bread"
>seethes about frozen fries or whatever the fuck
Bro you can buy some more fucking fries get a grip here. If your wife is a normieIQ woman (she 100% is) you need to spell EVERYTHING out and if you don't that's on YOU, pal.
This is like a programmer being asshurt the shitty program he wrote did a bunch of unexpected shit. Guess what, fucknuts, you have to SPECIFY all of this.
Apologize and take her and the kiddos out to dinner. Label shit in the fridge if you don't want her to use it or throw it out. Goddamn.
This is exactly why I don't have a wife. Can't be arsed to deal with this crap 24/7 but you made the bed now lie in it.

If this isn't a troll what a bloody pillock of an OP.

>>21711763 (OP)
You have kids and a wife and yet you still act like a selfish child because your wife used the meat and food you kept to yourself to feed your family. I know this is bait, but I really hate you because I know people are out there like this.

>>21711854
I needed this anon. You got a smile out of me, maybe a half chortle. Thank you.

>>21711799
You're the asshole for expecting your wife to be understanding things.
Buy her some boxes of mf hamburger helper and ground beef and if she fucks THAT up you can be frustrated.
>Thai curry and quiche
So ask her to make that again numbnuts.
>tfw I will NEVER EVER need therapy because I can just fucking think about things

>>21711763 (OP)
>>21711863
>>21711871
Because I am a wise and sometimes kind poster, I will give you the exact fix:
1. Buy her this + ground beef every week
2. Pick out a few things of veg or something to maybe make it healthier
3. Ask her to do a salad or something on the side or some other minor side
Wow that's it.

>>21711865
You know it's a lonely existence and I need to check my reality, I'm glad I did even if I turn out to be the asshole.

>>21711835
This guy knows

>>21711863
You know who else is a <100IQ normie? No? It's you. I said homemade "HAMBURGER" helper. >What fuckin meat should I use? Surely not the ground beef in the freezer that people use to make hamburgers. That would mean I need to spend 9 minutes defrosting! How about this steak? Ew rank! Into the trash it goes! How about this pack of steaks? Yeah much better. But hmm... what will be the side dish to my hamburger helper? How about this bag of fries that randomly appeared in the freezer? not the egg noodles my husband told me to use. That's too much work!
100+ IQ pro-tip: I told her what I bought so that she wouldn't go grocery shopping unsupervised and buy a bunch of shit I already bought.

>>21711763 (OP)
i dont imagine someone who can cook a stir fry would not be able to recognize what a steak is and the value of a steak isnt equal to being a stirfry dish

moving forward, steaks are just for steak dinner
if you're buying steaks for yourself and it seems funky and you'll be home later that day just ask they hang on or atleast give a headsup

>>21711871
Yeah but she already made home made hamburger helper many times and it's great: chopped carrot, fresh herbs, seasoned meat and proper noodles. I was expecting her to make more of that. But, I must be the asshole based on statistics of everyone thinking I'm the asshole.

>>21711875
You right. But why can't I just scream in her face and tell her that she's a dumb broad until she gets it? I dunno, maybe you just saved a marriage and two childhoods. Thanks anon

>>21711906
If you got divorced, what would you actually miss?

>>21711836
Same and this is my cat and my mood

>>21711763 (OP)
stop being such an asshole

>>21711763 (OP)
your fault for not making the kiddo drain his lizard during the change after, then being a bitch about stir fry and fries. For your kids and their mom, cut line and don't be a part of their lives.

Stay mad bro.

>>21711984
Beautiful kitty. Heard they are real bitches though.

>>21711906
End of the day bro you gotta appreciate her for things other than "getting it right". Roll your eyes, label things, buy the 'Burger Helper in the box if need be and keep living life.

>>21711763 (OP)
I wouldn’t be happy about tossing away perfectly good food, but I don’t see how one could get upset about the curly fries

>>21711763 (OP)
this has got to be satire, unless you're poor as fuck
Go out and buy yourself a burger or something

>>21711763 (OP)
>All this text
>Mobile filename
I choose to believe that this is real and not copypasted from reddit because that's the more entertaining reality. Anyways I agree with the people pointing out that you put someone who can't into food in charge of cooking.

>>21711896
How much does your American brain have to be fried by consumerism that you name your dishes after brands of convenience foods? Homemade "Hamburger Helper" and "Beefaroni"? Did you make some homemade Goldstein Easy Bake Pie with homemade Cool Whip for desert?

>>21711799
Your ignorance at the time of marriage does not preclude you from responsibility now.

>man
you're the asshole and always will be. no exceptions
the only way out is to kill her, and you know that

>>21711799
I get your frustration anon, i really do
But you love your wife and she loves you. Is there anything more important? It's all just unimportant details besides that.
Think of all us poor sods who have never had a girlfriend or even kissed a girl.