Thread 21716332

ck webm thread!
Made some new ones for you lads

>>21716332 (OP)
>>21716335
>>21716336
cooked up some cursed shit this time

Not even 30 posts in, and I'm already disgusted with this thread.

>>21716383
yeah this shit is straight ass

>>21716388
post your own webms then

>>21716391
in this dumpsterfire of a thread? why would i do that

>>21716399
because it is the webm thread where webms are to be posted

>>21716406
this one is so shit it will be deleted soon, my webms deserve better than this shit

>>21716352
it's interesting that, with the improvements to lithium batteries and camera technologies, we can now watch animals 24/7, and it's basically destroyed the idea that any animal is truly herbivorous - almost all animals are opportunistic omnivores.

>>21716379
I’ve busted so many nuts to this woman

>>21716466
it's worse than we may ever know
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m6WnLEvbZHI

>>21716332 (OP)
Banana peel is pure fiber so it brings no nutritional value to humans but it can be eaten.
You'll just shit it out, like all fiber.

>>21716337
Oh God with me she's be perpetually pregnant and/or breastfeeding.
My Latin blood is calling for it.

>>21716365
I don't understand why is he being kicked out?

>>21716489
Is that a sow's vaginer?

>>21716724
i think he's a competitive eater or something like that and he tries to see how much he can eat at a buffet. i looked it up a while ago but can't find it again.

>>21716343
I need to know the name of this milktruck

>>21716337
can we sauce this?

>>21716842
tomato sauce lol

>>21716466
an herbivore is just an animal that's good at digesting plants and bad at digesting meat. my cat eats grass all the time it doesn't mean he's not a carnivore.

>>21717015
based

>>21717015
>>21717032
my job's done, back to wage until /hoc/ starts

>>21716377
Mickeys hell yeah

>>21716332 (OP)
you are genuinely the worst poster I've ever seen.

This is the absolute worst WebM thread I've ever seen. Where is Jack Scalfani to save us?

Everyone talks about lost media but I crave this video of Jack that he took down because he product review was done so poorly and shittily the company he reviewed sent a cease and desist for his actions bordering on defamation because he wasn't using the product correctly.

>>21717299
How do you explode an egg?

>>21716341
LOW TIER GOD
:O

>>21717313
really easy
just put one in the microwave for 1 minute
5 minutes if you want the exploded egg to cook hard everywhere as a prank

>>21717299
holy shit thats gold
i didnt know about that

>>21717113
i love how he flicks the pork out wherever the fuck and you know he didnt bother to pick it up later

>>21717436
>tammy does it for free

>>21716377
>christmas chug
we dont call em that anymore bud

>>21717436
>non-newtonianfluid.jpeg

>>21717125
Everytime he eats something he sticks out his tounge.

>>21717313
the little black part by the handle wasn't supposed to be latched closed during use, it was only when it was being used to prevent it from opening. heat expands, but it's latched closed so it eventually pops.

jack wasn't using it properly but to be fair that's also kind of shit design.

>>21716337
>post wall

>fat

>>21717313
the little black part by the handle wasn't supposed to be latched closed during use, it was only when it wasn't being used to prevent it from opening for easier storage. heat expands, but it's latched closed so it eventually pops.

jack wasn't using it properly but to be fair that's also kind of shit design.

None of these videos have sound?

>>21717299
if i remember correctly the company lied and their guide did tell the users to use it like jack did and they quietly changed it later. jack lost in court because he was retarded

>>21717595
4channel is too cheap for sound webms its why it is dying

>>21717587
There's only so much idiot proofing you can have.

>>21716335
I should call her

>>21716379
I love woman so much

>>21717595
>>21717669
newfags

>>21716369
If my wife handed my a plate of food and herself a plate of food, I would assume she took the portion she wanted to have and gave me what she assumed I wanted to have and would not question it.
What an idiot. Literally trying to start an argument for no reason.

>>21717793
even though its just acting, idiots like them dont understand that they actually influence people to think like that. in their mind they are "just making content".

>>21716336
why are they so attracted to foods humans are set to be repulsed by?

>>21716343
too big, they must hang to her knees without a bra

>>21716336
kek I raise these, I can't imagine eating one

>>21717823
>idiots like them dont understand that they actually influence people to think like that.
I think about this regularly and it drives me insane.
I know someone online who likes shitposting about US politics online (they aren't from the US) taking the most insane positions they can come up with at the time. Drives me insane because they only want to stir the pot and I just know that tons of retards like that just make things worse for everyone.

>>21717847
Gee thanks anon good to know size N the limit

>>21717847
she can keep the bra on

>>21717857
unwittingly chaotic evil

>>21717866
i actually like her. shes just a goofy child.

>>21716480
need someone to do this with me

>>21717883
TFW you will never slide into her dms and take her on a buffet date. Is she a marathon runner or something how does she keep the weight off?

>>21717891
how abou this guy

>>21717898
Is Jack still alive last I followed him 2 years ago he had a stroke and was looking rough

>>21717893
is she missing her arms

>>21717906
No she is a foot onlyfans girl and she is hiding them in her shirt

>>21717905
1.020 days since his las stroke!

>>21716380
Is this real?

>>21717907
oh...

>>21717917
JK she is actually missing her arms but I do have a fuck ton of OF girls making insta reels as viral ads i have to scroll through. even cooking shit

>>21717915
disgusting
>>21717921
kek

>>21717934
ayy i saw that vid lastnight

>>21716332 (OP)
He is like little child.

>>21717934
she looks so happy and fulfilled

>>21717974
based egg consumer

>>21716369
she married a guy who wears a baseball cap inside
they deserve each other and the upcoming divorce

>>21717869
>when he moves to put it on the ham
NOOOOOO

>>21717883
>didn't Sautee the onions before boiling pasta
>didn't use crushed tomatoes
>added greens at the start

>>21718002
dont know what half the stuff being used is. these webums should be posted with instructions if you actually were trying to help new cooks, and not just shill brean dead garbage
>>21718061
its amazing, it reminds me of old "what not to do" videos lol

>>21718055
hehe

>>21718069
sorry, i had a stroke. - you are a retarded shill what was i meant to say

>>21718069
I think Jack is an example of a lead gas poisoned gen Xer. My family has people like this. 75% had 4ng/dl (mental impairment) and 25% had 4x that.

Incapable of empathy, low IQ, aggressively stupid, 0 mental flexibility or reasoning abillty beyond narcissism.

>>21716337
>TnA bait
*sigh* Fine, I'll bite
>relatively solid, if weird way of making gnocchi(?)
ok
>damn solid simple sauce
>>21717585 (using passata is a perfectly acceptable way of building a simple sauce)
ok
>sliced colby fucking jack on top of an otherwise kino gnocchi(?) dish
FUCK YOU

>>21716479
I can fix her

>>21717947
Lmao

>>21718069
>dont know what half the stuff being used is. these webums should be posted with instructions if you actually were trying to help new cooks
I like to save these videos to give me ideas for new dishes or techniques. I post it to for others for the same reason.

At no point did I think about the noobs on this board. You have a valid point. However, instead of crying about it, how about asking a seasoned cu/ck/ what the seasonings are? That's a basic ass Japenese style curry and chicken katsu.

Lastly, you didn't ask me or anyone what the ingredients you don't recognize are. I can't tell you for certain what those spices are, but I can give an approximation via recipe probability and my cooking experience. You even posted a fucking Jack video yet shit on me for posting "brean dead garbage." Why are you here? You are a clown. I hope every chef knife you own dulls after every use at an unreasonable rate.

The herbs in this video are probably either cilantro or Italian cilantro.

>>21718107
its truly amazing to witness these people actually live a somewhat regular life, with money for things like children, car etc. its beyond me. how do they even function? they are like babbling idiots incapable of solving the most simple tasks.

>>21718126
I wish that pumpkin was my anus

>>21718142
haloween is over youre too late

>>21716332 (OP)
>/ck/ ragebait thread
>again
>as fucking usual

>>21718126
I don't think that was particularly less work than scraping it manually...

>>21716335
>Drinking the milk, not the piss
Fake pajeeta.

>>21718155
>no webum posted
kys cooklet

>>21718177
its about the process, not the end goal anon.

>>21718155
post webum or shut up nerd

>>21718193
didnt zip lock directly respond to this and say
>our products are not meant to be cooked with

>>21718231
kek. that looks like a brisket fit for an award winning chilli

>>21718240
too bad the church sullied the competition by letting everyone have a vote, and of course people colluded against jack

>>21718245
they dont deserve his godly chilly anyway, being the simple cretins that they are.
>jack thought a shot of paprika straight to the eyeball would fix his pink eye
i just cant get enough of that man

>>21718255
i think it was cayenne actually

>>21717113
Is this Ja/ck/? I feel like I recognize that late 20th century enzyme green wall.

>>21718265
Yes. It's from the SALAD NIGHT video.

>>21718260
oh shit yer thats right, nothing like a bit of cayenne pepper to cure an infection

>>21718265
>>21718268
jack makes excellent healthy food

>>21718201
Tammy knows she's beat

>>21718285
i unironically thinks she fucks around

>>21718255
>i just cant get enough of that man
How could you possibly? He's the perfect mix of confidence and dumbassery without going into late stage Chris-Chan territory where you start to feel bad. He's the DSP of the culinary world and if anything I applaud him for shooting for the starts, I sure as fuck don't have a line of hot sauces sold at Ace Hardware.

>>21716341
Yeah but you guys are the chicken people

>>21716377
is that a crazy triforce tattoo?

>>21718289
Chris chan was largely enabled by kiwifarms and their pedophile, cp viewer, site owner Josh moon. He never would have gotten so bad if it wasn't for him being gangstalked by losers online.

>>21716391
shoenice!

>>21718337
what really fucked him up was the trannies grooming him

>>21718289
The sauces are now discontinued, and they were at Do It Best Hardware.

>>21716339
>ywn throw a shrimp at your fat titty goth gf
it's fucking over bros

>>21718337
That sure as hell didn't help but I feel like "fuck your own mom" is a thing you're born with. Also it was his dad who told him that jobs were a scam and he should be a benefitsfags.

>>21718352
>You have to blow all of the eggs


>>21718353
>they were at Do It Best Hardware
Ace too. It's a shame that I'll never try his beef jerky.

>>21716365
I hate how losers like this always look so offended when they get kicked out of buffets.
They're expressly trying to put the owners out of business and then they act like it's some kind of mystery that the owners don't want them there.

>>21718380
I wonder who was dumb enough to go into a business venture with Jack?

>>21718409
walmart and some hardware store chain

>>21718456
No I meant who ever teamed up with him to make the sauces and jerkies.It was obviously not Jack.

>>21717031
>no double tap
Fucking FAGGOT!!!!

>>21718121
at least this webum has documentation. looks decent.
>I can't tell you for certain what those spices are
well thats kind of my point buddy. pretty useless to post some random tiktok slop without instructions. i know what goes into a japanese curry, the thing is though, there are countless spice combinations and that is what distinguishes one curry from another. again you are an absolute cooklet.
>Why are you here?
im a chef at a michelin restaurant. unironically. i come here to laugh and have fun. i have been here for like 10 years fuck off lil nigga.

>>21717585
You're gay, nigga or fuck kids

>>21718468
He paid another company to make it, then he sold the product. The other company didn't have any risk in the matter. They got paid before Ja/ck/ did.

>>21718482
>pretty useless to post some random tiktok slop without instructions.
You can't say the info is useless then post more Jack.
>im a chef at a michelin restaurant. unironically.
Yeah and my dad works at Nintendo. unironically.

>>21718535
cool then maybe you can get me some rare gba games. i can say that and i will do that. you dont have a job? like half the chefs from here are in a group chat where we post jack, joey, kay etc. i think its pretty normal to laugh at people doing things completely wrong when you are a pro lol. its not exclusive for chefs, mechanics, carpenters, masons etc. think its funny to watch people fucking up simple tasks as well. get out there and get your hands dirty anon you can do it!

>>21718535
this is the equivelant of koreans making butterfly gas stations. they are completely fucked in the head

>>21718547
>like half the chefs from here are in a group chat where we post jack, joey, kay etc.
Now it's all coming together. You're in the cool kid clique. This is your brain on Discord.

>>21718579
Assblasted lmfao

>>21718579
>orange peels

mmmmmm pesticides

>namefag
Ruined thread.

>>21717837
Because chinksects eat insects

>>21716365
This guy is extremely homosexual