How many times did Hank have the opportunity to cheat on Peggy?
Debbie, Ms. Liz, the one female police officer, the girl who gave him mono, the hooker his dad bought when he won the big game, it seems like girls constantly threw themselves at him.

>>148958981 (OP)
Women love married men for some reason

>>148959001
theyre prevetted

>>148958981 (OP)
Is that all of them?

>>148959252
forgot one

>>148959276
I'm gonna miss that crazy bastard...

>>148958981 (OP)
And those are just the girls expressing interest in him, if Hank wasn't so uptight he could have put the moves on tons of women.

Look at all the other Arlen men. They're all either fat, crazy, neurotic, or all three. If you were an Arlen woman looking for a guy, your choice for emotionally stable men is either him or Boomhauer.

>>148959849
And Luanne if the porn is to be believed

>>148959887
And it's worth noting too that boomhauer creeps out plenty of girls too in that one ep where he shows bobby his secret
and his secret is just nonstop attempts, pure numbers game

>>148960703
Great episode

>>148958981 (OP)
Don't forget the mom of that nerd that wanted Bobby to drink dog blood.

>>148959276
>>148959287
Would Hank dare to violate Leviticus 20:13 for Hal?

>>148961695
kek

was it the autism

>>148961667
>Want to come in?
>Undoes her blouse
Damn they really throw themselves at Hank don't they

>>148958981 (OP)
Hank is a jock and alpha male.

>>148963811
Nancy??

>>148963138
Yes, all of it can be blamed on Cotton

>>148964437
but he killed fiddy men

nerrah urethra

>>148958981 (OP)
Too many

>>148964338
I think it was from the episode where Peggy was slipping Testosterone boosters into his food. I think it's the same episode that screenshot of Minh giving Hank cookies is from.

>>148960703
Don't get high (or horny in this case) off your own supply

>>148963138
Yes

>>148958981 (OP)
Woman like men with a tight ass and they don't come any tighter than Hank's.

>>148963811
I would've folded ngl

>>148959701
Hhhot.

>>148967928
This but for Debbie

>>148958981 (OP)
Hank is so cute :3c

>>148958981 (OP)
They don't call him the King of the Hill for nothin'

>>148958981 (OP)
Too many to count.

>>148959001
I believe their logic is
>Well, if this other woman was willing to marry him, that means he must be worth it!
Basically, if other people want it, then THEY want it.

>>148958981 (OP)
bump

>>148970810
Same reason it's easier to find a job when you're already employed. Evidence of value.

>>148969375
post Debbie

to refresh my memory

>>148961574
>>148972330

Peggy won.

>>148961574
Damn

https://files.catbox.moe/qruf04.jpg

>>148974588
I like that towel colour

>>148972330
Hank turned down this

>>148974588
>>148960490
Hank and Luanne would've been a better endgame than Luanne and Lucky

>>148975614
She needed to pay rent somehow, and well one thing led to another...

>>148959276
That was just a one time thing with a guy in a parking lot

>>148975839
That's Debbie though

>>148975929
I didn't have a Luanne pic on hand

>>148959849
Yep.

>>148976815
Hank would have fit in well with the Elcor of Mass Effect

>>148976010
I have told this story before, but I'll tell it again anyways. When I was a kid I thought Debby was Luan trying to fuck Hank in the car. I thought it was weird, but they do live in the south, and they like incest down there, so I guess it's just a cultural thing. But then I thought it was weird how no one ever acknowledge that Luan tried to fuck Hank and she is still living in there house and eating there food and no one cares not even Peggy. And I started watching the show, imagining there was all this unspoken tension in the air.

>>148977704
LMAO

>>148977704
HaHa!

>>148977704
Well they're repressed enough for them to ignore if Luanne made a pass at Hank.
Except for Bobby

>>148974588
Y’know Hank doesn’t go for those “sexy” types. He loves the basic fundamentals and massive feet

>>148979426
I would have

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>>148977704
With how dumb they tended to portray Luanne, it wouldn't have shocked me if they at some point had a scene of her making a pass at Hank, not even fully realizing what it is she's suggesting.

>>148977379
Daaaamn, Strickland's got good taste