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Anonymous No.148968211 [Report] >>148968342 >>148969049 >>148969530 >>148969548 >>148970409 >>148971114 >>148971833 >>148972572 >>148972743 >>148973406 >>148973429 >>148973473 >>148973482 >>148974252 >>148976318 >>148976700 >>148977814 >>148977862
Is this boomer humor?
Anonymous No.148968314 [Report] >>148971063
Do not rape the cat
Anonymous No.148968342 [Report]
>>148968211 (OP)
I can smell the lead poisoning.
Anonymous No.148969049 [Report] >>148969437
>>148968211 (OP)
Can't he just take one step to the right and see what's really behind that fence?
Anonymous No.148969437 [Report]
>>148969049
If he's dumb enough to pay for a gloryhole in the middle of a potentially family neighborhood next to a kid, he's too dumb to think about the consequences of said act
Anonymous No.148969530 [Report] >>148969737 >>148971943 >>148976228
>>148968211 (OP)
Not sure but I have a feeling it is. Boomers have always been so puritanical on the surface (a sharp contrast between that versus what they used to do when they were younger) and the image ignores the fact that glory holes are largely a meme, and when they do exist its nearly always guy on guy. This idea that you can go anywhere and use a gloryhole with a woman on the other side of it is just a fantasy, even with paying (definitely wouldn't be 5 dollars).
Did boomers experience some sort of collective generation whiplash between the sex drugs and rock and roll versus them all ending up wanting a family, so then they pressure their kids to not live the way they did?
>"Hey son I know I got a lot of head and pussy when I was your age, but you gotta get married and have some kids if you want the same thing, don't be a hedonist or anything."
Anonymous No.148969548 [Report]
>>148968211 (OP)
>He doesn't know the "it's your turn in the barrel" joke
Yeah, it's boomer humor
Anonymous No.148969737 [Report] >>148969848
>>148969530
>puritanical
Opinion disregarded
Anonymous No.148969848 [Report] >>148975144
>>148969737
Its the truth, boomers LARPed as their actually puritanical parents but only after they lived it up first
Anonymous No.148970409 [Report]
>>148968211 (OP)
wtf
Anonyrnous No.148971063 [Report]
>>148968314
But would anyone believe me if I did?
Anonymous No.148971114 [Report] >>148975976
>>148968211 (OP)
Is that Ness?
Anonymous No.148971833 [Report]
>>148968211 (OP)
I don't see any bitching about wife so probably not
Anonymous No.148971943 [Report] >>148972621
>>148969530
Anonymous No.148972572 [Report]
>>148968211 (OP)
Is this "humor" in the room with us right now?
Anonymous No.148972621 [Report] >>148972833
>>148971943
Reading comprehension man
Anonymous No.148972743 [Report] >>148974269
>>148968211 (OP)
No, it's pervert "humor". It was made by dumbass counter culture drug addicts who thought they were sticking it to man when in reality they were just being gross and in some cases were actual sexual assaulters.
Anonymous No.148972833 [Report] >>148972943
>>148972621
but there's no words
Anonymous No.148972917 [Report]
All of you guys are as pleasant as hemorrhoids
Anonymous No.148972943 [Report] >>148973358
>>148972833
Isn't your image meant to be showing boomers fucking in cars at their locally designated "make out point" or whatever? That ties into my post with homelander
Anonymous No.148973233 [Report] >>148975097
Wouldn’t it have been easier to just use a fruit or something? The sounds would be a dead giveaway. The kid might as well start blowing the guys himself.
Anonymous No.148973358 [Report] >>148974303
>>148972943
Oh, image poster here. Disregard the quote, didn't actually mean to do that.

I'm genuinely not sure what the fuck the comic is trying to say, with the dude lying down like that in the second panel. The best I've got is that he fell out of the taxi being a peeping tom and became paralysed but is still trying to be a peeping tom. But then how the fuck did he even get his ass out there and how is he even seeing anything while lying on the ground like that? Why not have him in a wheelchair?
Anonymous No.148973406 [Report] >>148977912
>>148968211 (OP)
yes
they have a lot more sex so to them anything sex related is super normal and nonchalant, even if it involves animals or something like that
Anonymous No.148973429 [Report]
>>148968211 (OP)
this is zoomer "humor" now
Anonymous No.148973473 [Report]
>>148968211 (OP)
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Anonymous No.148973482 [Report] >>148974379
>>148968211 (OP)
I remember a decade or more ago there was an urban legend about travelling in Thailand like that. There's a bunch of prostitutes milling around at this bar and the guy is offered the best blowjob of his life by a pimp, with the setup being that you sit at a table that has a tablecloth that reaches the ground and you'll get taken care of, but you must under no circumstances lift the tablecloth for the sake of the prostitute's anonymity. So the guy pays and gets blown and it's a mindblowingly good blowjob. It's so good that after it's done he can't take the mystery and decides to peek behind the cloth only to discover that, depending on the storyteller's proclivities, it's a toothless granny, grandpa or little boy/girl street urchin hiding under the table.

It was always told as if it was something that could definitely happen and when the story had a child prostitute it had a definite tinge of hope coming from nonces planning to do a little sex tourism.
Anonymous No.148974252 [Report]
>>148968211 (OP)
poor gato...
Anonymous No.148974269 [Report]
>>148972743
T. Puritan zoomer
Anonymous No.148974303 [Report] >>148976277
>>148973358
Bottom panel shows so guy jerking off to a couple having sex in their car.

Top panel might be the same guy, but he's hanging out of a taxi to get a glimpse of another couple having sex in a trailer.
Anonymous No.148974379 [Report] >>148978059
>>148973482
>nonces planning to do a little sex tourism
Ok britbong, maybe dont agree to sex acts with people you cant see? And men only do sex tourism because either illegal and expensive where they live or its legal but costs more compared to foreign countries.
Anonymous No.148975097 [Report]
>>148973233
>The kid might as well start blowing the guys himself
Oh you'd like that wouldn't you

sick freak
Anonymous No.148975144 [Report] >>148975291
>>148969848
Man I'm just gonna hazard a wild guess here and say it's probably because they regret doing a lot of that stuff and would rather their kids not go down the same path, but sure them just being hypocrites going "fuck you got mine" to be assholes for no reason is an easier pill to swallow for some
Anonymous No.148975291 [Report] >>148976228
>>148975144
So they wanna try to railroad their sons into not having casual sex because they regret doing it? Total betrayal. Their whole culture and pseudo-religious leanings discourage it and suppress information on how to make it happen logistically.
Anonymous No.148975976 [Report]
>>148971114
It always is
Anonymous No.148976228 [Report] >>148976517
>>148969530
>>148975291
It also cannot be understated how badly the introduction of AIDS spoked everyone away from casual sex.
Darning the 60s Syphilis which was the historically big danger was dealt with by penicillin alongside basically every other existing STD. And it remained as such during the 70s.
Then the AIDS crisis happened and suddenly their was this new big threat that there was no medicine for with people wasting away and dying from it.
This spooked the boomers who were now adults so hard that Safe Sex become the topic of import for decades afterwards, the moralizing was half to cope with the trauma.
Anonymous No.148976277 [Report]
>>148974303
Different Anon here. This whole thing confused me so much. I think your explanation makes the most sense. But I thought it was a guy running out of a taxi without paying, and the second panel had the guy missing his feet as part of some cosmic punishment for stealing a cab ride. Because at first I thought his shoes were just like his pants being tied up around his stumps. Another theory was that he was a homeless guy just getting a ride "home".
Anonymous No.148976318 [Report]
>>148968211 (OP)
Can someone do an edit where it's the giant dicked hilbilly from that one other boomer comic on the left and the cat looks freaked out?
Anonymous No.148976517 [Report] >>148976684 >>148976717
>>148976228
HIV/AIDS was always a meme. Only gay guys and heroin users ever get it. Fuck the boomers. Love rubbing it in my parents' faces that I've gotten laid and only refuse to get a vasectomy because it has a chance to cause ED. 28 btw.
Anonymous No.148976684 [Report] >>148976690
>>148976517
Woah you've fucked 28 women??? That's so cool! No wonder you don't want to get a vasectomy!
Anonymous No.148976690 [Report] >>148976717
>>148976684
28 is my age dumbass
Anonymous No.148976700 [Report] >>148977284
>>148968211 (OP)
A cat is fine, too
Anonymous No.148976717 [Report] >>148976734
>>148976690
>>148976517
Who the fuck pressures anyone to get a vasectomy at 28? You've got to be dysgenic as fuck.
Anonymous No.148976734 [Report]
>>148976717
Are you ESL or retarded or drunk or high or what? Learn to read.
Anonymous No.148977284 [Report] >>148978062
>>148976700
Sure is!
Anonymous No.148977814 [Report]
>>148968211 (OP)
not funny didnt laugh
Anonymous No.148977862 [Report]
>>148968211 (OP)
I wouldn't take my chances with a child-run glory hole, what if there's an ugly little girl they tricked into it on the other side?
Anonymous No.148977912 [Report] >>148978427
>>148973406
>before??????
>after??
>carrots???????????????
boomers and their esoteric knowledge baka
Anonymous No.148978059 [Report] >>148978118
>>148974379
yea there definitely arent pedos doing sex tourism
clueless.png
Anonymous No.148978062 [Report]
>>148977284
oouuuuhhhhh blue shape erotic
Anonymous No.148978118 [Report]
>>148978059
Ok well I dont agree with that and thats not what I was talking about
Anonymous No.148978427 [Report]
>>148977912
he lost interest in the girl carrot after the sexy carrot came along. and she's upset despite being pissed off before by his advances