>>148969471Mike must forever be punished for not worshipping Lucy's parasitic ass and choosing Sandy.
Also its just fucking hilarious to me becuz this is in the lens of a mentally ill woman-child with severe BPD and I imagine this is how she sees the world.
"Oh no, two of my friends talking in the distance, it must mean my entire universe is crumbling, better starve myself and spiral like a crazy person!"
>>148969148That'd be too interest, he just needs to pout and feel shit about himself. Remember when he was REEEING about anyone touching his Sandy.. err Cellphone?
At least when he was in his shitty Kermit-get up he wasn't a total fucking waste with no will of his own.
>>148969431It'll be "They are both dumbasses that love to run and don't really pay much attention when Mike isn't there."
So Mike can stew in the corner of the cafeteria starving because Augustus crossed his arms at him and said "Stop existing at this school, Lucy can barely handle reality."
Again GREAT JOB LUCY'S PARENTS for putting her back in a school that she can barely function in.