Thread 148989438 - /co/ [Archived: 1190 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:51:07 AM No.148989438
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Just got back from this, it's a literal 1:1 remake of the animated movie
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:54:55 AM No.148989465
>>148989438 (OP)
>1:1 remake
The blonde girl is now a mutt, so factually incorrect.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:01:02 AM No.148989506
>>148989438 (OP)
welcome to live action remakes
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:02:59 AM No.148989525
>>148989438 (OP)
At least Toothless kinda looks the same... except he looks older than all 3 animated movies combined.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:03:49 AM No.148989533
>>148989465
In terms of plot, it is 1:1. Scene for scene.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:21:57 AM No.148989674
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>>148989438 (OP)
i forgot that this existed. thanks.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:25:49 AM No.148989702
>>148989506
What the hell are you talking about? The Disney remakes all changed major shit and everyone bitched about it. Dreamworks is probably taking the smarter approach by just painstakingly recreating the thing they already know works even if it would be better to not remake it at all.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:34:22 AM No.148989781
>>148989438 (OP)
I refuse to watch this above all because I hate the actress for Astrid. Two days before premiering this movie she said that Americans should be all about diversity and tolerance and all that trust fund rich bitch nonsense. That bitch alone is why I hate this movie.

For some time now I've realized that Hollywood should be pirated strictly because the people making the movies are all shit. Don't be surprised if fan favorite actors like Keanu Reeves is a pile of subhuman shit similar to this bitch.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:39:30 AM No.148989820
>>148989781
oink oink
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:41:57 AM No.148989840
>>148989438 (OP)
I’ve heard that it does stay pretty true to the og film but adds needless scenes and that Hiccup and Astrid have no chemistry whatsoever
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:43:44 AM No.148989851
>>148989820
Go back to attacking Iran you Jewish Slave.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:47:26 AM No.148989875
>>148989840
>and that Hiccup and Astrid have no chemistry whatsoever

Hiccup and Astrid never had chemistry not even in the animated film. Tale as old as time, Beta Dork And the Cheerleader. The only reason Astrid who looked down on Hiccup and even hated him for briefly being better than her at dragon affairs ended up loving him is because the Bad Writing wills it.

Their romance has always been wish fulfillment shit. So alpha most popular girl in the village is going to bother with a beta dweeb like Hiccup. And Hiccup being the chief's son is more of a detail formality because I'm sorry Hiccup has nothing going for himself and before you say "But he discovered dragon taming" nope that was Hiccups deadbeat Mary Sue mother who no one hates for being a deadbeat. God the writing is so awful for these movies when you actually think about it.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:47:28 AM No.148989876
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>>148989438 (OP)
>it's a literal 1:1 remake of the animated movie
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:56:28 AM No.148989946
>>148989876
Why does Hollywood keep hiring ugly bitches?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:00:29 AM No.148989983
You know what would solve this bullshit? If people had any taste. If noone would actually pay for this retarded shit it wouldn't get made. But they do. So this is what we get.

Must be all the microplasticing in our COVID-cooked brains I guess.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:05:25 AM No.148990026
>>148989438 (OP)
Why did you go in the first place?