>”X beats the Devil” is one of the most famous storytelling tropes in human history
>Comic where Spider-Man faces the Devil
>He gets btfo and never gets one over on Mephisto
How would you write “Spider-Man beats the Devil?”

>>148996193 (OP)
>How would you write “Spider-Man beats the Devil?”

Peter relinquishes his powers to Paul, who permanently kills Mephisto with one punch because spider-powers amplified by Paul's inherent awesomeness makes him stronger than the One Above All.

>>148996193 (OP)
Doc Strange
Maybe throw in Daimon for help

>>148996421
>Doc Strange

He'll be the one who transfers Peter the fraud's stolen powers to Paul, their rightful owner.

Infernal Spider-Man Team-Up
A limited series where he first encounters Ghost Rider in a misunderstanding fight because of an unrelated curse, and then in successive issues he storms hell with different spooky guys. The final issue has another Hell Lord secretly helping Spider-Man to a goal of the end of hells mostly to spite Mephisto who has become more popular than the others.

Paul fills all of her holes 24/7 and she's happy now, anon

>>148996193 (OP)
>the devil: I want your marriage!
>spider-man: okay.
>the devil: really? Just like that.
>spider-man: yes you can have the marriage of Peter Parker and Mary Jane but I could just get remarried under a new name
>the devil: no that isn't
>spider-man: and actually lots of couples find happiness in being together without actually signing some government papers or changing last names
>the devil: yeah but
>spider-man: actually now that I think about it couldn't I just swap with a nearly identical alternate universe version of myself and that satisfy the requirement? It wouldn't be the same person so technically it's a new marriage
>the devil: well I guess I can't argue
>spider-man: and fuck it, why don't I just get married AS spider-man? That satisfies the requirement too doesn't it
>the devil: come on man
>spider-man: no take backs
THERE GOES THE SPIDER-MAAAAAAAN

>>148996193 (OP)
the day Marvel just allows Spider-Man to defeat Mephisto and reclaim his marriage is the day, the industry heals.

>>148996287
Kill yourself

>>148997473
OP's exact words were:

>How would you write “Spider-Man beats the Devil?”

He said Spider-Man. He didn't say Peter Parker.

>>148996193 (OP)
“This is bullshit.”
And then they walk away and deal with their problems like normal humans.

>>148996193 (OP)
EZ SLZ

>>148997080
But it will never happen, heck why should it since MJ left peter for another man anyway.

>>148996193 (OP)
because peter is jew

>>148997080
>the day Marvel just allows Spider-Man to defeat Mephisto and reclaim his marriage is the day, the industry heals.
OMD being undone is no longer a option for two reasons one MJ left peter for paul and secondly Gwen is back in his life since she is alive again checkmate MJ fags.

>>148997080
The OMD cult will never allow that to happen for as long as they still work at Marvel

>>148998789
Honsetly spider fags should give up and get on with their lives marvel will never undo it. Besides lots of people are sick of them whining about it. just give it up as long spider-man remains disney propriety there is no chance of this being undone in addtion to this spider-man won't become public domain until 2057.

>>148996193 (OP)
can't beat Paul's cock

>>148998929
Shut the fuck up faggot. Your life is meaningless without these threads.

>>148999444
Except I got what I WANTED I wanted Gwen back and as a mutant and that's what I got. which is hardly surprising really given the clone thing has been done to death.

>>148996193 (OP)
I already killed Mephisto. He's a weak little bitch like Spider-Man editorial and Paul.

>>148999444
>trips of truth.
based. tom brevoort is a fat obese balding faggot.

>>148998652
kekekekek

>>148998929
Nah its really just an editorial problem and the sales are so bad they have to rely on ragebait, logically speaking if something were to happen to them that could change...

OMD gets too much undeserved hate. Peter never acted out of character. A truly good person would make that same deal if offered.

>>149000388
No it's not editoral problem but rather disney's you see in their eyes he must forever remain young and undeveloped in order to appeal to newer generations of kids.

>>148996193 (OP)
>before this he meets god and is told to trust the plan
>proceeds to make the deal with the devil anyway
>if he refused he would've gotten a much better future
Although I'm surprised the writer didn't go for the Spider-Girl future, maybe out of respect for Defalco.

>>149000413
Is that so? tell me do you know any DC or Marvel characters who ever were offered such a deal. they are none of course since mephisto knows they all know better. take this situation let's say alfred is dying and he comes to bruce and says only he can save him but in exchange for his soul. now seeing we are talking about batman do you really think he would be foolish enough to say yes to the deal? more likely he would told tell him to go to hell. since he is smarter then peter and knows better.

>>149001574
More like out of fear. DeFalco would have killed him.

Why are you having Pete fight the devil in the first place. Then you lot complain about power levels when you write crazy shit like this where Spider-Man is dealing with being above his weight class. Stick to street crime.

>>149002737
Anons are fine when Peter does it. They'd complain if you know who does it.

I simply would not write him at all

>>149000413
Fuck off Tom.

>>148999644
but Spider-Gwen is the main Gwen of Earth-616 though? who is this mutant Gwen you talk of?

>>149003024
cut the shit out Spider-Gwen was never 616 Gwen

>>149003066
but she is though? Marvel already announced, Gwendolyn Stacy is about to be permanently affixed in Earth-616, forever erasing the legacy of the trashy Gwen before because Spider-Gwen is here to stay!

>>149002737
I'd say it's fine if it's something like a team-up book and you want to show off lesser-known heroes and villains through Spider-Man.
Of course none of this relates to OMD.

>>149002840
Shut up.

>>149002840
the hypocrisy on this board when it comes to comparing Miles versus Peter is funny sometimes

>>148996193 (OP)
Peter beating Mephisto is the day marvel wisens up.

>>148998281
You're a failed abortion

>>149002737
But it's supposed to be a story where the hero overcomes the odds and uses their superior wit to trick literal Satan. It's supposed to be a story where Peter Parker proves he's a hero even without his powers.

So mods are nowhere to be seen when the polack and his buttbuddy shit up the thread, but I get a ban for talking about the fucking topic?
I mean, what the fuck is THIS shit?
>a thread dedicated to discussing themes of Spider-Man 2
>I bring up the literal plot point in the movie that Spider-Man making a choice to quit increases his personal happiness, but has unintented negative consequences such as crime going up
>get into a little altercation with another anon (who was acting like a faggot in my defense), leading me to post this image to substantiate my claim
Could I have handled shit better instead of getting angry? Yeah, sure.
But my ban wasn't for being a meanie or using bad no-no words or anything, it was "for being offtopic" and I just have to ask: fucking HOW?
The image of a movie prop I posted is a literal plot point used in the movie relating to the themes of responsibility of Spider-Man 2 the movie based on a comic character Spider-Man created by Stan Lee and Steve Ditko. What, did the retard mods not notice that Daily Bugle doesn't exist in real life or that the words "Spider-Man" are in the image meaning it's not some fucking unrelated news article from some real life yellow press rag? It's, I repeat, literally a plot point from the movie.
Unless it's for talking about movies in the first place, but that's oddly selective when only I get a ban.
I've had bans for obscure comic/cartoon references that flew past the mods' heads over the years, but this is my first time getting banned for referencing something as popular and mainstream as fucking Raimi's Spider-Man trilogy. It's not a deleted scene, it's not obscure lost media. IT LITERALLY APPEARS IN THE MOVIE. I hate to sound like a woman, but I'm actually fucking speechless.
>hurr it's a short ban
It's not the length, it's the principle. You can get banned for God only knows what, while some no-lifer retard can spam "ahaha Paul Paul am I funny yet?" every day 24/7 in his basement unimpeded? Fuck that.

>>149003772
Lmao

>>149003756
>>148996193 (OP)
>maryWh0reFag
>delusional
figures

>>149002737
Because OMD already made him a part of his rogues gallery. Why are you asking stupid questions?

>>149002840
That's not true. These kind of stories never felt completely natural with Peter. It was always science and adventures in the city. Things like Spiderverse are crap, and Miles being synonymous with them (because he literally has no originality) is funny and further proof that it doesn't works

>>149004208
All I know is that in a well-written fight of "Spider-Man vs. Mephisto", Peter would outsmart him while some other hero like Doctor Strange or Thor is doing all the heavy lifting of actually fist-fighting him.
Miles would just pull a powerup out of his ass and everybody would clap and tell him how brave and cool he is.

>>149004023
Kill yourself. No joke.

>>148996193 (OP)
Peter is Christian. All Christians are going to hell. Peter's soul would had ended up in Mephisto's possession eventually.

>>149003768
I'm a parasite that feeds on rage.

>>149004330
At least you admit you're nothing but a drain on everyone. Now change and stop being such a parasite.

>>149004336
>Now change and stop being such a parasite.

>>149004349
There's no positive outcome for being a shit stain on the internet. How do you benefit from this? Do you honestly think you're getting one up on anyone with this charade? But you're too dumb/far gone to listen to any genuine criticism of you. You'll just dismiss what people say to you with another shitty joke like always. It's pathetic, really.

>>149004371
>How do you benefit from this?

When I said that I feed on rage, that wasn't hyperbole. The angrier you get, the fuller my belly gets, the higher my power gets. I have all the power you give me and my weapon is hate.

>>149004505
Like a brick wall. The lockdowns must have done a number on you.

>>149004547
You asked a question and I answered honestly. If you don't like the answer, that's a you problem.

>>149004554
Shut up.

>>149004567
But I'm not done eating.

>>148996287
Then he joins the X-Men. Any team, I don't care.

>>149004585
He joins all of them and does such a good job that every other superhero retires.

>>149004575
Eat a bullet.

>>149004593
But those have no nutritional value for me, and your rage is so very very delicious. Simple, yet crisp and bold. I might have a place for you in my... whine cellar.

>>149004591
He makes Rogue dump Gambit for him

Is there anything more cringe than this larp?
I can't even imagine what kind of repulsive faggot could type those things out and not feel embarrassment. Must be a Slott-tier fatso.

>>149004602
Ah, a fellow rage-eater. I should've known.

>>149004595
Maybe stop basing your entire life and personality around being an internet troll. It's never been cool.

>>149004611
But trolling is the most efficient way for me to feed. It's like telling a fisherman not to fish.

>>149004607
>Must be a Slott-tier fatso.

To be fair, your rage has a lot of empty calories.

>>148996193 (OP)
spider-man faces Mephisto and defeats Mephisto. his marriage is restored and Paul is revealed to be a creation of Mephisto.

during all this may is revealed to be alive and held by osborn. she is brought back and after the time retcon mj is revealed to be pregnant with twins Benjy and Annie.

pete leaves to raise his family and miles, ben and kaine all work to protect new york as web corps. three spider themed and powered heroes.

>>149004616
Who are you typing out all this cringey drivel for?

Case in point. No adult would ever type that shit out and not feel like a cringelord supreme.

>>149004630
Who does a fisherman cast out his line for? For the fish. And you're my fish. My angry, angry fish. My little toothless piranha.

>>149004633
Shut up nerd.

>>148999021
>Gets mogged by a troubled teen
lol. lmao

>>149004634
When I'm done eating. Which is when you stop feeding me. At that point the party's over and it's time to find the next party.

>>149004640
You don't go to parties.

Idgaf about the literal devil but how would you write The Devil as a street-level crook?

>149004322
No, all jews are going to hell, same with muslims.

>>149004653
the devil is a street level crook. satanists and jews are weaker than him for believing in him.

>>148996193 (OP)
>Paul is unmasked as Mephisto in a cheap rubber mask
>Peter and MJ beat Mephisto like he owes them money
>Norman shows up and helps them
>They beat Mephisto harder than you beat your meat to a Funbag Friday thread
>Other Marvel heroes who've been victims of Mephisto show up and join in
>This goes on for two years of ASM issues of Mephisto getting beaten up and made to cry, sometimes he's drawn to resemble Marvel editors and writers like Quesada, Brevoort, Lowe and Slott
>Beaten to within an inch of his life, finally, Mephisto relents
>Peter and MJ get their marriage back, and their baby Norman gets his three kids back, nothing from OMD onwards happened
>Any time Mephisto ever appears again afterwards, he's in a full body cast and a wheelchair, permanently twitchy and terrified, and he doesn't dare do anything bad ever again

>>149004650
It was a figure of speech, dimwit.

>>149005048
Looks like I hit a nerve.

>>148996193 (OP)
"You know what, that bih was old, it was her time. No deal."

>>149005068
No, I just figured insulting you would make you angrier. It enhances the flavor, like a pinch of... salt! *badum-psssch*

>>149005078
What's it like to live such a worthless life that THIS is the only way for you to feel fulfilled? You obviously have no job, no school, no friends, nothing to keep your needy ass occupied. And THIS is the best way you think of to spend your time? Drop this cringey troll facade. I can tell that you're just a fragile little bitch in real life.

>>149005092
Birds eat bugs, sharks eat fish, cows eat grass, I eat rage. Gotta do what you're good at, right? And I'm clearly good at it, since you're serving up a three-course meal for me.

>>149005103
You're clearly desperate to hang on to your little fantasy world.

>>149005113
Well, you're still here feeding me, so who's the real idiot, huh?

>>149005118
You, since you had to ask.

>>149005120
I mean, you could walk away at any time, and now you know that I'm feeding on your rage, but you're still here, practically spooning your rage into my open mouth. So yeah, you're the idiot.

>>148996193 (OP)
>MJ, I think I want a divorce.

>>149005123
I'm now starting to think you're a bot. Prove otherwise by posting a picture of yourself with a sheet of paper with the current date and "I'M A FAGGOT" written on it.

>>148997022
that'd be super based, the writers would never do anything like that.

>>149005123
Because I want to see how far I can go insulting you until you finally start breaking down. But you're too much of a stubborn little faggot to concede.

>>149005128
Nice try, but I'm not that stupid.

>>149005220
Funny, that's how I feel about you.

>>149005291
Lol.

>>149005291
>Nice try, but I'm not that stupid.
'Afraid I'll be able to count the amount of acne scars and chin pubes?
>Funny, that's how I feel about you.
As soon as it was convenient for you to try and get a zing in. Don't even THINK we're on the same level. I spit on you.

>>149005343
>Don't even THINK we're on the same level.

Of course I don't think that. I operate on a level that you can't even comprehend.

>>149005346
You're right. I'm not mentally ill enough to comprehend anything going on in your head.

Make MJ the one he has to save instead of May, have him talk with Daredevil or Nightcrawler about the religious gift he's feeling for making a pact with a demon, and end on a team up battle against him

>>149005373
Please, sanity is a one-trick pony. Ooh, rational thought, big whoop. When you're good and crazy, the sky's the limit!

>>149005474
Get off the internet.

>>149005504
See >>149004349

>>149003124
Thaat's not true and you know it stop making shit up.

>>148996193 (OP)
A group of different heroes make a plan to beat Mephesto, it ends with Black Heart taking his place and makes a none aggression pack with the supers.

>>149001692
A hero wouldn't offer to make the deal, but they would accept it if it was offered to them.

Oh, look. Shitting up the thread with a cringier and more juvenile repeating of "U MAD" is not offtopic.
Talking about the movie in a movie thread is.
Good to know!
I hope all mods, jannies and the spamming subhuman(s?) get killed in Minecraft.

>>149006211
No they would not Batman sure as fuck would not and neither would Superman.

>33 posts of offtopic cancer spam in a 108 post-thread (that's only counting the garbage spammers and not those replying to them)
>only one post deleted not even made by a spammer
Fantastic job. A+ Gold fucking Star. Chef's kiss. SSS.

>>149004307
OG Gwen Stacy is back for good and all eviidence points to her being a mutant no joke how does this makes you feel MJ fags?

I can't resist posting these if only to get the MJ fags seething

Peter being electrified by Gwen seems to be rather appropriate his life is just full of shocks lol

I can't wait for ther inevitable meeting between Gwen And MJ. Given MJ is now Venom and Gwen is a mutant it should a interesting fight they have.

>>148996193 (OP)
Mephisto tries to pull one over on Pete by having him sell his marriage to MJ in exchange for healing Aunt May's bullet wound.
Peter and MJ say no.
Mephisto tries to pressure them.
OoA shows up (looking like Stan Lee), grabs Mephisto by the collar, tears off his face, and reveals that it was Joe Quesada all along. He then drags him off screen saying "You and I need to have a few words, Mephit-Joe"