Thread 148998470

He canonically had sex and cummed inside a woman

Same.

You can't rule out that he invented an Impreg-inator

>>148998470 (OP)
Yes.

>>148998470 (OP)
in his 30s, at that. pretty impressive. Charlene must have been really, really drunk

>>148998568
And that, Perry the platypus, is how I got my wife pregnant with my insem-inator.

>>148998470 (OP)
Yes. Possibly another one if you follow that theory of Candace unknowingly being his as well.

>>149001601
But anon, that would mean my headcanon about her dad being the worst person ever would be in shambles! You can't do this to me!

>>149001666
I don't exactly follow that theory either but I mean, it does explain some things. Candace's apparent inherit ability to invent at nearing the same level as Phineas And Ferb and just how similar they are and their knack at invoking the wrath of the Mysterious Force.

>>148998568
That's absolutely what he called it in bed and kept insisting on calling it. Even to his ex's dismay.

>>149001666
>that would mean my headcanon about her dad being the worst person ever would be in shambles!

Candace's dad would be really hard pressed to be a worst parent than the Doofenshmirtzes; Heinz's own mom didn't even show up for his birth.

>>149002242
Heinz came from some terrible parents but he himself is a great dad.

>>149001601
The theory is more about Phineas, but according to Dwampy, it's not really true, Doof and Linda didn't get that far in their relationship.

>>149002390
I'm more of the idea tha their father is dead, same with Ferb's mom.

>>149002370
Great in the sense that he tries, but the show has shown multiple times he's not very good at immediately recognizing Vanessa's needs.

>>149002515
Yeah he's got his head in his work a bit too much but he cares and does his best which is worlds above what his parents did.

>>148998470 (OP)
good on him

do we ever get to see his wife? there's like 500 episodes i cant remember if we ever do.

>>149004082
Lots of times. But they're divorced.

>>148998498
Liar

>>149004151
She's Jewish right?

>>149002515
uoh more loli Vanessa

>>148998470 (OP)
Anyone can have sex no matter how ugly, short, disfigured, fat, dumb, or poor you are. You just have to have a good attitude. If you're always negative all the time, you ain't getting any pussy. No one wants to be around negativity.

>>149005719
I know, but I do have some standards
the biggest one being NO FATTIES
which eliminates almost anyone from being considered

>>149005778
Then fuck a non-fat person. It isn't difficult.

And if he can do it ....

And you didn't

>>149005689
Shut the fuck up gooner.

>>149002390
Whos to say that >>148998568 didn't accidentally hit Linda?

>>149007140
So let it be headcanoned, so let it be fanficed.

>>148998470 (OP)
Sex doesn’t exist in cartoons, he probably just kissed her and a baby popped into existence

>>149007140
I'm pretty sure the answer is still no but whatevs.

>>149008086
Linda has mentioned being pregnant with Candace.

>>149008095
Its just fun to come up with theories I guess, since the creators probably have no idea who Phineas' dad and Ferb's mom are.

>>149008374
I think it's more that they just don't have an answer because it literally doesn't matter to the show or characters.
Phineas and Ferb are step brothers only because they wanted them to be the same age, but not twins, they never came up with who their biological father and mother were because they genuinely don't matter, their parents are Linda and Lawrence, and that's it.

The ULTIMATE loli Vanessa Doofenschmirtz pic

>>149002927
I know.
Can you imagine your parents not even showing up for your birth?

>>148998498
Me too bro

>>149004564
Cope loser

>>149008462
They could have just made them non identical twins

>>149009260
They didn't want them to be twins at all.

>>149008462
I feel like if the show goes on for long enough, we'll eventually get an actual answer to their father and mother.
It'd probably be easy to say Ferb's mother died during childbirth or something, but I don't think the show would ever be willing to get that angsty.

>>149009501
That's twinphobic

>>149009563
Maybe, but I don't mind, the twins trope has been done to death in media, I like seeing some step brothers for a change.

>>149008462
>Phineas and Ferb are step brothers only because they wanted them to be the same age
I thought it was because Povenmire grew up in a step-family thing? I don't remember if it was he had a step brother or something but I vaguely remember him saying that's why he did it. Probably in one of those youtube shorts he kept pumping out over the years.

>>148998470 (OP)
I mean, who wouldn't fuck that man

>>149010072
Clearly they wanted justification for Ferb to have a British accent.

>>149008529
>Lolita ages from 12 to 17 over the story
Regular Vanessa is 15-16 in the show.

>>148998470 (OP)
Based Doof

>>148998568
>>149000104
Nah, they would be the
"impreg-inator-inator"
and
"insem-inator-inator"
respectively

>>148998470 (OP)
Funny that you made this thread around this time, because tomorrow, June 15th, is Vanessa's birthday!
Also Linda and Lawrence's anniversary.

>>149008462
Phineas and Ferb fans obsessing over the former's biological father or the latter's mother never fail to make me laugh. Y'all are missing the point! The Flynn-Fletchers blended together to form a family that feels WHOLE. Dan & Swampy are never gonna explore that any further. That joke in the StarWars special is as much as you're ever gonna get, and I hope it stays that way.

>>149013170
Yeah but I'm still kinda curious.
Aren't you at least a bit curious about what the answers could possibly be?

>>149010072

I think it was Marsh who grew up with a blended family and who has talked about how television shows didn't really do a good job of portraying them when they actually even bothered to do so.