Patrick is a piece of shit but this is 100% spongebobs fault. He gassed Patrick up to max for no damn reason. Could've just taken him to the carnival to have fun and had the stupid chocolate be an actual surprise

>>149001545 (OP)
He had no idea Sandy would get attacked and be late.

>>149001558
He knew patrick would freak the fuck out if he had to wait more than 1 second for a gift, in fact he was relishing the animalistic fervor

What was Patrick even going to do at the end before Sandy interrupted? Why would someone as frustratingly nice as spongebob even want to be friends with someone who'll violently lash out for retarded reasons? Even in that episode where Squidward crashed at spongebob's house and caused him to snap, he didn't imply that he was going to physically harm squidward

>>149001545 (OP)
I can understand why SpongeBob would still want to be friends with Patrick (he's dumb and naive) but why the hell would Sandy be okay with it?

>>149001545 (OP)
Patrick did nothing wrong

>>149001580
No he didn't, you are just pulling that out of your ass

>>149002911
>Why would someone as frustratingly nice as spongebob even want to be friends with someone who'll violently lash out for retarded reasons?
Same reason that people befriend other people with mental disabilities: You don't hold it against them because they can't be held to the same level of accountability and you relish being able to give them oppertunities and to make them have a good time.

>>149003950
>No he didn't, you are just pulling that out of your ass
Scratch that he did. Kind of a dick head move to be honest

>>149003964
>me vs Santa claus

>>149003964
Vile