Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:53:11 PM No.149005890
I wish she was real.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 4:27:57 PM No.149006129
>>149005890 (OP)
Indeed. Imagine the existential terror she would feel at suddenly becoming Real, and then being made aware that everything she knew, everything she cared about, was a work of fiction.
I'm getting hard already.
Indeed. Imagine the existential terror she would feel at suddenly becoming Real, and then being made aware that everything she knew, everything she cared about, was a work of fiction.
I'm getting hard already.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 4:29:22 PM No.149006142
>>149006129
I wish reality wasnt so boring and worthless. I wanna meet and fuck and alien like tak someday
I wish reality wasnt so boring and worthless. I wanna meet and fuck and alien like tak someday
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 4:29:26 PM No.149006143
NOPE, Nope, Nope.
She is cool when we barbify her.
She is a monster.
She is cool when we barbify her.
She is a monster.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 4:47:38 PM No.149006268
sex with irkens
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:51:24 PM No.149006774
>>149006143
I mean she is still a 3ft tall gremlin that outside of a retard is quite stoppable. Literally IZ is one of the few worlds where if a average human can go into and rule it. Most of the humans and aliens in IZ are very stupid or win off other entities stupidity.
I mean she is still a 3ft tall gremlin that outside of a retard is quite stoppable. Literally IZ is one of the few worlds where if a average human can go into and rule it. Most of the humans and aliens in IZ are very stupid or win off other entities stupidity.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:01:47 PM No.149007443
>>149006774
Dude,Zim is stupid....or suffering some mental problem.
Tak is is not a defective. She has a literal people shredder following her and lets not even mention half of goods she is supplied as an irken. She has no pride like the Predators so killing it is more difficult then avoiding diabetes while being American.
Dude,Zim is stupid....or suffering some mental problem.
Tak is is not a defective. She has a literal people shredder following her and lets not even mention half of goods she is supplied as an irken. She has no pride like the Predators so killing it is more difficult then avoiding diabetes while being American.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:27:27 PM No.149007718
>>149007443
>abandoned her hard-programmed post as a Janitorial Service Drone
>has no support because the Tallest don't even know she's there
>MiMi is no better than a regular SIR
>the 50-foot-tall on/off switch
The entire joke of that episode was that Tak is just as stupid and broken as Zim. Realistically, the Tallest would have congratulated her on her "achievement", then dumped her into a star like Bob for rebelling and given some taller Irken the credit.
>abandoned her hard-programmed post as a Janitorial Service Drone
>has no support because the Tallest don't even know she's there
>MiMi is no better than a regular SIR
>the 50-foot-tall on/off switch
The entire joke of that episode was that Tak is just as stupid and broken as Zim. Realistically, the Tallest would have congratulated her on her "achievement", then dumped her into a star like Bob for rebelling and given some taller Irken the credit.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:22:58 PM No.149008262
>>149005890 (OP)
THE FUCKING OG. MY GOATTT
THE FUCKING OG. MY GOATTT
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:24:35 PM No.149008276
>>149007718
Tak only lost because of her ego. If she did not play with her food she would have won.
Remove Zim from the calculation and her schemes are perfect.
Tak only lost because of her ego. If she did not play with her food she would have won.
Remove Zim from the calculation and her schemes are perfect.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:39:29 PM No.149008407
>>149005890 (OP)
Gotta wonder which future plans Jhonen had for her. She was introduced in the Season 1 finale for a reason.
Gotta wonder which future plans Jhonen had for her. She was introduced in the Season 1 finale for a reason.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:06:53 PM No.149008623
>>149008276
>Tak only lost because of her ego. If she did not play with her food she would have won.
She also disobeyed orders, which instantly makes her a defective.
Also, Tak is not 'that' great. She literally put a giant "Off" button in her doomsday machine, and got defeated the moment her robot started freaking out.
If you remove their flaws from the calculation, then Zim would be an unstoppable mad scientist who could have destroyed the entire Empire by himself.
>Tak only lost because of her ego. If she did not play with her food she would have won.
She also disobeyed orders, which instantly makes her a defective.
Also, Tak is not 'that' great. She literally put a giant "Off" button in her doomsday machine, and got defeated the moment her robot started freaking out.
If you remove their flaws from the calculation, then Zim would be an unstoppable mad scientist who could have destroyed the entire Empire by himself.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:10:20 PM No.149008647
>>149008276
>Remove Zim from the calculation and her schemes are perfect
The entire reason she's scheming and calculating is BECAUSE Zim, you dumb twat.
>Remove Zim from the calculation and her schemes are perfect
The entire reason she's scheming and calculating is BECAUSE Zim, you dumb twat.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:24:04 PM No.149008787
>>149008647
Proof?
Proof?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:25:32 PM No.149008801
>>149008623
The only reason she was not made an invader was because Zim.
The only reason she was discovered by Dib, was because she had an vendetta vs Zim.
The only reason she was not made an invader was because Zim.
The only reason she was discovered by Dib, was because she had an vendetta vs Zim.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:27:10 PM No.149008819
>>149008801
>The only reason she was not made an invader was because Zim.
Some would argue that being stopped by something as flimsy as a door being blocked is proof she wasn't material, but if not that, the fact that she became so obsessed with him after that, and literally did the exact same thing Zim did ("Quitting" her exile) shows they're quite a bit alike.
>The only reason she was not made an invader was because Zim.
Some would argue that being stopped by something as flimsy as a door being blocked is proof she wasn't material, but if not that, the fact that she became so obsessed with him after that, and literally did the exact same thing Zim did ("Quitting" her exile) shows they're quite a bit alike.
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Big Bongus
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6/14/2025, 9:29:35 PM No.149008844
>>149005890 (OP)
I ship her with Zim
I ship her with Zim
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:29:56 PM No.149008848
>>149008819
The entire city was destroyed while Zim went on a wild ride. Also she was not an invader or had the motivation to go over the heads of the tallest in her schemes.
The entire city was destroyed while Zim went on a wild ride. Also she was not an invader or had the motivation to go over the heads of the tallest in her schemes.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:17:22 PM No.149009305
>>149007443
I was saying in general not her specifically, also she really is just as flawed as zim. I love tak but a normal human male is becoming god in that verse because look at gaz. She's as close to normal as one gets in that verse and she just no efforts through most things.
>>149007718
Heh love this image never thought of feral tak
I was saying in general not her specifically, also she really is just as flawed as zim. I love tak but a normal human male is becoming god in that verse because look at gaz. She's as close to normal as one gets in that verse and she just no efforts through most things.
>>149007718
Heh love this image never thought of feral tak
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:41:27 PM No.149009513
>>149009305
How is she flawed if we remove Zim?
How is she flawed if we remove Zim?
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:12:02 PM No.149009850
>>149008844
Never thought of it until these threads, but how would it even work
>>149009513
Well her ego, and zim leads her to being flawed. That's like saying hey get rid of zim's ego and saying how is he flawed. You are getting rid of the main conflict which makes her who she is.
Never thought of it until these threads, but how would it even work
>>149009513
Well her ego, and zim leads her to being flawed. That's like saying hey get rid of zim's ego and saying how is he flawed. You are getting rid of the main conflict which makes her who she is.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:01:00 AM No.149010394
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:19:35 AM No.149011171
>>149005890 (OP)
She is real. Real fucking' cute.
She is real. Real fucking' cute.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:22:49 AM No.149011195
I like Taster of Pork, but I would still trade it for "Tak's 22 minutes comeback episode" anyday