You know a villain is poorly-executed when not even Jennifer Saunders can save her.
>>149010583 (OP)Doesn't matter, Shrek movies are made for normies to clap to the fart jokes and pop culture references.
>>149010583 (OP)You know an OP is sucking someone off when they make the same fucking thread multiple times a day for months on end without getting IP blocked.
>>149010598Correct, but the first Shrek movie at least has much more soul put in than Shrek 2. Shrek 2 was the beggining of the decline of the same tired formula for DreamWorks movies and the PDI division, with a few exceptions. Puss In Boots TLW is another exception in the franchise.
>>149010583 (OP)how many of these threads are you going to make? Find one character that's believable and stick to it, otherwise the trolling is transparent as fuck.
>>149010636Well, Shrek was one of the first of its kind so it gets a pass. My reaction to it was basically "oh neat, a fart n giggle movie. Well that's different". Shrek 2 was "oh. another fart n giggle movie. seen it". I'm not above giggling at farts but you can only giggle at so many.
>>149010730You tell me that but you know it's true. Only few movies immediately after Shrek 2 manage to avoid the worst aspects of the formula that Shrek 2 abuses ad nauseam.
>>149010583 (OP)>acts as a true mirror for Shrek>great performance>looks like a Hot Grandma>best music sequence in the entire seriesNever understand how someone this autistic could hate something this quality.
>>149010583 (OP)Stop copying the guy that hates Panda 2
>>149011009They're the same autist. He just keeps rotating through a handful of subjects he keeps spamming the catalog with.
>>149010598Shrek movies were never good. The Last Wish is the only good movie in the franchise (and also a great one).
>>149011042>They're the same autistNo, they aren't. Panda 2 hater doesn't mind Shrek 2
>>149011311No, that's just what the Shrek 2 spammer wants everyone to think
>>149011355It's not just a Shrek 2 spammer it's Sharkfag.
>>149010598I hope Shrek's daughter farts in the new movie
>>149011168>>149011355Why are there so many Dreamworks autists on this board?
>>149012780It's mostly just one massive faggot with too much time on his hands
>>149012668I hope it's a really dramatic moment where she embraces her Ogre side and braps so hard it blows up a house.
>>149012780It is just one Autist obsessed with Shark Tale and upset that it didnโt become as popular as Shrek 2 or Kung Fu Panda 2
This movie came out around the same time I was hitting puberty and I wanted to fuck her so bad. When I was 21 I went to a casino and found an older woman who looked like her playing on a slot machine, we flirted and I ended up fucking her.
I still think about her sometimes.
>>149017536As a guy who would be in that age range and has had several boners for old women during that period.....nah, she was never attractive.
>>149010583 (OP)You know OP is a butthurt bitch when he seethes about movies everyone loves all day every day.
>>149012668>>149016975How old is she supposed to be again?
>>149010583 (OP)............................
HIT IT
>>149016303Shrek memes never fail to make me laugh
>>149019157Given about 15 years has passed it's safe to say at least 15 or 16.
>>149010583 (OP)She was supposed to be the villain?
>>149019997Based, older fat chicks are great lays
>>149028913You've changed, /co/... FOR THE BETTER!
>>149029574They don't make cartoon hags like they used to...
>>149029574Is there a follow up of this?
>>149030528They literally do though, you're just not looking
>Donโt you think youโve already messed her life up enough?
>I just wanted her to be happy
>And now she can be. Oh, sweetheart. Sheโs finally found the prince of her dreams
>But look at me. Look what Iโve done for her
>Itโs time you stop living in a fairy tale, Shrek. Sheโs a princess, and youโre an ogre. Thatโs something no amount of potion will ever change
>But... I love her
>If you really love her, you'll let her go
Gotta love how manipulative she is. Farquaad wasn't like that.
>>149032946One positive aspect I'll give to Shrek 3 is that it reveals that Charming can be just as manipulative as her mother when given the chance. We didn't see that side of him in 2
https://youtu.be/rTEnpZV_JuY?feature=shared
trixie tang a gd how did they assimilate as people into reality for what
>>149033198 chicken fried rice bikini ass no
>>149010583 (OP)She is ROCKIN' that blue! You go, grrl! *rawr*
>>149033258Pokemon should be the blueprint on how anime oughta approach designing older women.
>>149035469Honestly I think purely by the sheer variety and number of characters Pokemon will have a decent if not great example of almost any character type.
>Shrek2 spam thread turns into a celebration of hags
I knew /co/ wouldn't let me down