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Anonymous No.149010583 [Report] >>149010598 >>149010622 >>149010744 >>149010861 >>149011009 >>149014515 >>149017918 >>149018343 >>149019997 >>149022052 >>149023900 >>149024384 >>149026827 >>149033216 >>149034417
You know a villain is poorly-executed when not even Jennifer Saunders can save her.
Anonymous No.149010598 [Report] >>149010636 >>149011159 >>149012668 >>149016303
>>149010583 (OP)
Doesn't matter, Shrek movies are made for normies to clap to the fart jokes and pop culture references.
Anonymous No.149010622 [Report]
>>149010583 (OP)
You know an OP is sucking someone off when they make the same fucking thread multiple times a day for months on end without getting IP blocked.
Anonymous No.149010636 [Report] >>149010730 >>149010748
>>149010598
Correct, but the first Shrek movie at least has much more soul put in than Shrek 2. Shrek 2 was the beggining of the decline of the same tired formula for DreamWorks movies and the PDI division, with a few exceptions. Puss In Boots TLW is another exception in the franchise.
Anonymous No.149010730 [Report] >>149010818
>>149010636
Shut up fag
Anonymous No.149010744 [Report]
>>149010583 (OP)
how many of these threads are you going to make? Find one character that's believable and stick to it, otherwise the trolling is transparent as fuck.
Anonymous No.149010748 [Report]
>>149010636
Well, Shrek was one of the first of its kind so it gets a pass. My reaction to it was basically "oh neat, a fart n giggle movie. Well that's different". Shrek 2 was "oh. another fart n giggle movie. seen it". I'm not above giggling at farts but you can only giggle at so many.
Anonymous No.149010818 [Report] >>149010858
>>149010730
You tell me that but you know it's true. Only few movies immediately after Shrek 2 manage to avoid the worst aspects of the formula that Shrek 2 abuses ad nauseam.
Anonymous No.149010858 [Report] >>149018408
>>149010818
>responding to AdventurePedo
Anonymous No.149010861 [Report]
>>149010583 (OP)
>acts as a true mirror for Shrek
>great performance
>looks like a Hot Grandma
>best music sequence in the entire series
Never understand how someone this autistic could hate something this quality.
Anonymous No.149011009 [Report] >>149011042
>>149010583 (OP)
Stop copying the guy that hates Panda 2
Anonymous No.149011042 [Report] >>149011168
>>149011009
They're the same autist. He just keeps rotating through a handful of subjects he keeps spamming the catalog with.
Anonymous No.149011159 [Report] >>149018406
>>149010598
Shrek movies were never good. The Last Wish is the only good movie in the franchise (and also a great one).
Anonymous No.149011168 [Report] >>149011311 >>149012780
>>149011042
>They're the same autist
No, they aren't. Panda 2 hater doesn't mind Shrek 2
Anonymous No.149011311 [Report] >>149011355
>>149011168
Yes they are the same.
Anonymous No.149011355 [Report] >>149011405 >>149012780
>>149011311
No, that's just what the Shrek 2 spammer wants everyone to think
Anonymous No.149011405 [Report]
>>149011355
It's not just a Shrek 2 spammer it's Sharkfag.
Anonyrnous No.149012668 [Report] >>149014515 >>149016975 >>149019157
>>149010598
I hope Shrek's daughter farts in the new movie
Anonymous No.149012780 [Report] >>149012931 >>149017495
>>149011168
>>149011355
Why are there so many Dreamworks autists on this board?
Anonymous No.149012931 [Report]
>>149012780
It's mostly just one massive faggot with too much time on his hands
Anonymous No.149014515 [Report]
>>149010583 (OP)
>>149012668
fairy god milk.
Anonymous No.149016303 [Report] >>149021352
>>149010598
you sound angry
Anonymous No.149016975 [Report] >>149019157
>>149012668
I hope it's a really dramatic moment where she embraces her Ogre side and braps so hard it blows up a house.
Anonymous No.149017495 [Report]
>>149012780
It is just one Autist obsessed with Shark Tale and upset that it didn’t become as popular as Shrek 2 or Kung Fu Panda 2
Anonymous No.149017536 [Report] >>149017772
This movie came out around the same time I was hitting puberty and I wanted to fuck her so bad. When I was 21 I went to a casino and found an older woman who looked like her playing on a slot machine, we flirted and I ended up fucking her.
I still think about her sometimes.
Anonymous No.149017772 [Report]
>>149017536
As a guy who would be in that age range and has had several boners for old women during that period.....nah, she was never attractive.
Anonymous No.149017918 [Report]
>>149010583 (OP)
>OP, Darling, if you want to talk bollocks and discover the meaning of life you're better off just downing a bottle of whisky. At least that way you're unconscious by the time you start to take yourself seriously!
Anonymous No.149018343 [Report]
>>149010583 (OP)
You know OP is a butthurt bitch when he seethes about movies everyone loves all day every day.
Anonymous No.149018406 [Report] >>149021412
>>149011159
Shut the fuck up tranny
Anonymous No.149018408 [Report] >>149021412
>>149010858
Cope and seethe tranny
Anonymous No.149019157 [Report] >>149021468
>>149012668
>>149016975
How old is she supposed to be again?
Anonymous No.149019997 [Report] >>149028913 >>149041377
>>149010583 (OP)
............................

HIT IT
Anonymous No.149021352 [Report]
>>149016303
Shrek memes never fail to make me laugh
Anonymous No.149021412 [Report]
>>149018406
>>149018408
Samefag.
Anonymous No.149021468 [Report] >>149023289
>>149019157
Given about 15 years has passed it's safe to say at least 15 or 16.
Anonymous No.149022052 [Report] >>149025568
>>149010583 (OP)
Filtered
Anonymous No.149023289 [Report]
>>149021468
Lame.
Anonymous No.149023900 [Report]
>>149010583 (OP)
She was supposed to be the villain?
Anonymous No.149024384 [Report] >>149025081
>>149010583 (OP)
>Jennifer Saunders
who?
Anonymous No.149025081 [Report]
>>149024384
death to all zoomers
Anonymous No.149025568 [Report]
>>149022052
?
Anonymous No.149026827 [Report] >>149027721
>>149010583 (OP)
who
Anonymous No.149027721 [Report] >>149032369
>>149026827
DEATH TO ALL ZOOMERS
Anonymous No.149028913 [Report] >>149029574
>>149019997
Based, older fat chicks are great lays
Anonymous No.149029574 [Report] >>149030528 >>149031426
>>149028913
You've changed, /co/... FOR THE BETTER!
Anonymous No.149030528 [Report] >>149032883
>>149029574
They don't make cartoon hags like they used to...
Anonymous No.149031426 [Report]
>>149029574
Is there a follow up of this?
Anonymous No.149032369 [Report]
>>149027721
Kys
Anonymous No.149032883 [Report] >>149033258
>>149030528
They literally do though, you're just not looking
Anonymous No.149032946 [Report] >>149033118
>Don’t you think you’ve already messed her life up enough?
>I just wanted her to be happy
>And now she can be. Oh, sweetheart. She’s finally found the prince of her dreams
>But look at me. Look what I’ve done for her
>It’s time you stop living in a fairy tale, Shrek. She’s a princess, and you’re an ogre. That’s something no amount of potion will ever change
>But... I love her
>If you really love her, you'll let her go

Gotta love how manipulative she is. Farquaad wasn't like that.
Anonymous No.149033118 [Report]
>>149032946
One positive aspect I'll give to Shrek 3 is that it reveals that Charming can be just as manipulative as her mother when given the chance. We didn't see that side of him in 2
https://youtu.be/rTEnpZV_JuY?feature=shared
crunchygelato No.149033198 [Report] >>149033309
trixie tang a gd how did they assimilate as people into reality for what
Anonymous No.149033216 [Report] >>149040298
>>149010583 (OP)
Stop this madness
Anonymous No.149033258 [Report] >>149035469
>>149032883
>That stare
Stop please....
crunchygelato No.149033309 [Report]
>>149033198
chicken fried rice bikini ass no
Anonymous No.149034417 [Report]
>>149010583 (OP)
She is ROCKIN' that blue! You go, grrl! *rawr*
Anonymous No.149035469 [Report] >>149035695
>>149033258
Pokemon should be the blueprint on how anime oughta approach designing older women.
Anonymous No.149035695 [Report]
>>149035469
Honestly I think purely by the sheer variety and number of characters Pokemon will have a decent if not great example of almost any character type.
Anonymous No.149035818 [Report]
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Anonymous No.149035909 [Report] >>149038320
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Anonyrnous No.149036876 [Report] >>149037524
>Shrek2 spam thread turns into a celebration of hags
I knew /co/ wouldn't let me down
Anonymous No.149037524 [Report]
>>149036876
>Grade A Hag material
>Trapped in a shitty show and disregarded as purposefuly uglifying a fan favorite waifu
Anonymous No.149038320 [Report] >>149039769
>>149035909
stop
Anonymous No.149039769 [Report]
>>149038320
Coward.
Anonymous No.149040298 [Report]
>>149033216
sorry i cant help it
Anonymous No.149041377 [Report]
>>149019997
AAAAAAHHHHHHHH

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

I NEED A HERO