did he make the right choice by not signing it?

What price can a man put on his dignity?

>>149028653 (OP)
>did he make the right choice by not signing it?
Yes children shouldn't be anywhere near hollywood pedos

before any retard goes off, Stinky's family isn't poor. he doesn't need millions of dollars when his dignity is intact.

>>149028660
There is no dignity in living in a dumpster, Sure he is no longer the idiot that sponsor products for money but he is the idiot who refused a shit ton of money. Either way he is the town fool the only difference is he no longer gets paid for it.

Even at the time i thought me made the right choice.
Now with the knowledge that he would probably be doing sex favors for old men, doubly so.

>>149028729
His family is poor, his whole backstory is that the family lost the farm and now his entire extended family lives crammed in a shitty shack in the middle of the city.

He avoided getting molested
Stinky won

>>149028716
>>149028736
>>149028875
>implying anyone would have been desperate and/or fetishistic enough to want to molest Stinky

Even Harold and Sid possess more sex appeal.

>>149028653 (OP)
No. Everyone sells their dignity for money eventually. Might as well do it early than later.

>>149028653 (OP)
Stinky is an idiot because the cause of him being insulted is his family naming him Stinky. Its an awful name.

If Stinky needed to be angry he should eternally hate his family for naming him Stinky. And its total bullshit that this one episode is the only time Stinky was ridiculed for his name. Anyway Stinky is stupid because he surrendered the chance to be rich AND was angry at the incorrect people. The television executives aren't as bad Stinky's family, at least the executives were willing to pay Stinky to make a fool of himself.

Stinky's family expects Stinky to keep a shitty insulting name for the rest of his life for free.

>>149028653 (OP)
What dignity? A miserable soft drink contract? Yes I'm sure his family really appreciates living in lower class squalor because he kept his immature childish no worries about the world dignity. He doesn't have dignity to keep.

>>149028660
a million,

>>149028653 (OP)
>oh no some adults made fun of me behind my back
he should have signed the contract out of spite. also this anon is right >>149029094 who the fuck names their kid Stinky, it isnt even a nickname

>>149029276
Even worse its revealed in a different episode that there's a tradition in Stinky's family to name multiple members of the family as Stinky.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1XVS2XTrhM

With such a shitty name no wonder the family is destitute that kind of name will depress and DEMOTIVATE you. Its an awful name that invites a lot of insults and bullying by default from the beginning of childhood.

>>149029106
That "soft drink" is a real drink, and it's not soda (not carbonated) but rather much more like chocolate milk.
The dink being asked about.

>>149028660
Dignity isn’t nearly as valuable as you think it is. You think the girl with the OF selling bathwater to desperate simps in India gives a shit if randos on the internet call her a whore? Or the YouTube bro letting insects sting him for entertainment cares if people call him a dumbass. They’re laughing all the way to the bank. In ten years all the people rumbling about dignity on the internet will have forgotten them and moved on to the latest outrage bait and they’ll have retired.

The executives who laughed at Stinky will still laugh at him, they just won’t have to pay for it.

>>149028653 (OP)
He made two grown men cry. I respect that.

>>149029374
>You think the girl with the OF selling bathwater to desperate simps in India gives a shit if randos on the internet call her a whore?
Our current gynocracy says That's a Good Thing(™) so she sees that as a dignified thing.

>>149029066
This. Why would a pedophile want the tall, ugly kid who already looks like an adult?

Remember the Big Caesar episode?
God gave Stinky a vision so he could win the contest
Stinky is God's Fool, he will succeed no matter what

>>149029374
Those people willingly threw their dignity away. That decision MADE it value-less. And hey, maybe they'll achieve some measure of happiness living like that, but now they'll never know for sure.

Like Seamus before them, they will never not be known as a sheep-fucker.

>>149028653 (OP)
He's fine. He ends up growing a giant pumpkin.

>>149028653 (OP)
It will suddenly pops into his head twenty years later when he is trying to sleep, and then he'll start banging his head on the headboard.

>>149028760
big city sneeds

>>149028716
>>149028736
This.

Stinky would have his butt plundered from here to the the coast.

>>149029066
>>149029502
You fools underestimate their degeneracy

>>149030039
Stinky won
Arnold lost
Have fun with that BPD bitch Helga

>>149029373
>It's not soda
His line for the commercial was literally "Yahoo SODA; just drink it"

>After Rhonda and her family go broke, Rhonda is forced into other means of making money to get out of debt.
>The continued lifestyles of the whorish and infamous Rhonda Wellington Lloyd.

https://www.fanfiction.net/cartoon/Hey-Arnold/?&srt=1&g1=18&g2=4&r=4&c1=2275

What's been your favorite part of Rhonda's lewd escapades?

>>149030558
something you want to tell us?

>>149031404
*Yoo-Hoo...
>Yoo-hoo SODA; just drink it"
That was a fuck up on the crew's part because they thought drink was carbonated, it's not, it's more like milk.
https://www.amazon.com/Yoo-Hoo-Chocolate-Drink-11-Cans/dp/B0024NXVXE/?th=1

They admitted to this fuck up years later when they finally had the drink since the company who makes the drink never sent them any drinks and the crew had to buy it with their own money (they expected Yoo-Hoo to just give them free drinks WITHOUT asking them like what The Simpsons use to do (baring Stridex Pads where The Simpsons' crew got a bunch of them when the show did bring them up... ONCE).

>>149030102
Both of them have an estimated net worth in excess of $15M. I have no doubt that neither of them has ever wasted a second thought to whether or not you approve of the way they’ve made that money or how undignified you think it may be.

Dignity is a lie poor people tell each other to convince themselves there’s some kind of nobility in working themselves to death for a pittance. But dignity is a poor substitute for food to an empty belly.

>>149029374
>You think the girl with the OF selling bathwater to desperate simps in India gives a shit if randos on the internet call her a whore
Yes they have public meltdown about this all the time on social media.

>>149029373
>rather much more like chocolate milk.
It's more like chocolate water. Absolutely no texture or creamyness to it. Never understood how that shit took off.

>>149029374
>Dignity isn’t nearly as valuable as you think it is.
Reputation is, and the two are intrinsically connected.

>>149031938
It's 1% milk, or it's lactose free counterpart, hence why it doesn't need to be cold like actual milk.

>>149028653 (OP)
No. Dignity my ass, it was just one fucking guy who made fun of his voice/name or whatever. Everyone else worshipped him like a superstar. Stinky was a retard. Also doesn't help he did it for such a dumbass reason since he'll always potentially get made fun of for his voice/name regardless of what he does. Now he'll be made fun of not only for that but also for throwing away the easiest million dollars ever.

>>149028653 (OP)
>Now the night of the fight you might feel a slight sting. That’s pride fucking with you. Fuck pride. It only hurts, it never helps.

>>149028653 (OP)
In all likelihood he saved himself a lot of trouble. He probably would have lived the high life for about a month or two and then would have wound up more poor than when he started, only to be left with a bag of trauma and maybe an autographed poster of himself to show he got to be a minor footnote of a footnote in the history of soft drink advertising for a hot minute. There is no reason to assume he or his family would have been able to make wise investments and not get taken advantage of. The fact the company didnt give a fuck out of making a clown out of him is just the one red flag he was able to catch.

It’s not even just about him valuing his dignity, signing the contract was always gonna be a huge risk. Not wanting to sacrifice his pride over it was just the lucky break that happened to save him.

>>149032185
>Made a clown of him
The guy only had to say five words.

>>149031938
It's a corn syrup cocktail.
I tried it once and that was enough.

>>149029066
Kill yourself freak

>>149029373
The episode is about the legally distinct but suspiciously visually similar fictional drink Yahoo Soda, not Yoohoo chocolate milk flavored beverage. I was confused about it as a kid too, but I think it’s the Hey Arnold universe’s version of Pepsi or Coke. Dunno why they chose to name it and make it look like Yoohoo.

>>149032204
But he was picked out of all of the other auditions to say those five words because the producer thought it was funny how stupid he sounded (to the producer). Hard to say if everyone else would have seen the same appeal or if they were just going with the flow and thought it was cool he got picked, or if maybe some of them would have genuinely found Stinky’s simplicity and authenticity as admirable. But the intention by the producer was for the advertisement to sell soda because people were supposed to find it funny and derogatory.

>>149029373
Chocolate milk is a soft drink. The difference between a soft drink and a hard drink is the presence of alcohol. Carbonated soda beverages are just the more popular soft drinks and that makes it easy to forget that under appreciated juices and milks and lemonades still count.

>>149032230
>yahoo, noun: a boorish, crass, or simple person

They picked Stinky because he was a deadringer for the brand’s name.

>>149031938
>cheap
>doesn't spoil
>good for mixers
It has it's uses

>>149032059
Butch, unironically, should have taken the dive. He nearly gets killed three times and only gets out of the situation alive because of dumb luck.

>>149032230
>>149032323
Shopped.
>It's a chocolate milk flavored beverage.
>It's brown.
>It exists.
>You can buy it.
It's good, but not as good a real chocolate milk using whole milk.
Please don't do this shit.

Also I'm almost sure that that episode is a ad for the chocolate milk flavored beverage because "Please give us free free drinks" and not COMMUNIST PROPAGANDA.

>>149033287
It’s not a shop. You got mandelaed.

>>149033287
>COMMUNIST PROPAGANDA
wot

>>149033335
Yes, it is, please seek help.
>>149033366
>I DONT WANT TO BE THE SPOKEMAN FOR THIS BECAUSER THEY HURT MUH FEELINGS!!!

>>149028653 (OP)
>let his family stay destitute out of sheer laziness in the guise of a moral grandstand.
Based.

>>149033469
Thats communist propaganda, a normie will just let them back stab him because it keeps society and it's money going.

>>149033418
>>149033517
I don’t think you know what communism is.

And you seem weirdly attached to a false memory and some story about cartoon writers wanting free chocolate milk you made up in your head.

>>149033287
It's just a parody of a specific drink, chill.

>>149033537
Yes, I do, BECAUSE YOUR FUCKING FEELINGS DO NOT FUCKING MATTER WHEN IT COMES TO BUSINESS AND COMPANIES ARE NOT PEOPLE!!!!

You're the one with a false memory, the Hey Arnold crew wanted free chocolate milk, thats it, The Simpsons use to do it all the time with their product placement and it only worked once with Stridex pads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsEYNrFHlok

But in most cases they got nothing, as seen here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luNi4TS6s8k

Please touch grass.

>>149033335
There is no Mandela Effect. You're just morons.

>>149033469
His family was not destitute.

>>149031938
>Never understood how that shit took off.
Kids don't care about that shit. It tastes like chocolate. Simple as.

>>149033617
It's real, not a parody.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iPrtFYpvgY

Someone did make it into a soda if you're wondering.
https://www.youtube.com/video/z3JcxM9jyvk

>>149033625
Why would they think they would get free shit from spelling a brand's name wrong and depicting their higher ups as exploiting children?

>>149033644
Yoo hoos give me the worst squirts

>>149033644
I don't understand your confusion.
This isn't proper product placement and you have to be aware of that if you're looking right at the product.

>>149033644
No one is disputing the existence of the real yoohoo beverage.

No one was wondering if it got made into a soda.

The Hey Arnold episode has a somewhat similar looking product to the one you are getting obsessed with, but you clearly get confused easily and are overly upset you were understandably wrong about something. Chill out. Have a Yahoo Soda. Just drink it.

>>149033649
That was a edit, shows use to do that all the time.
>>149033674
Yes, it is
>>149033707
No Barneyfag, you're the one who is wrong about this.

>>149033798
Listen, nobody cares you got the names mixed up. We’re not calling you stupid for that. It’s not even weird that you heard a funny internet theory about product placement someplace and just took it at face value.

But digging your heels in like this and insisting this hard that you’re not wrong and it’s everyone else that is crazy despite all evidence is kinda kooky.

>>149033853
You're the one who need to go to a shrink Barneyfag, no one is going top beleave that shop.

>>149033798
Why would they edit it?

It would be silly and wasteful if they made the effort to change it and erase all existence of the “original” just because they were salty they didnt get free stuff.

And they also couldn’t weasel their way out of a lawsuit if it already made it to air as legit product placement- they would have asked for permission to use the brand name prior to air if they were genuinely intending to endorse the product.

>>149033932
Because you wanted to be a asshole.

TV shows (not just The Simpsons) use to place in real world products in their shows all the time, it's just that when copyright got updated they couldn't do that anymore.

>>149034005
>when copyright got updated

thats not how it works

>>149034256
>Doesn't remember the Sonny Bono act.

>>149031480
>They admitted this fuck up years later
Proof?