Genuinely surprised /co/ didn't storytime this given all the backlash so I might as well.

Thinking about also doing Robin & Batman: Jason Todd but not certain if I will

This REALLY pissed people off

And that's it

>>149030264
Twitter is going absolutely ballistic lmao

>>149030201
So Diana is a deadbeat? Again?

Figured I got time
Should I storytime Jason Todd in this thread or in a separate one?

Belen Ortega's art looks pretty good here

>>149030157 (OP)
Would have been more interesting if Diana have a son instead.

Having a daughter makes everything much of an easy mode when it comes to how the amazons will treat her compared to a boy.

>King's shitty OC that nobody even likes gets a mini after just two years
>Phil fucking Jimenez gets only a Titans annual for Donna's 60th anniversary

I'm glad DC is dying

>>149030157 (OP)
>given all the backlash
I know some posts on /co/ come across like they're written by content farmers OP, but please try to understand that some of us genuinely try to avoid shit we hate.

>>149030164
Also I genuinely don't understand why DC hates Pariah so much. Are...are you supposed to find this funny?

>/co/ is so contrarian they love Spider-Boy and even the new Spider-Girl is getting some fans here
>Nobody gives two fucks about Lizzie even as a loli
lol

>>149030264
Twitter should be happy they weren't around for New 52's Donna Troy being Steppenwolf's rapebaby with Wonder Woman, I guess.

>>149030393
>some
Remember how IANS was the biggest storytime this board has ever had in ages?
How it awoken a whole myriad of twitter tourists and summerfags?
That moment lost a lot of hope I had in /co/

>>149030157 (OP)
>King
So how is he gonna confess his war crimes in this one?

>>149030399
We have seen how DC dropped Yara the moment her show fell through, there's just no point in getting invested in the new Amazon OC of the season. Also Trinity's either a shitty brat or a wholesome muffin depending on who's writing her at any given moment so she may as well not even have a character.

>>149030412
I just find it funny how it took his Wonder Woman run for twitter to actually try and cancel him
Then again people's attitudes toward the glowies has soured a lot period for obvious reasons

>>149030407
I lost hope a lot earlier, you only have yourself to blame for expecting any better from IANS.

>>149030412
He basically already did in the main Wonder Woman series where he had Wonder Woman mutilate the secret king of America for being an unironic right wing chud stereotype

>bullied by mommy
>has weird fixation on tormenting wonder woman and ONLY Wonder Woman specifically to get back at his mommy as a result (bizarrely he is actually 100% cool with working with her villains)
>THE deep state

>>149030422
It's less IANS
I never expected it to be good, what made me lose hope was seeing the amount of attention it got
Think of all the comics that get storytimed only to be ignored by the various dozens of lurkers only for them to pop up to read a comic when it's fucking I Am Not Starfire of all things

>>149030385
Why does DC hate Donna so much?

>>149030404
She was? I thought Hippolyta's hag ex-girlfriend made Donna with some magic bullshit.

>>149030436
*less IANS itself

>>149030367
Jason is a bum, so another one

>>149030404
>>149030439
Earth 2 Donna/Fury was the Steppenwolf baby.

Main earth Donna was clay baby made from Hippolyta to overthrow Diana and kill all the men on the island.

>>149030437
Because her backstory is a confusing clusterfuck

So they're just giving up on Yara?

>>149030399
/co/ is filled with gay pedos.

>>149030460
From what I can tell, Brazilian DC fans look at her the same way black people (and well every other race) looked at Miles Morales Thor

>>149030461
>gay
Have you missed the various loli threads?

Man that was fucking chore to read.
I fucking hate how he writes kids, It has that "Hello fellow kids" energy to it.

>>149030460
All Yara had going for her was her design and being brazilian.

Then Joelle had her be raised in Idaho so all she had left was her design.

>>149030472
Have YOU seen the sheer lust of the Super Sons ones?

>>149030472
Or like how actual kids would look at how King writes kids, if they hadn't long since stopped reading capeshit altogether.

>>149030502
Have YOU seen the severe hatred for Jon Kent being made LGBT?

>>149030522
It did ruin the character.

>>149030264
>>149030352
People say the statue should have been Steve clinging onto her but I think that would have led people to say it makes him look possessive

>>149030407
IANS?

>>149030157 (OP)
lol this dogshit character got a comic?

>>149030460
good riddance honestly

>>149030616
I Am Not Starfire

The one with the fat daughter /co/ likes to coom over

>>149030619
BY POPULAR DEMAND

>>149030760
Remember when DC glazed Harper Row just like this?

>In the wake of unspeakable tragedy, Batman is in danger of losing his humanity! Fan-favorite character Harper Row returns -- will she be able to pull Batman back from the brink?

>>149030760
it takes something special to get a sub 4.0 on that prepubescent tranny site.

>>149030447
Done
>>149030480

All I gotta say is that touching yourself at night is already considered bad, but touching yourself in public in this manner is a crime.

>>149030281
Corgiverse looks cute but all I'm thinking about are the Kitty History implications
https://youtu.be/0-Lvv1f5Qu4?feature=shared

>>149030460
Sex

>>149030385
King’s Wonder Woman is selling well. So why wouldn’t you do a mini?
>But Muh Donna!
Donna doesn’t sell and the only people who care about here are like in their 60s and are slowly dying off at this point. So why exactly would anyone bother to do anything bigger with Donna when all attempts consistently keep failing?

>>149030393
Why would anyone like Pariah? He’s a whiny character who doesn’t have any other function beyond being emo.

>>149030393
>Are...are you supposed to find this funny?
The funny part is that the death of an universe has become less of a tragedy than a coat button lost.

>>149030157 (OP)
>/co/ didn't storytime
/co barely cared about comics in the best of times
this is the worst of all possible timelines, so the fact that 90% of any one week's comics don't get storytimed is literally meaningless
/co is essentially meaningless today except for habit, bots and shills

It's not too late to perform am abortion Diana

>>149030157 (OP)
Thanks

>>149031252
Pretty sure that's more Marvel's brand of humour than what I expect from DC, especially in a story centred around an alleged hero.

>>149031226
I don't. I'm not saying there are any Pariah fans out there morbidly offended by this like HEAT, I'm just saying it's really fucking weird to introduce your upbeat new legacy character by having her be a bitch to a cosmic victim.

Yeah spring boarding off of Crisis of Infinite Earths is a hack move.

>>149031370
It's never too late.

>>149031459
In general DC really, really needs to move on from that shit.

>>149030248
The Fates: the maiden, mother and crone?

>>149030384
Go back and look at Donna Troy’s son if you want to self insert so badly.

>>149031636
God forbid we market a book toward boys these days.

>>149030460
She’s still appearing in Wonder Woman teaming up with Donna and Cassie.

>>149031651
Wonder Woman was always made for the girl audience first.
Stop being an incel. It’s embarrassing.

>>149031668
Yeah keep on using that Jessica Gao tactic I'm sure that will workout fine for you.

>>149031452
It’s comedy via contrast, dummy.

>>149031668
>Wonder Woman was always made for the girl audience first.
Not true at all, she was made for BDSM fetishists of all sexes and genders.

>>149030264
>>149030352
>>149030596
Eh, it's fine. Maybe Diana wanted to be remembered as a lover of her husband rather than a warrior in this particular aspect.

>>149031651
They do that plenty. You’re just a whiny little bitch

>>149031694
Name the books nigger.

>Wonder Woman peaked at Taco Whiz.
Man it must suck being a foid eh?

>>149031696
Absolute Batman

>>149031696
Amazing Spider-Man.
It’s perfect for little boys like yourself who can’t get a job or a wife.

>>149031712
2007 called they want Micheal Bay back.

>>149031714
Not today Satan.

>>149030421
It's not surprising at all
hopefully he's attached to the Wonder Woman movie so his career can die with it

>>149031696
You can throw a dart blindly and find one. You’re complaining about a made up problem

>>149031715
If you don't think boys don't love seeing big guys beating the shit out of villains in any time and age, you are the one lying to yourself.

>Corporate shills in the thread running defense.

>>149031687
Well, it's not making me laugh.

>>149031689
That's the thing about Diana, they write her revelling in combat but they also write her wanting to be remembered as a beacon of peace. Of all the things to be upset about this, her giving a shit about Steve shouldn't be one of them.

>>149031781
It's sad if you think about it, they know /co/'s demographics are the only ones who give a shit about capeshit anymore.

>>149031797
You can actually love combat but vie for peace. The love of fighting doesn’t make one a warmonger.
Look at Goku.

>>149030201
Cunny ToT

>All 3 versions of her are insufferable.
Bravo King.

>>149031807
Okay but my point is DC kind of doesn't want to write Diana as Goku.

Damn. Trinity is even a bitch to herself.

>>149031781
>oh you like something I don’t?
>SHILL!!! SHILL!!

It’s sad that you are incapable if having an adult conversation about anything.

>>149032041
>What you don't like this book!?
>You must hate women you incel!
They drew first blood.

Do we know yet if she’s straight or gay?

>>149032056
She's a glowie.

>>149032056
She hasn't expressed the desire to fuck anyone yet, so no. That said she's an amazon, bi is the safe bet.

>>149030324
I kinda liked it.

>>149032074
Long years of shitty writing from DC have lowered your standards like a battered housewife. I read it and I'll go so far as to say there were moments I liked, smol Trinity is cute, but objectively the plot is a barely coherent mess, the "joke" just doesn't hit for me because it comes across as unintentionally meanspirited and the other two Trinities just come across as annoying.

Where's the 4th Trinity that's a fentanyl addict?

>>149032100
The 4th is the baby Lizzie that Diana is carrying around while fighting villains.

>>149030264
He looks like Hank Hill if he had an a loving amazonian wife.

>>149032130
Fuck you, now I can't unsee it.

>Now hear me out Diana, what if you dipped the ole lasso in PROPANE for dealing with your most powerful enemies?

>>149032106
You're joking...?

>>149030780
>Harper Row

>>149032154

>>149032187
This is just the Spider-Woman retardedness allover again.

>>149032198
It’s young Wold and Cub vibes

>>149032221
So just like how he ripoff True Grit for Supergirl?

>>149032221
Don't you dare insult Lone Wolf and Cub with comparison to such dreck.

>>149030242
"Impopossible"?
Is that intentional, or did typo make it through to the final book?

>>149030264
Wonder Woman fans are probably the worst fan base out of the trinity, because they treat Wonder Woman as not just a character, but an icon of feminism and an ideological statement.
So here, the idea that Wonder Woman built a statue/had a statue built of herself caressing the man she loved is entirely within character and fine.

Now, I think the statue looks a bit goofy, since they don't have facial expressions, and Steve Trevor is just standing there pose-less. It certainly places Steve as the rock of the relationship which is an odd choice.
It would have been better if it were them hugging and smiling, something more romantic. But this is certainly more Grecian.

This isn't anything to care about, really. But Wonder Woman fans are so politics-brained they are very offended by this.
In general plenty of WW fans are either Lesbians or gay, or at least woke. So they hate Steve Trevor and would much rather replace him with Cheetah or Etta Candy or someone like that.

>>149032464
I really hate the Cheetah bullshit from the last 10 years. No, she's not Diana's friend. GTFO.

>Steve gets a ressurgence
>is handed to Tom King to be killed in the public opinion again

>>149031226
>Why would anyone like Pariah? He’s a whiny character who doesn’t have any other function beyond being emo.
You absolute fucking cretin. Do you read Hamlet and wonder "why's this guy being such a bitch about Claudius, he should just go crush that mad Ophelia puss!" Death is too good for you.

>>149030324
Wait a minute, since when has Steve Trevor been a Marine? I thought he was in the airforce.

>>149032106
Love when erotica artists are genuinely good, they can draw something not really sexual and still come out great.

>>149032524
Rebirth bullshit

>>149032544
it may have been New 52 bullshit, I don't remember what he was before ARGUS
but it was definitely leaned on more during Rebirth

>>149031226
Pariah talks in a funny, extra verbose way and I like that.

>Has a daughter.
Oh great this gonna devolve into Mildred Pierce pretty quick.

>>149030242
>>149030233
Did Tom King set out with a goal to make a character MORE annoying than Scrappy Doo? I mean, mission accomplished, I guess.

Tom King will be considered the reason in the future for Wonder Woman never having a child again

>>149031687
>>149030317

It just kinda makes me sad, Pariah is set up to be likeable more or less, he has a fun voice and a sympathetic plight. And it's funny that Wonder tot just doesn't help him at all?
I agree with this anon >>149031452 this is moreso a Marvel joke, and I mean that in a negative sense.

>>149032488
I've honestly never seen a Wonder Woman fan who LIKES that shit except for lesbian shipping purposes.

>>149032603
It's more like what a DC fan thinks a Marvel joke would be like. When Marvel pokes fun at serious or dramatic characters, it actually tends to be funny with more character-based humor than random lol "just find a corgi!" I can't think of a single Marvel book where a joke this unfunny would have made it through, but it is par for the course for Don't Care comics.

>>149032583
Funny I was thinking she wasn't as bad as her debut in this one. She was absolutely insufferable in her interactions with Jon and Damian.

>>149030157 (OP)
Alright I read the whole thing, this is my brief review.

The art is certainly good, and Trinity; all three versions of her, have great character design. I also appreciate the implicit reference to the Silver Age Wonder Woman stories where Wonder Woman fought crime along side a child and toddler version of herself.
As for the story itself, eh. I have never given a shit about the multiverse, and all the timey-whimey bullshit is very trite at this point. And the way it's done with the lol-so-random corgis is extra lame.
The characterization of the three ages of Trinity is also a bit suspect. Wonder Robin acts really cruel to Pariah for no reason, Wonder Girl is an idiot, and Trinity acts like a bit of bitch, certainly not befitting Wonder Woman's daughter giver Dianna's famously patient and understanding nature. Maybe that's what happens when you lack a dad.
Frankly I think a Steve Trevor comic would have been a lot cooler, I want to see exactly how he managed to tie up the furies themselves and escape death.

Trinity isn't a bad comic, but it just isn't particularly interesting. At 4 dollars, I'd rather buy an ice cream than pay for this issue.

>>149032649
The closest I can think of is Thanos fucking with that one guy every now and then just because he can and I mean, I find that funnier than this just because of the sheer absurdity of the Mad Titan making time in his busy schedule of pining for death, fighting the Avengers, deciding he doesn't need death, experiencing post-omnicide clarity and retiring to become a farmer, and pining for death again to go bully some random human.

>>149032653
Jon and Damian are equally insufferable, the whole generation should just be shoved into the next Crisis shredder and forgotten like The New Guardians as soon as possible.

>>149032659
>giver Dianna's famously patient and understanding nature
...given what Diana has been made to act like, even in the main comics canon instead of Elseworlds shit, I would argue that yes this is EXACTLY what a child raised by Wonder Woman without a father would turn out like.

Diana aspires to be a patient and loving person. I would not say she consistently lives up to that ideal, even though it is not always her fault as opposed to, say, the callousness of the Greek gods or the convoluted machinations of Apokolips being behind Amazons Attack!

>>149032603
It’s funny because Pariah does his usual woe is me, oh the humanity shticks and Trinity is just being a cheerful little girl preoccupied by her own stuff like a child would.

>>149032674
Completely fair take. Although personally while I also find Damian insufferable, I just find Jon too fundamentally pathetic to actually hate. He has suffered immensely and it's just handwaved away and never addressed because no writer wants to actually address the Crime Syndicate holding him for a year without chopping any bits off.

>>149032685
It's not funny, it just reminds me of what Scrappy Doo was memed to be by people who hated him. Trinity is DC's Scrappy Doo right now. Think about that.

>>149032659
>Trinity acts like a bit of bitch, certainly not befitting Wonder Woman's daughter giver Dianna's famously patient and understanding nature. Maybe that's what happens when you lack a dad.
..but doesn't dianna also lack a dad?

>>149032659
>certainly not befitting Wonder Woman's daughter giver Dianna's famously patient and understanding nature.

Oh wow you mean she isn’t just a carbon copy of her mother and is an actual person with certain flaws? Heavens to Betsy!

>>149032703
What a moronic analogy.

>>149032709
Yeah that was my sister's problem.

>>149032544
>>149032556
That's a terrible choice for Dianna's love interest. The Marines are a really fucked up organization, there they break boys into literal murdering machines. When a marine-in-training commits suicide, which is quite often given how terribly they're mistreated in training, the COs don't stop and make sure everyone of their potential soldiers are okay, no they treat them extra hard as punishment for free thought.

Teenagers and young 20-somethings, basically children, go into the marines looking to become a hero and save their country. Half way through training they become a machine who is actively counting down the days until they can kill their first man.

Steve Trevor is supposed to be someone Dianna likes because, like herself, Steve is a compassionate; good man, and a trained warrior. If Steve is a marine, then he's just a murderous asshole. Wonder Woman may as well crush on Cheetah, because they're relatively the same.

Trinity is that "Women born after 1993" meme brought to life.

>>149032721
You're not going to convince me that an annoying brat is funny, sorry.

>>149032751
Anon this is DC, you are supposed to turn a blind eye to the industrial-military complex and pretend Waller is the worst thing about the US government. Because then otherwise we'd have to ask questions like why isn't Superman fighting the evils of the US military.

I promise you, the writer has none of your knowledge about marines training and just thought "being a marine means that Steve is a cool tough army man who can show a soft side".

>>149032751
>Wonder Woman may as well crush on Cheetah, because they're relatively the same.
You just couldn't help yourself, could you? Had to let the disguise fall off there at the end.

>>149030433
That just sounds like classic wonder woman.

>>149032583
She's only the 3rd most annoying trinity.

>>149032811
...I would argue classic wonder woman would not actually draw blood from someone unless they're Ares, she would just tie them up in bondage.

>>149032811
What IS classic Wonder Woman?

>>149032674
Definitely.
Jon is just a pointless character, he's Superman without anything that makes Superman interesting.
Damien is the most interesting, he certainly has a distinct role in the Bat-family, but he has the problem of being compared to other Robins who were simply more fun to read about like Tim and Dick.
Trinity is just Tom King's lame obsession with making everything in Wonder Woman be about her connection to DC's other two main heroes taken to its logical extent. She doesn't really have anything going on.

In general the idea of a superhero's child becoming their own hero is a shit idea. These characters, Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman; are popular because their backstories and lore and supporting are all built to support each other.
You can't just take away the interesting backstory, change the dynamic with the supporting cast, and expect the character to still be interesting to read about.

Everything about Trinity just makes me miss Yara as written by her original author, desu. The basic premise of "ignorant Brazilian girl who just happens to be an amazon because ???" is better than this.

>>149032831
Nobody wants to admit it, but it's loving BDSM.

>>149032709
She can have flaws, but fuck at least do something to make me like, or be interested in, this character.
She has no particular drama or backstory which makes her compelling outside of mere likeability, and she isn't likeable.

Damien Wayne, even when he is a little shit, is at least compelling because his premise is good and he has meaningful drama.
Trinity is just three random girls, and none of them make compelling protagonists.

>>149032831
Classic golden age Wonder Woman basically got lightning in a bottle. She is a bitch who is really likeable. Her inner monologue and rants are hilarious. She's feisty and tough but still really cute and endearing.
That's combined with the warrior part of her personality not really being present yet, and a lot of emphasis on Wonder Woman being the champion of Marston's weird psycho-sexual, psychological/political world beliefs.

>>149032709
Honest question, the fuck do you people even like about her other than

>loli

>>149032880
Pretty concise summary.

>>149030324
>>149030264
Something I think is annoying is how Steve only ever appears in military fatigues under Tom King. Like, there's nothing to him as a character other than "he was in the military." But Jon Stewart was in the military and even HE can be shown in clothes that aren't just military fatigues.

Also if I were writing this, I would have had the statue of Steve be nude and in a pose evoking some valorous aspect, like a proper Greek statue. That at least would have been amusing to picture Dianna commissioning.

>>149030317
>>149030305
>>149030217
This is how I imagine Tom King felt realizing "Time Stream" sounded like "Ice Cream"

>>149032880
She used to be the King of the Hill of superhero characters, selling furry and furry vore play accessories.

>>149032659
>have great character design
lol cmon

>>149032932
I think Tom King is hyper-focused on Steve as a marine so he can call back to his times in the deep state and the CIA.
But I don't think that fits the character. Steve, in his best appearances is just a good, strong man. That's why Wonder Woman loves him, he is a trained warrior like herself, but he also loves peace and is compassionate, smart full person outside of being a former/current soldier.

>>149032913
Oyakodon with Diana

>>149033099
I want to fuck all of them, which is where I draw the line at good character design.

>>149032932
the statue should have been like this

>>149032809

charming art, with especially well drawn expressions (and hair!).

>>149032880
>Her inner monologue and rants are hilarious
care to post an example?

>>149030472
>>149030460
>>149030486
I'm brazilian and just find Yara boring. She's not even really brazilian, she's completely americanized and only has a connection to Brazil through her obligations as wonder woman. She's just nothing at all, I don't think anybody hates her or even give that much of a thought about her here in Brazil.

Also Yara should be Iara, with an "I" if you want to be proper brazilian.

>>149030201
You got a mom and an island full of every type aunt including uncles that want to be aunts.

>>149033685
Diana never begged for her daddy as a child.
What is Lizzie’s problem?
Real life children don’t whine like this was a father that died before they were born.

She looks like she can be corrupted by Ares.

>>149030311
>>149030317
this moment sours the whole thing. why would you write a child to be this callous?

>>149033615

>>149033946
dorothy parker vibes

>>149030780
Harper Row is the only good queer rep the Batfamily had and I’m glad they don’t have her around anymore because I actually like the character.

>>149032603
The variant cover for issue 2 is a death in the family joke, so yeah its just marvel humor.

>>149032751
Damn, the marines sound fucking badass. No wonder Diana wanted Steve's dick.

This character and everything around her feels like a marketing thing at least as a little girl, the costume, the dog, personality, etc like she going show up in cartoons or get dolls or whatever pretty soon huh? I don't understand the hate, it's just kinda generic.

>>149034326
>describe strong reasons to hate it
>"I don't get the hate"

>>149030317
So Trinity is a psychopath devoid of empathy? Most characters, especially ones with aspirations of being a superhero, would see people are suffering and try to do something about it even if they fail. However, a world is ending around Trinity and she spends her time delivering a monologue about how she got there. I don't think she even noticed the catastrophe.

>>149030197
Cute butt in third panel

>>149033709
You probably seethed about father's day yesterday

>>149034326
People were hoping to see Wondy preggers also Tom King making her means she gets shitted on by default.

>>149033796

>>149030780
>Harper Row

>>149034856
Source?
Link?

>>149034740
No, I bought him diner.

>>149030264
Haven't read any other page yet. But this looks amazing, unless he dead?? I don't want some Craig as her father

>>149030460
She's too brown

>>149034907
>Source?
pedophilia
>Link?
fbi.gov

>>149035500
The FBI doesn't care about loli

>>149032603
The more we see of her the worse she feels.

>>149035616
>the procurement division of the prison-industrial complex doesnt care about procurement.

grow up. you live in the age of a.i., where things like the lack of manpower to go after certain groups is quickly vanishing.

>>149034907
Just go to rule34 or something

>>149030281
People look at this girl and want her dead

>>149033120
>I think Tom King is hyper-focused on Steve as a marine so he can call back to his times in the deep state and the CIA
He had a desk job. It wasn't like he was doing cool spy shit.

>>149035919
He helped plan the invasion of Iraq and knows enough about torture to know Batman dangling someone and then dropping them would never work in real life for interrogation so to twitter that means he's obvious a war criminal responsible for thousands of innocent lives lost

>>149030317
inb4 Pariah DOES get himself a corgi

>>149034907
baraag.net/@Ponpu/114306378642580531

>>149032751
Huh, no wonder Lois Griffin had a hard on for them

Will they kiss?

>>149036598
Yes.

>>149032751
You've been consuming way too much propaganda. 85% of the Marines are in non-combat MOS's (aka pogs). Maybe breaking boys into "murdering machines" is true at the level of MARSOC but the training that their average grunt goes through isn't any different than that of Army infantry.

>>149030157 (OP)
Who buys this crap?

>>149036869
Us

>>149037015
Speak for yourself you slop-eater

>>149036598
Who? The three Lizzie to each others?

>>149037510
The two older Lizzie’s

>>149037510
Yes.

>>149038026
Why not little Lizzie?

>>149034326
I hate characters who exist purely to sell merch, just like I hated what they've done to Harley Quinn ever since putting her in the comics.

>>149031871
Everything but her mom lmao