Chapter 99: Page 24

Literally.

https://www.gunnerkrigg.com/

>>149030275 (OP)
A cute Kat! A very cute Kat!

Give the numans the ability to procreate already, Kat!

"And btw there was negative space" doesnt work. Negative space of what? Information? That doesnt work.
Also they are a page away to admit the real imega is still in the machine and they are talking to an offline clone with a copy of her memory up to now.

>>149030402
>Negative space of what? Information? That doesnt work.
Why wouldn't it work?

>>149030275 (OP)
>a body that I designed!
I remember this being the case but I don't remember how/why exactly... don't suppose an autismanon has Omega's intro (in this form) on hand? I love Tom but man it's kinda rough chapter scraping. On the bright side most of the time I end up rereading a little bit. It's gonna be fun when I do a full reread, even if it's gonna take me 18 years.

>>149030383
but that'd ruin all the fun of their clueless, insatiable lust for creampies insisting you make new life with them. Even the male ones.

gaawrsh shucks, did i just completely ruin the story and any hope of tension or conflict? i'm such a little stinker!

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post it tom you coward

>>149030506
Because they admit that theres no information anywhere. The el3ctrical bill make more sense in a scooby doo kind of way.

>>149030527
It wasn't explained, iirc. We kinda just assumed the distortion made her one.
I don't know exactly how much sense it would make otherwise, either. If Omega made her body after the distortion, I guess she just got real lucky that she was still able to connectto Kat's systems or whatever just fine. My guess is she made the body just before the distortion, knowing that it would happen, but not knowing what would happen in it, perhaps as some kind of safety precaution so she could survive the distortion? Who knows, we'll see I guess.

>>149030402
Sure it is. She mapped all the locations that used enough resources to house something like Omega, then deliberately excluded every location that was connected to Omega to avoid drawing her attention. Once you've marked every location that ISN'T connected to her, the unmarked connections would, directly or indirectly, have to lead to Omega. In typical Gunnerkrigg Court fashion it's presented after the fact, overly simplified, and told rather than shown, but at least the principle makes sense.

>>149030829
How did she know it was connected to Omega?
Please write another defensive garbage paragraph I won't read.

>>149030829
But nothing was connected to omega, thats the problem. Theres nothing that valid this logic.

I am so done with this comic
God I can't wait for it to end

>>149031136
Tom will pull it all around. You'll see.

I really hate this repetitive pattern of setting up some kind of conflict only to neuter it and end the plot in a single page. It's genuinely worse than if the comic suddenly devolved into a battle shounen.
Nothing happening but constant plot development that goes nowhere. Where's the fucking drama? Give me the character development I actually used to read this comic for.

>>149030275 (OP)
>"Curses! Hoisted by my own petard!"
Yeah, this one's kinda on you, Meg.

>>149030829
>but at least the principle makes sense
Nigger, it is logically impossible. It's like saying
>I ran a port scanner on every IP address possible except ones that responded to port 443
You literally cannot know unless you try to connect.

I literally will not forgive Tom unless Omega suddenly opens her eyes, says "thanks for the infodump, gotcha bitch" and stabs Kat through the heart with a techfinger like the T-1000 and hacks her brain

I've never seen an author as aggressively anti-climactic as Tom Gunnerkrigg. Literally the Haruki Murakami of webcomics

>abluhbluh dissolved conflict
At least wait for the symbol in the corner you whingy toddlers

>>149031183
I bet you get shocked by peekaboo every time

>>149031183
>fool me once, shame on you. fool me seven or more times..

The court leaving Gunnerkrigg Court is a metaphor for Tom's dissipated interest in his own world.

>>149031189
>>149031193
I've had bad experiences before so I have to have a tantrum at any potential buildup instead of rushing to drama
Ironic how easily you create your own. I'm not saying "no trust me guys he'll totally surprise us this time" but it's ridiculously to consider the ball fumbled before it's even landed. Hell if things still lead somewhere I'll bet the following thread will be
>Fucking wow he actually remembers how to make plots happen

>>149031205
>illiterate word salad
miss me

>>149031211
>Illiterate
I missed a single meme arrow, but I understand if you have enough trouble with English as it is

>>149030275 (OP)
Annie, kat, and omega should have a threesome and fuck each other with their futa cocks

>>149031205
>the last five times i stood behind a horse i got kicked in the head
>this time will be different for sure!

>>149031263
>See a horse
>Start bitching that being kicked just now hurts and that it sucks that horses are always kicking me
>Not even kicked

>tourist can't even greentext properly
I miss old 4chan. You'd still have retards, but at least they had standards.

>Friend is a GODDESS
>Why is she so overpowered

Hurr durr

>>149031317
>Story is BAD
>Why do you demand better story hurr durr

>>149030275 (OP)
Ok but why did he draw Kat so cute in that last panel? And is it just me or does his art feel more consistent again?

>>149031368
She looks offensively bad in that panel. Like literally smug that she just sucked the life out of the story. Literal steve urkel face.
>did iiii do thaaaat?

>>149030275 (OP)
Everyone here is just pretending to be retarded right? You aren't getting angry because you don't understand a plot point right

>>149031376
You lost.

>>149031373
In some panels Kat's face is kinda looks like a plot-twist villain.

>>149031376
The problem isn't that the plot is hard to follow, the problem is that every explanation is hand-waved away with "it's magic, I ain't gotta explain shit".

>>149031396
But she's explaining it right now
You just don't understand it so you complain

>>149031373
I dunno I think she looks cute, you sound kind of jaded.

>>149031373
Anon if you're looking at a cute girl's face and seeing Steve Urkel that's a (You) problem

>>149031425
>>149031446
Yeah I get being mad at the story but I'm just calling a spade a spade here, Kat looks adorable in that last panel separated from the context of what's going on. Feel like Tom rarely draws her like this.

>>149031413
Oh really? Well, then I must have missed the pages where it's explained how knowing the negative space of the distortion would lead to Kat knowing where Omega's physical body is, or how she knew that Omega has formed a robot body, or how Kat knew how to disconnect the robot body from the main computer, or how Kat knew that was possible in the first place, or how either Kat or Annie knew this would work, or how...

>>149031483
>how she knew that Omega has formed a robot body
You missed Annie explaining it to her?

20 years and counting webcomics with a long-running narrative were a mistake.

>>149031511
Why did Omega choose to form a robot body?
Why was it explicitly shaped in her own image?
With all her infinite wisdom, how did she not know that Kat would undoubtedly have a backdoor installed?
In fact, she can still observe everything, so how did she not notice Kat the moment she tried doing anything with her main body?

>>149030275 (OP)
>I literally know how your brain works
How is this remotely relevant for an organism of any complexity?

>>149031673
It's been an unspoken rule for ages now that Kat can literally say "oh, it works like this" towards anything remotely technical and it will retroactively change history to conform to her way of thinking.
This is because she is a literal god (which will probably end up being one of the twists).

>>149031373
Lmao. But also, true.

>>149031692
Can she retroactively make the plot good?

>>149031722
That's honestly something I've been wanting any webcomic to do for decades now.
Write an alright story, introduce time travel, then actually update older pages when the time travel occurs and turning it into something amazing.

But no, what we're seeing is the "golden timeline". We're seeing the final timeline which has already been altered by every form of time travel and retroactive writing that will ever happen in-universe.

>>149031740
Well Hussie kind of did that with Homestuck

It sucked though

>>149031755
>It sucked though
That it did...

>>149031755
Mention not that evil here. I'll never forgive that faggot for turning SB+HJ into some sidepiece of his gay troll shit.

>>149031740
Hussie did that with Homestuck at least with the hands and oil. But then he kept the old timeline with better writing and still showed the new timeline with worse writing

So Kat basically lobotomized her, right?

>>149031789
Yep. But it's okay, because being human is obviously the best state of existing.

>>149030275 (OP)
Normally this would call for editing with nude bodies due to their compositions, but...not feeling it.

>>149030275 (OP)
>"I literally know how your brain works"
>Bedroom eyes
What did Katerina "Kat" Donlan mean by this

>>149032982
that she's a good little mary sue

>>149032982
Kat gets turned on by how stuff works so knowing how someone's brain works really gets her going.

Still not too motivated but I started

>>149033510
Based, Kat's look in that last panel is basically asking for it

>>149031692
>one of the twists
Dd you miss the chapter where she was officiated?

>>149033510
Started what

>>149034054
I'm pretty sure it was heavily implied, but her being a god and what her powers are have never been outright stated.

>>149034095
nudifying them

>>149034234
At the absolute least she's temporarily her own psychopomp and those are considered gods already in plenty of cultures.

>I recorded everything
>But recording anything touching you would get us caught
>So I didn't record that
But...in order to know something is connected to Omega you'd need to connect to it, record the data, analyze it, then delete it from the "map." You'd get caught.
>I figured you were physically located in the negative space of my map
Fucking what
No
The negative space could be any computer in any way associated with Omega or literally nothing

This is some "the missile steers by knowing where it isn't" bullshit

>>149030402
Sure it works.
If you look through somebody's browser history and there's a chunk missing, you know they were watching porn or doing something important like banking and then cleared some history.
Sometimes the interesting stuff is in the voids.

>>149030598
that's standard wordpress behavior to prevent spam

>>149034622
ssh, dont reason the mary sue's logic

>>149034622
Clarification, It doesn't say she didn't record it, only that she ignored it. Nor did she say recording anything about Omega would get them caught. She said she couldn't do anything with the assumed location she got or she would be caught.

The negative space thing is a contrivance but not totally ungrounded. The idea of being able to get anywhere except there leaves a vacuum in the map and Omega/the court trying to cover tracks and keep the location obscured could result in any visible connection to Omega deliberately being a dead end.

>>149034412
Why would you nudify them

>>149035276
cause I can

>>149034955
So you think it is just being explained in a retarded way?

>>149035364
Based. Just to know, can you give Omega and Annie pubes? I'm a bush enjoyer but do what you heart desires.

>>149035571
I'll see

>it sucked though
I thought it was pretty cool honestly, the permanent timeline Easter eggs, the two characters that allowed the retconning to happen, the password system. The leadup (overindulgent "everyone's fucking dead" bad ending fakeout) and the new alpha timeline (Vriska) are easily more debatable in quality but the change itself was cool, especially with how far back they went.

>>149035364
How big are you gonna make their penises

>>149035875
you want futa, you add them yourself

>>149035879
Then take the based from your name fag

>>149031740
Its almost retarded such a simple concept has not been used and abused in a fucking medium that lets you do touch ups at the drop of a hat.

Thank you anon, I am now convinced we are on the suffering timeline with creative types that can only do heads in toilets.

>>149035888
Based was given to me by the powers that be

No pubes

https://files.catbox.moe/eq5b2k.png

Pubes

https://files.catbox.moe/32fimm.png

>>149036312
You do your name honor.

>>149035536
I'd say it's simplified which makes sense for talking to someone in person. It lacks detail and my interpretation relies on assumptions that aren't explicitly stated in the text regarding why the mentions of Omega should be ignored.
It's too bad this is another tell, don't show bit since it's totally unnatural to go line by line explaining how a hunt was done to the prey.

imaa how's the game coming along

>>149035364
what about Rey hahaha?...

>>149037362
give me a good picture that has the appropriate angle for Rey to mount Omega and I'll do it