>KRAV MAGA!

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Do people actually shout the name of the martial art they're performing when performing it? Not like the technique, the broad art itself.
>KRAV MAGA!
>KARATE!
>TAEKWONDO!

>>149036423 (OP)
No one gives a shit about dick punch karate

>>149036423 (OP)
If i was Bart i would've joined Hamas and fire-bombed Israel after this

>>149036423 (OP)
Bart was never shown to know Karate before this episode. OK, so he goes to Israel and all of a sudden he knows karate?

>>149036859
thats an actual move, thought it is meant to use as a distraction or confuse your oponent, even baiting by creating a rhythm and finally do something else despite shouting the move.
imagine doing that a few times anon just spamming karate punch and shouting then suddenly out of nowhere you say karate punch and you use a kick.

>>149036914
everyone in africa knows kung fu thus everyone in israel know karate

>>149036933
>Jewish move to distract your oponent and then stab them in the back
What did they mean by this?

>>149036423 (OP)
this garbage turd of an episode is almost 20 years old now. Can this series possiblity sink any lower?
>>149036914
>expecting consistency and logic from zombie Simpsons episodes

>>149036953

S11E5

>>149036423 (OP)
Krav Magoo

>>149037460
I fucking hate this movie
It was constantly replayed on Cartoon Network for some reason

I know MAGA stands for "Make America Great Again" but whats does KRAV stand for?

>>149036423 (OP)
i like the accuracy of it being used on a child

>>149037850
It stands for "Kill Racist Antisemitic Virgins"

>>149037460
I forgot this existef

>>149037460
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oh3fHzaOT3w

>>149036423 (OP)
>Israel episode
>They have to shill their "martial art" as this UNFATHOMABLE DANGEROUS ART MADE TO KILL SUPERIOR TO ALL OTHER ARTS
Classic Israel. They've made it their lifes mission to look like the most "badass" in the room yet still the "underdog" at all times for that sweet spot of sympathy yet admirable. I hope Iran wipes them from the face of the planet for their incessant arrogance. Fucking parasite "nation".

>>149037850
Kremlin Remote Ascension Vehicle

Jewish girls a cute.

>>149037850
It means "contact combat" because hebrews love redundancy.

>>149038689
If there's one thing Gen Z is based for is that I've undying hate for Israel from 90% of them.

>>149036423 (OP)
Krav maga is fake and gay. It's never been used successfully except when a group of IDF soldiers are gangraping an unarmed Palestinian child that's already in handcuffs. You'll never see it used in any real fight or even competition between two adults

>>149038740
Krav Maga is completely fake. It's not a real martial art in any sense you would consider anything else a martial art. It's literally just the loosely applied concept of dirty fighting with intent to kill. It cannot be practiced. There are no moves. There are no drills specific to it. There are no real competitive tournaments. Krav Maga is bullshit. Anyone who says they do Krav Maga and actually knows how to fight just means they've got a background in something that's actually useful and actual exists (karate, jiujitsu, MMA) and calls themselves "Krav Maga" now to look hardcore. Israel made the US horny for the concept by propagandizing it the way they always do and now it's been hyped up in fiction as if it actually exists. Anybody who's spent their life with Krav Maga will get his shit handed to him in any other gym on the planet.

>>149039047
The idea of a martial art where you "do anything" is completely retarded and goes against the idea of a discipline in the first place.

>>149039047
I swear I remember this big push for it in action media, which then pushed into other circles before disappearing. I swear you couldn't have a single character that gets into routine fights without them mentioning they do Krav Maga

>>149037850
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>>149036423 (OP)
KHLAV KALASH

>>149036423 (OP)
How come no one ever acknowledges how it's weird that this show about a Christian family who goes to church is often written by, directed by, and owned by jews.

Like, after season 1 all the show runners have been jewish. It's a bit weird to my euro mind

>>149036914
but he did tho

>>149039363
All of American media is owned by Jews

>>149038689
That's literally part of their foreign policy anon. "To act like a mad dog that only acts out when provoked." I'm not exactly a fan of the country either but there's nothing especially parasitic about it, it's basically just FAFO.

>>149039518
>only acts out when provoked
Lies. They're always the first to provoke and play victim afterwards. There's something especially parasitic about how they hog billions from other countries every year while they continually kill children with those same funds.

>>149039587
Well yeah, that's part of why I don't like them. Just saying that's their official policy line and how they culturally try to project their image. It's bullshit but yeah.

>>149038689
Based
>>149039518
Israeli hands typed this post

>>149039629
No I don't like Israel at all and they're literally committing genocide in Gaza. I'm just three glasses of wine into watching this shit blow up in the Middle East and articulating my thoughts poorly.

>>149039167
Zionist influence in media. Same reason everyone has to be morally grey now and for the portrayal of governments as secretly being fascist and ethically questionable it all ties back to normalizing their way of life.

>>149039646
It's in comic books too. You know how people often compare Xavier and Magneto to Martin Luther King and Malcolm X? With the latter being the "violent, unreasonable" one while the former is the "peaceful, admirable one" (which is all just white panic to ever think of Malcolm X like that btw)? It's all bullshit made up way later than when they actually decided Magneto and Xavier's characters were Jewish and not even by the one who wrote them Jewish to begin with. They were based on zionist politicians who were Israel prime ministers. There's no coincidence in Magneto's blatant zionist policies and Xavier's cuck mindset.

>>149039167
I read a Splinter Cell book as a teenager in the 2000s where Krav Maga was described as the ultimate no-bullshit martial art. A professional killer's fighting style. I thought it was cool as shit. Turns out that was some gay boomer interrupting the story to jerk off Israel over their fake bullshit.
I miss Sam.