It was a euphemism for sex

>>149051695 (OP)
>"Do you think Mr. Krabs ever has sex?"

>>149051712
Considering his daughter is a whale, no

>>149051695 (OP)
Does that mean the show ends with SpongeBob and Sandy becoming stripping who have sex live on stage in a family restaurant while Squidward watches and says "I hate all of you". If so, that's pretty based on Squidward for telling everyone they were being a degenerate, even though the whole town was on board with it.

>>149051712
He could've plapped this BBW if he had just kept his cool.

>>149051695 (OP)
>euphemism
You mean "analogy." A euphemism is a word used to talk politely about a taboo subject.

>>149051861
Have you seen Ripped Pants? SpongeBob ain’t above that

>>149051861
The fishes are all degens who are in their underwear all day

>>149051695 (OP)
It is if you want it to be

>>149051695 (OP)
>you will never fuck sandy

>>149051695 (OP)
last night I karate burgerd your sister

>>149051695 (OP)
One of those season 1 episodes that really reminds you the staff previously worked on Rocko's Modern Life.

>>149054149
>there was once a time when american pioneers used squirrels and fish as fleshlights
imagine not having porn in the 1700s

>>149054476
was it really better than just simply jacking off

>>149052034
when I shit
>BRAP
my pants...
I thought that everyone would be on my side, but I went and blew it. All sky high. And now she won't even spare a passing glance. All just because I...
>BRAP
shit my pants!

>>149051695 (OP)
When I saw it as a kid, I knew the karate meant something else. I thoight they were just making out.

>>149051695 (OP)
No it isn’t.

>>149054586
Dropping the Sandy x SpongeBob ship was a mistake, and I stand by that.

>>149054476
I'm pretty sure some on /k/ consider it from time to time.

>>149051712
...

>>149054149
You want to have sexual relations with a Squirrel?

>>149054394
.

>>149051888
I'm honestly surprised there hasn't been a significant uptick in Mrs. Puff lewds in recent years, what with current trends and all...

>>149056967
>Thirty six days without SEX

>>149060312
Weak sauce!

>>149060312
Only thirty? Heh, those are rookie numbers...

>>149051695 (OP)
>It was a euphemism for sex
I fucking wish man, would be soooo HAWT!

>>149051695 (OP)
>anything that involves a guy and a girl
>protective wear

is this sex?

>Spongebob is always ready
>for hot freaky squirrel sex
It literally all makes sense.

>>149062668
I wonder how this made you feel...

>>149057650
maybe

>>149051712
>BLUHAHE!

>>149063842
would rape

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SR6iYWJxHqs

>>149063842
Sandy's a girl?

>>149051695 (OP)
I used to think sponge Bob was made out of Cheese

>>149064891

>>149064912
If only they had had the forethought not to call him CheeseBob

>>149054586
>that nieces
Ugh...

>>149063905
don't say that

>>149065369
would hang out in her clothingfreedome

>>149063450
Is SpongeBob straight or gay?

>>149065383
He's Asexual

>>149065369
Now if only she was shaved too...

>>149060312
>purple is my favorite DRINK

>>149063858
couldn't've said it better myself

>>149065369
That's hot

>>149057650
yes

>>149067000
WHAT THE SCALLOP

>>149051861
>Mr. Krabs making money out of live sex

>>149059993
She's hideous, for one thing

>>149065868
What if he buds in his sleep and wakes up a dad?

>>149054586
Any activity with a someone who genuinely likes you is worth it.

>>149051825
Cartoon logic, anon. A crab can can fuck a whale, just like a rabbit can fuck a human woman.

>>149055979
I stand with you, anon.

>>149065383
He's a sponge

>>149051695 (OP)

>>149068580
He didn't fuck a whale, he was gonna pig out on whalefall

>>149068634
They make a cute couple~

>>149051695 (OP)
Weird lookin tree...

>>149070019
Especially to an echidna

>>149051695 (OP)
How come SpongeBob wears his white collared shirt and tie everywhere he goes, even outside of work? Does he not own any leisure outfits?

>>149054476
>reel in fish
>it's this
what do /co/?

>>149051695 (OP)
Explain why.

>>149071774
put him back in the water after thanking him for the opportunity

>>149068977
i fucking love the dialog in this so much you can tell it was written by a fan

>>149065369
Honestly she's the perfect girl
>smart
>can fight and protect you
>basically a tomboy
>loves going /out/
>very sweet and understanding
>cool science stuff
>southern accent

>>149072924
Tomboys are peak.

>>149068655
Twelve dollars for an adoption?

>>149073604
Prices are different down in the deep blue sea, anon.

>>149067864
As if thats gonna stop rule 34 artists

>>149054476
>american pioneers used squirrels and fish as fleshlights
what the fuck

>>149051695 (OP)
You know who ELSE is a euphemism for sex?

>>149072924
life will never be boring with sandy around

>>149059993
did she poop in front of the class just to match the drawing? ha ha was she embarrassed? haha

>>149059993
There is some high quality stuff but SpongeBoy doesn't get much fab art surprisingly

>>149067000

>>149065369
...this is making me feel things I don't want to feel

>>149066193
>ENF episode
>ruin it by making her hairless
Why did they do it

>>149076901
she's a real cutie

>>149051695 (OP)
I'm bombing this thread

>>149065383
Hillenburg once said he doesn't have a sexuality, because he doesn't have any genitals either.

>>149077313
why did you have to remind me of this thing

>>149077313
Why did you have to introduce me to this thing

>>149068580
But they’d just play patty cake

>>149055979
spongebob and sandy being an item wasn't an original intent, she was just suppose to be his friend who happens to be a girl.

>>149077623
Before Hillenberg's passing there were more episodes of Spongebob dating Pearl than there were of Spongebob and Sandy.

>>149077313
Not too late to return to sender