Thread 149055400 - /co/ [Archived: 895 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:15:09 PM No.149055400
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Is Helluva Boss and Hazbin Hotel sacreligious? I was wondering if I can watch these as a Catholic and not go to hell
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:17:40 PM No.149055418
As a catholic, I'd say just watch what you like and enjoy it, you only live once on this planet to not watch a cartoon kek
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:17:43 PM No.149055419
>>149055400 (OP)
theres already like 3 threads for this slop you could have asked your question in, did you really need to make another one?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:20:43 PM No.149055440
>>149055419
Because he is feeling special today
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:22:57 PM No.149055456
>>149055400 (OP)
Its so far removed from any resemblance of a religion and more about haha gay sex jokes. You’ll be fine
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:23:46 PM No.149055462
>>149055400 (OP)
Nothing about Hellaverse is meant to be taken seriously because:
>God doesn't exist in it as far as we know
>Divine judgment is entirely arbitrary, angels don't know what get a soul into Heaven
>Some angels (like the Exorcists) are portrayed as sadistic and hypocritical rather than righteous and solemn
>The whole system of the afterlife is fluid and vague so there is no objective "right and wrong"
Essentially, Hellaverse is one of those worlds where it would be entirely justified for living mortals to take charge of their fate and spit on both Heaven and Hell altogether
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:26:16 PM No.149055489
Don't be one of those Christians who lives in constant terror that if you lower your guard for even a second, Satan will jump out from behind a streetlight and whisk your soul off to Hell.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:28:29 PM No.149055510
>>149055489
But what if Satan was a cute twink baddie
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:28:31 PM No.149055511
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>>149055419
>>149055440
Cry about it more bitch boy
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:33:30 PM No.149055568
>>149055511
>Image
I don't what posting a photo of your ugly contorting bitchface has to do with any this, but whatever, you do you anon
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:34:34 PM No.149055579
>>149055400 (OP)
not as sacreligious as Nortubel
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:53:06 PM No.149055758
>>149055510
The point is, you shouldn't be treating life as just an audition for the afterlife that you'll botch if you make even a single mistake. If your god is gonna cast you down into perdition for all eternity because you watched a cartoon, then he's not a god worth worshiping. A god like that is just a stand-in for an emotionally distant, impossible-to-please father, a concept born from generations of unresolved daddy issues and the clusterfuck that is the still barely understood human psyche, starting in an era long before psychology was even a thing and humans were struggling to understand even the simplest parts of the world around them. You know why the top god of most pantheons is a big bearded guy who lives somewhere really high up in the sky? Because that's what your dad is when you're two years old, a big beard in the sky.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:56:40 PM No.149055792
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>>149055400 (OP)
If you're posting here, you don't have to worry about that sweetie.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:06:44 PM No.149055861
>>149055400 (OP)
Anon If you are gonna watch sacreligious shows I reccomend you go find some better ones to watch
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:11:46 PM No.149055900
>>149055758
ok.... but what if he was a cute twink baddie?
sage
6/18/2025, 5:15:16 PM No.149055922
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:22:17 PM No.149055960
>>149055400 (OP)
It's a cartoon
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:33:20 PM No.149056039
>>149055400 (OP)
Call me a naive cheater but I honestly think God will understand if you watch it for the right reasons like just curiosity or simple entertainment but if you only watch it looking for things to jerk off to or to fuel some resentment or hatred towards God then of course it will weigh heavy on you. But that said the hellaverse is more like an edgy 12 year old's sonic fanfic rather than anything resembling any part of scripture in a way that matters. Like how Evangelion just uses a bunch of Biblical stuff but it's unrecognizable as anything biblical besides the names of things, it's just so entirely detached from religion that I sincerely don't see it as sacrilegious but rather just complete original fiction barely inspired in Christianity
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:49:14 PM No.149056193
>>149055758
Fantastic point
Thank you for the post anon
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:52:34 PM No.149056225
>>149055758
Wow anon, this is a very excellent and thoughtful post and because you exercised all your points so well there is no need for you to post further. You can pat yourself on the back for a job well done and go do something else very far away.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:10:37 PM No.149056384
>>149056225
And you can stop sucking your own dick over how ironic and insincere and detached from everything you are.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:28:46 PM No.149056553
>>149055400 (OP)
As a catholic, you shouldn't watch it because it's fucking trash. Just absolute garbage. Horrible writing.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:57:15 PM No.149056858
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>>149055400 (OP)
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:05:39 PM No.149056959
>>149055400 (OP)
No you cant and this is somewhere in a New Testament. Like run away from the every sinful thought, every single resemblance of sin, etc. I read lot about this stuff because one member of my family is a very religious guy from church. Basically the whole point of this books: endlessly pray and dont even think about sinful stuff. Once you low guard tons of hell shit would come to corrupt your soul. Maybe because of this this family member was insane hard to deal with and a huge fun killer. But if it's all true so he would in Heaven watching how we all burn for eternity!
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:09:31 PM No.149057001
>>149056858
It's sad. Fifteen years ago, I could easily tell if a post was troll or not. Nowadays, though...
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:10:44 PM No.149057021
>>149056959
Sounds to me like your "family member" is a puritan and not a catholic.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:16:37 PM No.149057099
>>149056384
Sounds like projection to me.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:20:31 PM No.149057150
>>149055400 (OP)
I'd like to imagine God cares more about you not murdering people than if you watch the silly deviantart furry show
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:22:41 PM No.149057164
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>>149056858
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:22:42 PM No.149057166
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>>149055462
>Essentially, Hellaverse is one of those worlds where it would be entirely justified for living mortals to take charge of their fate and spit on both Heaven and Hell altogether

I'm writing this as Agent One's character arc. But in a Gnostic way not a Reddit Atheist way.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:23:49 PM No.149057174
>>149057099
Look, my point is just watch the show or not, don't worry that you'll go to Hell for it. If God is truly as kind and forgiving as you believe he is, then he won't punish you with eternal damnation for something so small, and if he isn't as kind and forgiving as you believe he is, then you're better off not worshiping him.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:24:39 PM No.149057181
>>149055400 (OP)
Hell isn't real so you have nothing to worry about.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:26:20 PM No.149057204
>>149057181
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMy8W0j-Slw
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:27:53 PM No.149057227
>>149057021
Orthodox Christian. And all of doing was literally in a New Statement with a formulas like "don't fool yourself, if you do X you go hell", here was even a story about 12 brides or something with a lamps, basically it was a story told by Christ about if you would not control yourself every second and purity of your souls a punishment (death then hell) can come at any time and your soul would contain this sinful thought which would forbid you go to Heaven. I just feel that most of Christians are never read they own book. Which I spent like 15 min to read
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:30:25 PM No.149057262
>>149055400 (OP)
You're Catholic, you are already going to hell for Idolatry
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:30:50 PM No.149057267
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>>149057181
>>149057204
>Christians when they realize Grace won't save them from reincarnating as a parapelegic monkey with aids after 2 billion years as a Hungry Ghost
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:32:22 PM No.149057296
>>149057267
Me in the middle
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:32:44 PM No.149057300
>>149057267
Fujin and Ryoujin have a part time job
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:32:52 PM No.149057303
>>149057227
>Orthodox Christian
Well, there's your problem.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:34:58 PM No.149057330
>>149057181
Citation needed
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:35:07 PM No.149057332
>>149057262
>Idolatry
Bullshit by seething Prot heretics
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:36:21 PM No.149057354
>>149057332
... is what I'd say if I were guilty of idolatry.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:38:54 PM No.149057397
>>149057332
>mother Mary full of grace
It's literally the First Commandment, you're going to hell for worshipping someone else
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:46:08 PM No.149057484
>>149057332
Have you ever prayed the Rosary before?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:47:43 PM No.149057512
>>149057204
It astounds me that this guy's only prior voice acting experience were singular episode bit parts in SMILF, or the beetlejuice ep of teen titans go.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:15:40 PM No.149057847
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>>149056858
She's not pregnant. She's just hungry. She's a growing girl.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:21:08 PM No.149057896
>>149055400 (OP)
Yes it is and yes you will.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:28:43 PM No.149058665
>>149055400 (OP)
>>149055489
>>149056959
>>149057227
According to the Bible, Jesus doesn't care about blasphemy unless if it is against the holy spirit. Which figuratively means you aren't seeking repentance for sins. Mark 3:28-30 , Matthew 12:30-32, Luke 12:8-10


According to the Catholic catechism, blashphemy is a venial sin and venial sins are forgiven in the Penential Rites which always occur at the beginning of mass.

you're not missing out on much, it is edgy disney musicals with swearing. made for kids
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:03:51 PM No.149059689
>>149055462
based
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:23:58 PM No.149059903
>>149055400 (OP)
It is not what enters the mouth that defiles the person, but what comes out of the mouth, this defiles the person.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:56:53 PM No.149060255
>>149055400 (OP)
Its literally pure degenerate propaganda and you have no one to blame but yourself.

"Sacrilege" is not about "uh ohhh, I made God mad". Its about slowly eroding your defenses, your morality. Normalizing degenerate shit like gay demons profaning the concept of redemption for cheap entertainment. Yes, I can see the midwits going DUR HUR BUT I JUST WATCH 4 FUN LOLS right now but that is the point. Making everything trite and meaningless "just for fun". It seeks to normalize normalizing this sort of slop, the mental white noise, making everything lack gravitas, everything just cheap entertainment, making one slowly unable to choose or even conceptualize eternal truths of morality. Satan does not want you to worship a fucking cartoon(although some morons do it anyway) he just wants to tempt you into not taking things seriously, thinking it does not really matter, who cares, its just a cartoon, the mentality of not caring enough, not differentiating between things that should be differentiated. That is the purpose of all brainrot, to keep you and your mind and your sense of morality occupied, blasting rope to "badly animated "cute" demons while your immortal soul withers on the vine. Sometimes, you will be wondering if there is anything more to life, anything more serious, anything better to do with yourself, but then the algorithm feeds you the next video and youre back consooming, thinking is hard and it makes you feel bad and guilts, lets not do that.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:58:30 PM No.149060270
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>>149059903
Is that your "holy loophole" to let you suck cock too?
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:03:57 AM No.149060323
Going on to /x/ and asking the deviation anons bullshit questions has done more for me than the lord has in my 34 years of life. At this point I am just convinced god is punishing me for every little thing I've ever done in my life.