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Anonymous No.149057012 [Report] >>149057132 >>149057177 >>149057415 >>149057456 >>149057505 >>149057614 >>149057660 >>149057733 >>149057912 >>149058159 >>149058520 >>149058880 >>149058896 >>149059054 >>149059563 >>149059808 >>149060413 >>149060417 >>149060635 >>149060906 >>149061834 >>149063298 >>149063547
Peter Parker is officially a double cuck now.
Anonymous No.149057080 [Report] >>149060161
No, but his writers sure are though
Anonymous No.149057132 [Report]
>>149057012 (OP)
JRJR says that this kind of capes have made US cities very dangerous.
Anonymous No.149057177 [Report] >>149057415 >>149057532 >>149059819
>>149057012 (OP)
Dating around is only cucking if one side doesn't know.

If Peter is seeing someone else so can she. Hell this same shit was happening when Peter was a teenager and he'd ask a girl out who'd reveal she already had plans with Flash or whoever.
Anonymous No.149057415 [Report]
>>149057012 (OP)
>>149057177
He made out with Felicia literally on the previous page
Anonymous No.149057456 [Report] >>149057479 >>149057495 >>149057505 >>149057529 >>149057759 >>149058067 >>149058115 >>149058212 >>149058425 >>149058624 >>149059615 >>149059832 >>149059833 >>149059884 >>149060017 >>149062343
>>149057012 (OP)
This postmodern stance of "open dating" is so nauseating. I've had friends in "situationships" before and it's always a weird drama-filled scenario. Either some dude got slided by my friend, and is still in love with the chick so there's drama. Or they have to keep shit in secret, because the girl doesn't want for people to think they're dating. Or the girl dumps my friend without a hint of compassion, as if they're just teammates in a multiplayer game match, and my friend is left depressed.
And in the few cases where it went from a "situationship" to full on closed-off dating, the dude still had to process that his chick slept with at least 2 other dudes while they were going out.
My caveman brain cannot comprehend this.
Anonymous No.149057479 [Report] >>149058859
>>149057456
People like options
Anonymous No.149057495 [Report]
>>149057456
You have to be really strict on a black and white world view. They sell open and liberal morality as complex and nuanced sophistication and then you suffer the results allowing it every step of the way in the name of sophistication and progress. Its only what you allow it to be, women will always go through hoops to have things both ways and avoid accountability and feminine men do it too.
Anonymous No.149057505 [Report]
>>149057012 (OP)
>>149057456
why are whitetards like this? everyday I thank allah I was born brown
Anonymous No.149057529 [Report] >>149058633 >>149063483
>>149057456
Calm down dude.
It’s just like old high school casual dating before a couple officially goes “steady.”
That’s all.
Anonymous No.149057532 [Report] >>149058883 >>149059360
>>149057177
It's cheating if one side doesn't know
It's cucking if they know and also get off to it
If both people are seeing other people, and both know about it, then it's an open relationship
Anonymous No.149057614 [Report] >>149057651
>>149057012 (OP)
Did anyone expect anything more from this non-relationship in the first place? I'm surprised she stuck around as long as she did. The fuck is even the point of this? So other editorials don't have to deal with the shitshow that is Peter's personal life at the moment?
Anonymous No.149057651 [Report]
>>149057614
Maybe?
The point is that Peter can fuck Shay or Felicia as he pleases without regrets.
Really guys, since we know editorial is never allowing Peter to marry again, this was the only option left.
Anonymous No.149057660 [Report] >>149057890 >>149058664
>>149057012 (OP)
>Dating doesn't mean exclusive

What the fuck is this
Anonymous No.149057733 [Report]
>>149057012 (OP)
>we are not exclusive, we are dating
what? that's not what that means. those are mutually exclusive terms.
fuckbuddies is the word they were looking for. or "friends with benefits" for the pg13-speakers.
Anonymous No.149057759 [Report]
>>149057456
>postmodern
It's older than your grandparents.
Anonymous No.149057890 [Report]
>>149057660
Burgers have made a mockery of civilized society
Anonymous No.149057912 [Report]
>>149057012 (OP)
Diddly bluds
Anonymous No.149058067 [Report]
>>149057456
>This postmodern stance of "open dating" is so nauseating.
He was literally doing this with Gwen and MJ
Anonymous No.149058115 [Report] >>149059844
>>149057456
someone isnt aware of the Sixties it seems
Anonymous No.149058143 [Report] >>149058184
This whole open dating thing would collapse into jealousy for Shay if Peter was as open about his ability to get some as she is. Just imagine seeing this frumpy nurse answer the door to Felicia asking where Peter is.
Anonymous No.149058159 [Report] >>149058204 >>149058379 >>149058448 >>149058472 >>149060135
>>149057012 (OP)
How is banging two women in open relationships being a cuck? Have you geeks lost all sense of reality?
Anonymous No.149058184 [Report] >>149058208
>>149058143
She literally said she found Felicia's hairs on him, retard. She knows he's banging someone else.
Anonymous No.149058204 [Report] >>149061561
>>149058159
likely the self insert fags. they know they can't get any so Pete can't either.
Anonymous No.149058208 [Report] >>149058218
>>149058184
She knows he's getting dates, she hasn't seen the laundry list of bombshells he's dated and is taking the fact that her "boyfriend" has literal washboard abs.
Anonymous No.149058212 [Report]
>>149057456
Most people in open relationships are ugly. It’s best not to think about that stuff
Anonymous No.149058218 [Report]
>>149058208
I'm pretty sure she knows MJ, the literal supermodel, is his ex.
Anonymous No.149058379 [Report] >>149058458
>>149058159
>open relationships being a cuck? Have you geeks lost all sense of reality?
lol, ironic

only whitecels think not only is cheating on somebody is a flex but simultaneously knowingly getting cheated on is as much of a flex
Anonymous No.149058425 [Report] >>149058677 >>149059855 >>149059863
>>149057456
>This postmodern stance of "open dating" is so nauseating
>postmodern
It's cute you think you used this word effectively. the reality is, this is how dating culture was when people actually dated. The 70s, 80s, early 90s. People went on dates all the time, saw multiple people, etc. It was just par for the course. Watch old tv, listen to old stand-up. Even older comics. They didn't call it 'an open relationship,' as such, but until you were absolutely certain you wanted to pair off with one single person, you kept your options open and dated casually.
Anonymous No.149058448 [Report]
>>149058159
Retards nowadays have completely forgotten what the word cuckold is even supposed to mean
Anonymous No.149058458 [Report] >>149058612 >>149058743
>>149058379
>t. someone who's never talked to a woman, let alone been in a relationship
Anonymous No.149058472 [Report]
>>149058159
Sex in and of itself is triggering to those who have only imagined it in the realm of fantasy. The mere mention of it sends them into a tailspin.
Anonymous No.149058520 [Report]
>>149057012 (OP)
The only way this shit is going to work is if Shay turns out to actually be a villain who knows that Peter is Spider-Man.
Anonymous No.149058612 [Report]
>>149058458
keep your projection to yourself hating their own women and being proud of being cheated on is an entirely white, western affair.
Anonymous No.149058624 [Report] >>149058636
>>149057456
The x-men would blow your mind considering the shit they get up to
Anonymous No.149058633 [Report] >>149058662 >>149058806
>>149057529
>It’s just like old high school casual dating before a couple officially goes “steady.”
Going out is fine. Fucking other dudes is not.
Anonymous No.149058636 [Report] >>149058653
>>149058624
> and that makes it ok?
Anonymous No.149058653 [Report]
>>149058636
>It's a fictional comic book in a world full of superheroes
Anonymous No.149058662 [Report] >>149058718
>>149058633
This, the love of my life will know, the second we meet, that she is to remain pure in the eventuality that we are to be betrothed. I don't want to here about femistic ideas of casual sex, she will live a chaste life until which time I can establish myself as a man and get my career in order. Only then will I call for her.
Anonymous No.149058664 [Report]
>>149057660
You know before it was just called going steady right?

This shit has been around for a while, people just fuck around more now.
Anonymous No.149058677 [Report] >>149058700 >>149060347 >>149060396
>>149058425
You're missing the point. It's not that she's going out with other dudes to see who's best compatible with. It's that she's fucking those other guys and the guy's supposed to tolerate it. Fuck that.
Anonymous No.149058700 [Report] >>149058810
>>149058677
Yes I'm sure Peter is crying while clapping Felicia's cheeks.
Anonymous No.149058718 [Report]
>>149058662
Sex from previous relationships is not the problem. Her fucking other dudes while you're dating is.
Anonymous No.149058743 [Report] >>149059001
>>149058458
Not one of my relationships has ever been 'open'
You are a coping cuck
Anonymous No.149058806 [Report] >>149058905 >>149060079
>>149058633
LOL.
What is with this middle school bullshit level of purity.
Anonymous No.149058810 [Report] >>149058833 >>149058852
>>149058700
What's the point then? If Peter's just gonna be happy giving Felicia backshots, why even keep Shay around?
Anonymous No.149058833 [Report] >>149058922
>>149058810
Because Felicia doesn't want a normal life and is more than happy to bang Peter when he is free from his civilian duties.
Anonymous No.149058852 [Report]
>>149058810
He's looking for the right fit and trying different girls?

He's not Anon and gonna immediately end up with what ever girl holds his hand in public.
Anonymous No.149058859 [Report]
>>149057479
They hate having to live with the consequences of making a choice.
Anonymous No.149058875 [Report]
Anonymous No.149058880 [Report] >>149058907 >>149059740
>>149057012 (OP)
Why must he go through this?
Anonymous No.149058883 [Report]
>>149057532
Depends how we're going with this.
Cucking, in its truest and most classical sense, is an episode of Maury, "you are not the father!" and at that point, most people worry about the kid because the kid likely still knows the cuck in question as just "Dad" and is typically gonna be scared to death as to whether or not their father hates them
Anonymous No.149058896 [Report] >>149058941
>>149057012 (OP)
Not sure why, but I viscerally HATE this art style. I miss the early 90s when Marvel had a unified style across all their books.
Anonymous No.149058905 [Report]
>>149058806
Damn, dude. Guess relationships aren't for you.
Anonymous No.149058907 [Report] >>149060935
>>149058880
What? Having a stable job? Banging Felicia whenever he wants? Talking to mundane things with Shay? It's the happiest he's been presented in months.
Anonymous No.149058922 [Report] >>149058963 >>149059000
>>149058833
Open relationships aren't normal either. Shay ain't it, and bro should look elsewhere.
Anonymous No.149058941 [Report]
>>149058896
JRJR just keeps getting worse and worse.
Anonymous No.149058963 [Report] >>149058982
>>149058922
Shay gives Peter civilian downtime. And do you really want another boring bland OC for Peter to show up and then be forgotten as soon as MJ pops up again?
Anonymous No.149058982 [Report] >>149058990
>>149058963
Isn't Shay technically that boring OC currently?
Anonymous No.149058990 [Report] >>149059112
>>149058982
Yep, but why have another one show up as soon as Shay leaves?
Anonymous No.149058992 [Report] >>149059082
the term is man-whore not cuck.

He's a bit old for that now but whatever
Anonymous No.149059000 [Report] >>149059063 >>149059082
>>149058922
Open relationships are pretty normal now. You're old and out of touch, and that's alright. But the zeitgeist has shifted.
Anonymous No.149059001 [Report] >>149059128
>>149058743
>relationships
>plural
Anonymous No.149059028 [Report]
I'm not in the loop, I'm not really a comic reader, but can someone give me a QRD on this Spider-Man era? Why the fuck is Paul Rabin a thing? Is this just a humiliation ritual?
Anonymous No.149059054 [Report] >>149059070
>>149057012 (OP)
Peter also went out with Lynda Locke who is basically MJ + Silk
Anonymous No.149059063 [Report]
>>149059000
Bait
Anonymous No.149059070 [Report]
>>149059054
Anonymous No.149059082 [Report]
>>149059000
Not normal but more common.

>>149058992
And Matt is a spry young lad, correct?
Anonymous No.149059112 [Report]
>>149058990
I guess not, but I feel like a boring new OC is inevitable. They should just start bringing back some of Peter's old love interest back at this point.
Anonymous No.149059128 [Report] >>149059195
>>149059001
>Milennial cuck "Opened" his first and only relationship instead of dumping her and dating someone else with dignity
Makes sense.
Anonymous No.149059195 [Report]
>>149059128
Unfortunately men like us, stand up men, good men, are no longer in demand, and dignity is a thing of the past. le sigh...
Anonymous No.149059269 [Report] >>149059303
>thread dedicated to sexless incels/virgins calling each other sexless incel/virgins
sexless incel virgin btw
Anonymous No.149059303 [Report]
>>149059269
It's about sexless deranged mentally ill far right altright fascist incel chuds calling male feminist incel simps; cuckolds, actually
Anonymous No.149059360 [Report]
>>149057532
Cuckold is a middle english term for a man whose wife is unfaithful, kink has nothing to do with it. Just because it's used as a porn tag, that doesn't mean that's the definition.
Anonymous No.149059563 [Report] >>149059599 >>149059908 >>149061964
>>149057012 (OP)
the answer is right here.

forget shay or anybody else.
seriously.
Anonymous No.149059599 [Report] >>149059613
>>149059563
who?
Anonymous No.149059613 [Report] >>149059773
>>149059599
Shay Marken
Anonymous No.149059615 [Report] >>149059937
>>149057456
It's called "courting," dumbass.
Anonymous No.149059740 [Report]
>>149058880
Go through what? He fucked Black Cat this same issue
Anonymous No.149059773 [Report]
>>149059613
You mean Peter's true love? The one that smells nice? Based
Anonymous No.149059808 [Report]
>>149057012 (OP)
What is this faggot shit? This is not how dating works.
Anonymous No.149059819 [Report]
>>149057177
That was different, they weren't making out or even holding hands they were literally just hanging out chastely. If you start physical contact you're going steady and that means you're exclusive.
Anonymous No.149059832 [Report]
>>149057456
Open Dating is a lie sold by Hollywood. When I met my wife she tried to suggest that crap and I told her she could either date me or not date me but I wasn't going to date someone who went around with other people and she gave up on that crap right away.
Anonymous No.149059833 [Report] >>149060204
>>149057456
women rights were a mistake - prove me wrong
Anonymous No.149059844 [Report]
>>149058115
thank you for reminding why I hate boomers and hope they will rot in hell for all the things they did
Anonymous No.149059855 [Report] >>149060176
>>149058425
back then dating didn't mean "fucking like rabbits"
Anonymous No.149059863 [Report]
>>149058425
I'm old enough to remember dating culture and this was not nearly as widespread as you seem to think.
Nobody with any self respect, male or female, got involved with people like this. It was just a recipe for drama and heartache.
Anonymous No.149059884 [Report]
>>149057456
Fifth Post Best Post, fuck all the faggot cuckolds whining in the replies
Anonymous No.149059908 [Report] >>149062501
>>149059563
What's the point of having a mom with unique white hair when you're gonna come out with boring ass brown hair like your dad?
Anonymous No.149059937 [Report]
>>149059615
>It's called "courting," dumbass.
Courting doesn't mean slutting about. Learn some reading comprehension.
Anonymous No.149059968 [Report]
To be fair if I was a woman I wouldn't put too much investment in Peter. Dude is a total undependable flake. I'm not saying cheating, nor by any stretch condone such bullshit, but why should Shay have to suffer for Peter's wishy washy candle holding to MJ? That's not fair to her
Anonymous No.149060017 [Report]
>>149057456
This was always the norm, the difference is women didn't string guys along for months on end and guys didn't have such low self esteem to become pay pigs. if you didn't vibe after 3 or 4dates that was it
Anonymous No.149060079 [Report] >>149060206
>>149058806
I showed my wife the OP page and she said the author is weird and it seems like he has a cuck fetish.
Anonymous No.149060135 [Report]
>>149058159
You're asking people who dream of virgin wives as they race to boomerhood to not have a melty.
Anonymous No.149060161 [Report] >>149060245
>>149057080
>the only thing i hate about Spider-Man is his writers
Anonymous No.149060176 [Report] >>149061102
>>149059855
How would you know? Do you think its like a sitcom where person gets laid and immeditly tells everyone and the priest?
Anonymous No.149060204 [Report]
>>149059833
Can't. You're totally correct; they uniformly vote based on parameters that worsen society; the stupid ones vote for who is more handsome, the more "intelligent" ones vote for nanny state bullshit that keeps them safe while ignoring how the removal of risk poisons innovation.
Anonymous No.149060206 [Report] >>149061045
>>149060079
How old is your wife?
Anonymous No.149060245 [Report]
>>149060161
Nta, but, yeah? Peter is a fictional character with no agency of his own and is entirely dependent on the people who write him. Why would I hate him when it's the writers ruining everything?
Anonymous No.149060347 [Report] >>149060946
>>149058677
lol take a breath you stupid virgin
Anonymous No.149060396 [Report] >>149060946
>>149058677
Tell me you’re a virgin without telling me you’re a virgin.
Anonymous No.149060413 [Report]
>>149057012 (OP)
He should’ve fucked Sally’s clone when she offered herself to him.
Anonymous No.149060417 [Report]
>>149057012 (OP)
I was hoping that was Anna Maria, she's already had his body's dick in her
Anonymous No.149060635 [Report]
>>149057012 (OP)
He's just like me
Anonymous No.149060906 [Report] >>149060946
>>149057012 (OP)
I get not being exclusive the minute you start dating, but I feel like there should be a cut off point where that shit doesn't fly any more. Like if you've seen someone 7+ times at that point you need to decide if you wanna actually be with them or not, and anyone that can't make that decision is not worth the time or effort
Anonymous No.149060935 [Report]
>>149058907
>We're literally just back to BND
>But he still has almost no friends
>People see this as a win
You have been beaten down like a dog to accept this
Anonymous No.149060946 [Report] >>149061055 >>149061096
>>149060906
Stupid Incel Virgin, or virgincel as I call you. See: >>149060347 >>149060396
Anonymous No.149061045 [Report]
>>149060206
23.
Anonymous No.149061055 [Report]
>>149060946
He's right and I'm married
Anonymous No.149061096 [Report]
>>149060946
see this >>fuck off and die
Anonymous No.149061102 [Report]
>>149060176
I know, because I was there
Anonymous No.149061561 [Report]
>>149058204
Aren't the self insert fags the ones that want him to drown in pussy?
Anonymous No.149061834 [Report] >>149063483
>>149057012 (OP)
This is literally what dating was up until the, like, 50s. People went on dates with multiple people at once. This is where the term "going steady" came from. It was when you got to the point in a relationship you wanted to stop dating around. Modern nuclear family propaganda wants you to fuck less women and pump babies into one women until she dies.
Anonymous No.149061900 [Report]
Imagine reading Spider-Man comics after One More Day.
Anonymous No.149061942 [Report] >>149062300
Anonymous No.149061964 [Report]
>>149059563
I actually thought that was Silver Sable for a moment
Anonymous No.149062300 [Report]
>>149061942
damn he's ugly as shit
Anonymous No.149062343 [Report]
>>149057456
The funniest part is the people arguing with you definitely are ugly fat faggots or short haired ugly fat women who never shower.

Thats the only people into these types of relationships, and its mostly because they are psychotic and only other gross people can stand gross people.
Anonymous No.149062501 [Report]
>>149059908
white hair will grow once he develops powers.
Anonymous No.149063298 [Report]
>>149057012 (OP)
nigga what
Anonymous No.149063483 [Report]
>>149061834
I already tried explaining this to them.>>149057529

It’s no use.
These beta males have no real dating experience, so they treat this scenario as disrespectful.
It’s pretty pathetic of them when you think about it.
Anonymous No.149063547 [Report]
>>149057012 (OP)
You just know Marvel Editorial can't get bitches irl. These people really are sexless losers. Sage.